Quick little note: you’ll notice I nixed the little slider archives thingy at the top, there. I think that might have been behind all the problems I’ve been having with my host lately - I’d go to post or edit a post, and I’d get a SUSPENDED page, telling me I’ve gone over my […]
Archive for the 'TMI' Category
oh my god…MORE HEALTH NEWS FROM ME!
Published August 24th, 2006 in daily, blogging and TMI. 6 CommentsNumber of doctor/nurse appointments this week: 4
Amount of money I have spent on prescription drugs this month (WITH insurance): $100
Number of additional tests kitty doctor said I could have done if I wanted to: 2
Number I agreed to: 1, but only because I had to get blood drawn anyway.
This is why I am almost afraid […]
Today was my very first appointment EVER with a psychiatrist.
diagnosis: bat shit crazy
HA! just kidding, of course. I am more bird shit crazy.
I knew this day was coming. For years now, I knew something was wrong. I couldn’t pay attention as well as I used to. I couldn’t focus. […]
I spent much of this morning in the bathroom, wondering what the hell I ate this weekend that is so torturing my lower innards.
I got to the library on campus. I noticed 3 things:
1. it was colder than ann coulter’s snatch
2. some bitch had taken my usual spot
3. the wireless internet wasn’t working
I set […]
Talking long distance to anyone on the phone for over an hour…makes me have to poop.
Why is that?
oooo…and like, maybe he’s a PIRATE…yeahhhh….
Published June 18th, 2006 in relationship/sex, conversations and TMI. 9 CommentsVoting and opinions continue below. I installed a plugin to make it a “sticky” post, and it worked…except that it displayed every single one of my posts on the front page and made my sidebar disappear. BUH BYE, PLUGIN!
Conversations around the Evil house:
Kev: so we should go to bed early so we can […]
today I actually found myself doing the “pee dance.” Good lord, how old am I? Doing the PEE DANCE???
It’s my own fault. I have this weird aversion to peeing for some reason. Like it’s SUCH a pain. I don’t have TIME to pee, I have THINGS TO DO! I’ve actually caught myself thinking about how […]
I may be in the scooter/moped market in the near future. For reasons that are an entire blog posts worth on their own, and I’m not going there quite yet. Anyway…
anyone have one? do ya like it?
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Is it wrong to use those expensive “e2″ lithium batteries in an electric toothbrush? My mom puts these batteries […]
everyone is talking about boobs today. OK, not everyone. But it’s a little disconcerting to start composing a blog entry about boobs and bra fittings, and then go out and read blogland and find out that two people have already touched on the very subjects I was going to talk about.
Which doesn’t mean […]
This is a picture of my bedroom in a state it has not seen since before Kev moved in. Look how clean and organized it is.
*sniff* beautiful.
However, the bed placement is the same. The bed is a four poster canopy bed, sans canopy. And therein lies the problem. We can’t […]
Whenever I am nervous, I feel the nerves in my stomach. Actually…lower. My bowel.
I haven’t been able to time my talk properly because I KEEP RUNNING TO THE BATHROOM!
that is all.
t-minus 2 hours and 44 minutes until my seminar.
very ouchy today. but I picked up some CVS triple-antibiotic PLUS pain killer (sweet!) today, as well as the NON-STICK gauze and some medical tape. I am a ONE WOMAN WALKING 1ST AID KIT, BITCH!
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blog news
I replaced my “disturbing searches” section on my side bar with an “esc recommends” with some of my fav links. […]
Because Sloth asked, and because it’s got to be one of the few stories I haven’t blogged yet.
So allow me to take you waaaay back when I was a young and naive (virginal!) first year graduate student. It was January, on a cold and rainy Friday night (it might not have been rainy). I had […]
Ugh.
This morning my body decided to punish me for my lack of gall bladder again. It does this to a certain degree every day, but a couple of times a year, the beating is severe.
So I spent much of this morning curled up into a little weeping ball of pain in bed, running to the […]
an exercise in no self control…and fun with suppositories!
Published July 13th, 2005 in daily, conversations and TMI. 0 CommentsWent in to Target for:
dental floss
aveeno shower oil
check out some shorts for Kev
Came out of Target with:
dental floss
aveeno shower oil
3 pak Herbal Mint toothpaste (buy 2 get 1 free)
Cover Girl Compact - “Clean” buff beige (on sale, $3)
2 4paks Target brand flavored water
2 4paks Target brand splenda sweetened fruity drinks
bag of Target brand garden […]
….would be an excellent name for a band.
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warning: more boobs
I am wearing one of the new bras today. Not a scary one…this one is sort of half way between a normal and a scary. And it’s blue! Hooray! But oh…the difference! I guess I just keep wearing the same stretched […]
warning: probably a boring post for the guys to read, though there is mention of boobs and lingerie at the end.
today…I went shopping. My high school reunion is in less than a week, I need something PRETTY. Something that says “hey, maybe I should have dated her in high school…boy was I stupid.” Something that […]
I am tired and sore.
So much for my productivity streak.
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And to this I say…
AMEN! I think he hit the nail on the head with respect to the vast majority of Christians out there. But why are we letting the ultra conservative speak for us? We need a louder voice!!!
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It’s Fun Underwear Friday!
Do you have your […]
HA! In your FACE, Jamie! You were WRONG!!!!
stupid cramps…but still…..
HALLELUIAH!
Guys can probably skip this one.
The good part about being on the 4 times a year pill schedule is that I only get my period 4 times a year.
The bad part about being on the 4 times a year pill schedule is that I only get my period 4 times a year!
See…it’s REASSURING to get […]
Dilemma: Sadie must take 3 pills, 3 times a day. Normally, Sadie is tricked into eating pills by wrapping them in peanut butter smeared bread. But Sadie is on a bland diet of nothing but rice and ground turkey and should not be eating peanut butter bread.
Solution: ESC now has the joy of […]
So here’s how it stands:
I have rescheduled my committee meeting. My talk is basically ready, but as I still feel lousy, AND haven’t had much time to actually go through my talk, my advisor and I thought it best I reschedule. I’ve heard back from everyone in my committee but one, and so […]
why is it that as soon as I am unable to do something, THAT’S when I want to do it. Every time I get sick, the inspiration strikes: I want to take a walk, I want to take Sadie to the park, I want to clean the house, or…worse of all, I am HORNY AS […]
