Evilsciencechick’s

This is going to be a busy week for me. Lots of stuff in the lab to do, plus EvilScienceMom is coming to visit. OK…technically she’s EvilLibrarianMom. But that means much cleaning is to be done before wednesday. and then the delicate balance of working in the lab and then sneaking […]

yet somewhat ambiguous, as it is work related and I don’t want to get Dooced…
OH MY GOD, GET YOUR OWN DAMNED NAILCLIPPERS AND STOP ASKING TO BORROW MINE EVERY DAY! IT’S NOT LIKE YOU’RE EVEN CLIPPING ONE LITTLE HANGNAIL, YOU STAND BY MY DESK AND GIVE YOURSELF DAMNED MANICURE. IT’S DISGUSTING, AND I […]

So I’ve got my little side business making beaded stitch markers. VERY side…a few orders so far. I’m hoping to expand just a bit - I’m going to make a few sets and see of my local yarn store (or LYS, as they’re known in snobby knitter circles) will keep a few laying […]

I’m working on my first sock evah!you are jealous.

I have become an old, cranky party pooper.
HOOORAY!
I got home last night a little after 9pm. Kev was nowhere to be found, and Sadie was REALLY happy to see me. Clingy, even.
The reason for the clingyness soon became clear. Our upstairs neighbor was having a party.
The upstairs unit had been empty for […]

It happened again. I was in the bathroom, in one of the two stalls. The other stall was already occupied.
The occupant flushed the toilet, opened up the stall…and then…
…walked out the door of the bathroom.
without.
washing.
her.
HANDS!
ew.
ew. ew. ew!
we work in a LABORATORY BUILDING PEOPLE! YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER!
that is more […]

I am addicted to the various “animal cop” type shows on Animal Planet. I am not sure why. Because nothing gives you that unsatisfying sucker punch to the diaphram quite like ANOTHER “the da office decided not to prosecute due to lack of evidence” story in which some dog was tortured to death with […]

STEEEEELERS!!!

So one of the (few) tasks given to Kevin during the whole “weddin’ plannin’ thing” is the honeymoon.
Anyone who’s met Kev knows that the man likes a bargain. No…strike that…IS WHOLELY OBSESSED with finding a bargain. He wants to get a good deal on this honeymoon.
I want to have fun and relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax. […]

Today I learned the ultimate in multitasking. I can sit on the toilet and spray Scrub Free mildew and Scrub Free soap scum onto the tiles in the shower AT THE SAME TIME!
I am talented.
And since I had nice, clean, and mildew free shower tiles and bathtub, I decided to take a bath. […]

Have you ever eaten anything SO GOOD, that when you finished it, you were sad, because it was all gone? And part of you wanted to throw it up, JUST so you could eat it ALL OVER AGAIN???
I just did. I mean, I didn’t throw up anything. But I had a meal […]

I need to stop watching food network. It’s almost midnight, and I’m CRAVING A HOTDOG!!!
mmmmmmmm
with mustard.
*droooool*

Nothing like heading down to the school’s lunch stand, ordering a 12 inch roast beef sammich with mayo and cheese, “combo” it with some doritos and a drink…and then turn around and realize that your doctor is in line right behind you.
this is the conversation you have in your head:
Yeah…that diet is going GREAT doc. […]

IF YOU DECIDE TO NOT GIVE ME A BUDGET TO WORK WITH BEFORE SENDING ME OUT INTO THE WILDERNESS BY MYSELF TO FIND A RECEPTION SITE DO NOT GET ALL BITCHY AND SURPRISED AT ME WHEN THE NUMBER I COME BACK WITH DOES NOT FIT INTO YOUR MAGICAL “SECRET” BUDGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but now I have a budget. […]

It was love at first site, really. As soon as my eyes caught that glint…it was all over for me. Handsome….black….tough…compact body…
I WANT….I NEEEEEED….the LOOOONGING is TOO MUCH!!!!
will my love be requited? WILL MY PASSIONS GO UNFULLFILLED????
I guess I’ll know when I get my tax return.
Isn’t he dreamy?

click the pic for details.
Anyone […]

watching TV, a girl wearing all pink, sitting in a very pink bedroom, appears on the screen.
Kev: Whoa. too much. that’s pinker than pussy.
Me: now WHY would you come up with that comparison???
Kev: I don’t know.
later
Kev: actually, her shirt is more coral than pink.
pause
Me: I think that’s the gayest thing you’ve ever said.
Kev: […]

I lied in my comments in the last post. I did have some time to tweak around my template. of course, I SHOULD have used that time to knit. Or clean. But something like that just eats at me. TEMPLATE PROBLEMS! POOR, DEPRIVED READERS WHO CAN’T VIEW MY BLOG […]

I can’t believe it. I was always so…uncaring about the whole thing. Yeah, whatever. I want a simple affair. really, I just want a small party. Hang out with friends. Casual. Relaxed. No stressful planning.
but I have become…
Psycho wedding planner.
Seriously, it’s all I can think about. […]

I have been erosblogged!
The last time I was breifly mentioned, my counter went nuts.
The first and most infamous time, photobucket died on me.
If I decide to make the Toy Review a regular feature (and OH HOW I WANT TO!), I’d better invest in some better file storage for my template!!!

*rattling noises coming from the kitchen*
Me: *accusing* HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE!!!!
Kev: putting together YOUR LUNCH for tomorrow.
Me: oh. ohhhhh sweetie, I love you soooo much!!! and you penis is soooo big!!! you are sooo wonderful!!!
Kev: UH HUH! THAT’S RIGHT!

OK, this again is one of those posts that maybe my “real life” friends might want to skip over, to avoid that “searing image in the back of the brain” thing we talked about. Also this post contains pictures that are NSFW…so read at your own risk.
are you gone? good.
So last friday, Kev […]

I think the reason that women enjoy being engaged so much is the never ending stream of compliments and congratulations you get.
“you’re engaged! congratulations!”
THANK YOU! I have done NOTHING worthy of congratulations, but I will TAKE IT!
Until today, randomly, the guy bagging my groceries at Publix asked me out of the blue “so […]

Me: God, everyone at curves this morning was all “IT’S SO COLD! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT GOT SO COLD!” and I just want to yell at these people “IT’S JANUARY! DUH!” Morons.
Kev: They’re just making conversation. You knoooowww…we could move to Miami where it’s warm. We could be lounging on […]

…you walk into an empty stairwell, and think “whew! alone at last! now I can dig out that thong wedgie that’s been bugging me!” only to remember a few seconds too late that the entire back wall of the stairwell is made of glass, and anyone looking out their window in the next […]

tonight I:
1. cut Kevin’s hair.
2. made a button link for knitgeeks:

it’s on my sidebar. anyone who would like to steal it, PLEASE right click, save, and host it on your own hosting service. thank you!
3. redesigned aforementioned knitgeeks. hope the other girls don’t mind! the mind numbingly white template was bugging […]

(good band name)
announcement: the “sleep in separate beds” rule has been lifted at ESC’s childhood home. My mother made it sound like this WHOLE TIME we could have been sleeping together, just not the first time he came up with me. And as long as I felt comfortable with it, they were OK […]

Dammit.
Latest results aren’t at all what we thought they might be. Which could be fine, as it means I won’t have any more experiments to do and can just WRITE THIS SHIT UP ALREADY! Christ, this is MY OLD PROJECT! I REALLY didn’t want to have to do any more experiments on […]

Why don’t you go get yourself a cup of GO FUCK YOURSELF!
BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
I am SO using that in conversation this week!

Cost of Call of Duty 2, a christmas present for Kev: $50
Days it took for him to finish the WHOLE GAME: 3
*sigh*
at least he hasn’t been able to use his red dot scope yet.

AGAIN.
in january.
nice.

This year I decided to combine the best of both the north and south for a traditional new year’s day dinner. This year it was just us - usually we have people over for dinner - AND as an added bonus, Kev wasn’t sick - he was sick as a dog last year.
Here’s dinner. […]

We’re back!
I haven’t posted because…well…we’ve spent a lot of time in bed since we got back. Occasionally, we even slept. BWAHA! Also spent a good portion of today food shopping, as the pantry was BARE! Also, the fridge.
The drive back was long and uneventful. The most entertaining bit being the […]