Kev and I have talked about the name thing a couple of times, especially recently (with the blog post)
Dinner: grilled cheese sammiches made with extra sharp vermont cheddar, thin sliced granny smith apple, and bacon. And tuscan white bean soup. From…a mix. I can’t be gourmet all the time. Darned good, […]
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dinner and conversation
Published August 27th, 2006 in relationship/sex, food and conversations. 1 CommentContinue with the birthday wishes below…
Published August 17th, 2006 in science! and conversations. 3 CommentsConversation in the lab
ESC: *making a buffer* It’s always bugged me…why isn’t SDS called SLS?
N: what?
ESC: *points at bucket* “sodium lauryl sulfate” - SLS
N: that’s not SDS. SDS is sodium dodecyl sulfate
ESC: what?
N: we should have some…*looks at chemical shelf*
ESC: but…this is what I’ve been using for SDS! *panic setting in* […]
on the phone with mom
ESC: so…I finally decided to see a psychiatrist
Mom - Oh?
ESC: yeah. so I’m on some medications now.
Mom - which ones?
ESC: - wellbutrin to help me focus…
Mom - oh! you know your brother was on that for a while. They also use it to help people stop smoking
ESC: yeah, […]
Today was my very first appointment EVER with a psychiatrist.
diagnosis: bat shit crazy
HA! just kidding, of course. I am more bird shit crazy.
I knew this day was coming. For years now, I knew something was wrong. I couldn’t pay attention as well as I used to. I couldn’t focus. […]
2am
Kev: *sigh* I can’t sleep!
ESC: mmzzzz…hmmm…turn on the tv…I don’t mind
Kev: meh
ESC: put it on CNN, that’ll put you to sleep
Kev: current events will just piss me off
ESC: hmmmzzzz…the weather channel?
Kev: that will just piss me off
ESC: mmmzzzz…hehehehe…
Kev: hehehehe
ESC: dammit, don’t make me laugh when I’m sleeping.
Kev: HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
OK, maybe that was funnier at […]
Julie and I have been emailing to help lift the boredom of the work day. She posted part of the conversation today.
Here’s a recent quote, from me, which Julie demanded I blog. We were talking about (drumroll…) the WEATHER!
“It’s stinky hot everywhere. The temperature map of the country this morning on […]
anything better than chunking into a sweet watermelon on a hot day??? I DON’T THINK SO!
In other picture news, I put up some pictures from my bridal shower in pittsburgh. Go check them out, won’t you?
and yet more conversations
after waking from a nap
ESC: I’M HUNGRYYYYY! ARE YOU GOING TO THE STORE???
Kev: I didn’t […]
conversations in maturity
Published July 3rd, 2006 in conversations and weekend warriors. 7 Commentsat Home Depot
Kev: we’re also going to need a lot of caulk. Have I ever shown you how to caulk?
ESC: Sweetie, I am QUEEN of the caulk. I’ve done LOTS of caulking. These hands have handled more caulk than you can IMAGINE. You will be JEALOUS of my sweet caulk handling […]
oooo…and like, maybe he’s a PIRATE…yeahhhh….
Published June 18th, 2006 in relationship/sex, conversations and TMI. 9 CommentsVoting and opinions continue below. I installed a plugin to make it a “sticky” post, and it worked…except that it displayed every single one of my posts on the front page and made my sidebar disappear. BUH BYE, PLUGIN!
Conversations around the Evil house:
Kev: so we should go to bed early so we can […]
slimey yet satisfying???
Published June 13th, 2006 in rants, food, conversations and on the teeveeee. 9 CommentsOne of the post-docs in the lab is from Korea, and I am continuously horrified at some of the stuff she has professed to enjoy eating.
I thought maybe I could gross even HER out today.
ESC: Hey, so I was watching this show called “no reservations with anthony bourdain,” where he’s this cynical, alcoholic chef who […]
We took a break to go eat at our favorite mexican restaurant. I got my favorite dish, and since I order it EVERY TIME and I’m OBSESSED WITH IT AND OH MY GOD I NEED TO EAT IT ALL THE TIME - burrito de carnitas. Because I’m so obsessed with it, Kev decided […]
Thank you for calling bank W, this is [whoever], how can I help you?
Yes, this is ESC, I have a problem with [huge long winded explanation of problem]
If your problem is with Company C, then you’ll have to call company C, we can’t really help you.
OK, but I can’t get ahold of company C, there […]
owwwww…my feeeeeet
Published May 20th, 2006 in conversations, movin' on UP! and weekend warriors. 4 CommentsPhase 2 of “getting the condo ready to sell” has been accomplished: cleaning out our rental storage unit.
It was not easy.
The unit was a disorganized mess. While things were stack neatly around the periphery, everything in the middle had just been thrown in. We organized everything in piles - throw away, donate, keep […]
in the shower together.
ESC: damn
Kev: what?
ESC: I can’t remember if I shaved my pits or not yet.
*assumes akward pose to check*
ESC: I can’t see. Can you tell?
*offers armpit up for investigation*
Kev: hmmm…I think so. looks pretty smooth to me.
ESC: ok, thanks
Kev: hehehehehehe
ESC: what?
Kev: wuvvv…TWOOOO wuvvv…
ESC: we’ve been together too long already, haven’t we?
ESC: …so can you help me measure the rooms tonight?
Kev: Yeah, give me a few minutes.
ESC: you still have that super big…uhh…thing…right?
Kev: hehehehe…yeaaaaahhh…..
ESC: dammit. TAPE MEASURE.
Kev: hehehehehehee
at the aforementioned BBQ place which we enjoyed on Sunday, we decided to take advantage of the nice day and eat out on the patio. There was a large group of people also enjoying the nice day and BBQ together out there with us.
*noises of lip smacking and mmmmm-ing and chewing*
*buzzz*
Kev: damn fly *waves […]
ESC: where are we going for dinner tonight?
Kev: I thought you were making bison burgers.
ESC: nah. I’m wearing a good bra. I hate to waste it on a night in.
later
ESC: where are those dinner coupons? weren’t they in your car?
Kev: I think they’re still out there. you can get them.
ESC: *sad […]
The mole thing on my leg was bigger and deeper (unintended porn image!) than the one on my arm.
Which do you think hurts worse today?
dammit.
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Can she clean? She can clean out my kitchen, if she wants
Yesterday, I got a call to my cell phone I didn’t answer, because I didn’t recognize the number or even […]
Taped to our door today
Published April 10th, 2006 in relationship/sex and conversations. 7 CommentsDear Neighbor,
As you read this note, please keep in mind that the walls are thins. Night after night, we are forced to participate in your lovemaking through the walls. Unfortunately, we are often woken-up out of our sleep. I know that you may not be aware of this matter, but we can […]
and the thong is a double helix
Published April 6th, 2006 in science! and conversations. 13 CommentsSo I’ve bitched on here before about messing with radioactivity. I hate it. It’s stressful and time consuming. And until recently, my results were never worth it.
For a long time, I would just throw on an old button down long sleeved shirt of mine, snap on the radiation badge, put on the […]
not really.
Hot Italian girl from adjacent lab comes up to me.
HIG: I steel hav your kiss.
ESC:…what?
HIG: Your kiss!
ESC: *blank look*
HIG: kiss from the…the…phosphoeeeemager? I steel need them for tomorrow.
ESC: ohhhhh! keys! no problem. I’ll need them saturday
HIG: OK, sure!
That’s as hot at the action gets around here.
ESC: oooo…we should make liquid nitrogen ice cream again! when the weather gets warm!
I: It IS warm.
ESC: almost.
J: yeah, I can’t wait for it to be shorts weather again.
ESC: it’s only shorts weather up to here (indicates bottom of capris). it’s capri weather!
J: but not for boys.
I: no. NOT a good look […]
ESC: I’m amazed Dolly Parton’s boobs haven’t exploded yet. They’re huge! Forever huge!
Kev: she still looks damn good for her age. She’s a senior citizen, but I’d do her. A sexy senior citizen.
ESC: so she’s a…SSILF?
Kev: HAHAHAHAHA! YES! a SSILF!
More conversations…
ESC: did you see my post about the oral hygeine order?
Kev: yeah.
ESC: Most people seem to floss AFTER brushing. then some weirdos brush again, but HA! I am RIGHT!
Kev: I’m still going to do it my way. Plus, maybe all those people who commented are wrong.
ESC: no. no…just you.
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watching the […]
A post with no mention of poop of any color
Published February 22nd, 2006 in relationship/sex and conversations. 0 CommentsConversations with Julie, or why you all deseperaly want to IM chat with us ALL THE TIME!
Julie: Lori and I went to a sex shop last night, and now they have a mini-butterfly! for use “while having sex”
ESC: oooooo
Julie: yeah.
ESC: did you get it???
Julie: damn thing was $50, so I didn’t get it, but I […]
conversations at work
N: I’m going to try to work on all this at home.
ESC: don’t let your cat gouge you again *points to very deep scratch on her wrist*
N: ooooooh…he won’t do that again. He just didn’t want me to go to work.
ESC: you know, you always sound like a victim of […]
saturday morning laziness
Published February 18th, 2006 in daily, food and conversations. 0 CommentsConversations at our house
Kev and ESC smooch
Kev: your breath smells like…basil?
ESC: should be mint.
Kev: more like basil.
ESC: it’s that mouthwash. it should be minty.
Kev: well, then it’s mint with something else.
ESC: ummmm…bacon?
Kev: that’s probably it.
And before you yell at me for going off the diet…
turkey bacon!
Please ignore dirty stovetop background. They didn’t even […]
My mother is here and everything’s been going well. We managed to get the place looking SPARKLIN’ CLEEEN before she got here, and amazingly enough…keeping UP with the cleaning. The dishes! Get done! Soon after dinner! And not! Three days later!
We’re not PERFECT, though.
Conversation this morning
Mom: is this still […]
watching TV, a girl wearing all pink, sitting in a very pink bedroom, appears on the screen.
Kev: Whoa. too much. that’s pinker than pussy.
Me: now WHY would you come up with that comparison???
Kev: I don’t know.
later
Kev: actually, her shirt is more coral than pink.
pause
Me: I think that’s the gayest thing you’ve ever said.
Kev: […]
yet another conversation at our house
Published January 10th, 2006 in relationship/sex and conversations. 0 Comments*rattling noises coming from the kitchen*
Me: *accusing* HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE!!!!
Kev: putting together YOUR LUNCH for tomorrow.
Me: oh. ohhhhh sweetie, I love you soooo much!!! and you penis is soooo big!!! you are sooo wonderful!!!
Kev: UH HUH! THAT’S RIGHT!
Me: God, everyone at curves this morning was all “IT’S SO COLD! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT GOT SO COLD!” and I just want to yell at these people “IT’S JANUARY! DUH!” Morons.
Kev: They’re just making conversation. You knoooowww…we could move to Miami where it’s warm. We could be lounging on […]
talking with my parents about the son of my father’s cousin (my….3rd cousin?)
Mom: well, all while he was growing up, if you talked to his mother, she ALWAYS said he was going to be a doctor. Oh yes…a DOCTOR.
us: *laugh*
Mom: then he was going into mortuary science. we even ran into them in […]
I should post this on my recipe site, but I’m too lazy to try to figure out amounts. This morning, I mixed chicken broth, soy sauce, lime and orange juices, ketchup, garlic, ginger, and brown sugar, and poured it all over chicken legs in the crock pot and let it cook all day.
OH MY […]
dog park and voices of the devil inside my head
Published November 7th, 2005 in daily, photos and conversations. 0 CommentsSunday I got to hang out with Jamie and Pup!
We hung out at the dog park with Pup’s roommate’s pooch, a pretty golden retriever who is very, very lazy.See?
Sadie wants to play, but noooooo…it’s lazy time! Also, Pup talked on the phone much of the time. What a popular stuffed bear he is!A good time […]
fucking vegetarians
Published October 29th, 2005 in craftiness, photos and conversations. 0 CommentsMe: so she asked me if the soup was vegetarian.
Kev: HAHAHA! NO WAY!
Me: yeah, I told her it had a ton of bacon in it. Her friend is on her own, I guess. Unless she cheats. I’ve heard when vegetarians cheat, it’s usually with bacon.
Kev: if she eats bacon, she’s not a vegetarian.
Me: well, if […]
last night, during some very pleasant activities.
Kev: I can really tell that going to Curves is having an effect.
Me: Oh? how.
Kev: heehee…because now I can really lift up and push back your legs. look, almost to your ears!
Me: ow. not THAT far.
Kev: almost! plays around with how flexible my legs are […]
In the lab, talking to two other lab monkeys, and our computer guy.
me: the tea I got has directions for making tea on each individually wrapped tea bag!
lab monkey #2: so? maybe some people need more help with making tea
me: sure, it’s nice to know how long to leave the tea bag in there. […]
definition of “inappropriate”
Published September 28th, 2005 in relationship/sex and conversations. 0 CommentsWe’re lying on the bed, Kev facing forward, towards the TV, I’m facing Kev. He’s got my favorite toy and using it QUITE effectively on me.
On the TV, $40 a day with Rachel Ray.
Things are just about to get REALLY good…when…
Kev: ohhh, I think I figured it out. She [Rachel Ray] looks JUST […]
I am so fucking pissed off today. I was a raging evilsciencechick. I wanted to throw glassware across the room. I wanted to choke my advisor. I wanted to scream at her “YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND MAKING MY STAY HERE LONGER AND UNBEARABLE!!!!”
Instead, I said “No. No. I’m going to do […]
Julie and I have the strangest conversations….
ESC: Kev’s playing a star wars game on his computer
ESC: he’s so cute about it
ESC: just walked into the room…
ESC: “remember that monster that luke killed in the cave?”
ESC: “the one that made the fat guy cry?”
Julie: has he got a light saber for you to play with?
ESC: “uhhhh…no”
ESC: […]
