Some maintenance

Every so often, I like to log back in here, clear off the dust, do some needed software updates, make sure it wasn’t hacked, stuff like that. I had the bright idea to set it so that my tumblr posts would post here. Then I realized it was a one-time export function. Hrumph. So there are some tumblr posts below, but from now on, my tumblr will show up over there in the sidebar. It’s mostly snippets of funny conversations I have, maybe the occasional amusing picture. The usual.

Annnnyway…I might try to pop in here more. Throw up a few posts. I have a steady job now that’s actually good – no crazy, unrealistic projects, no crummy, hourly contract bullshit. It’s not glamorous but the people are great and the benefits are FANTASTIC, so you know…yay health insurance!

Kev is good, and Sadie is still hanging in there. You’d never know she was 14, bless’er. Pictures and more updates to come.

January 27th, 2013 | Category: blogging|
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*driving in the car*

Kev: Ohh, look. A restaurant supply store. Do you think they let people shop there?

Me: *flat stare*

Kev: …or just restaurants?

Me: mmmmmhhhhhhhhmmmmaaaahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!

Kev: wha…OH SHUT UP!

January 26th, 2013 | Category: daily|
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Kev: *looking through medicine cabinet* Next time you’re out, pick up another bottle of alcohol.

Me: OK

Kev: RUBBING alcohol

Me: Awwwwww

January 8th, 2013 | Category: daily|
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*moans of lady pleasure coming from tv in other room*

Me: What are you watching in there???

Kev: “Dorian Gray”

Me: Uh huh. Sounds a little porny…

Kev: Yeeehp. They’re fuckin’.

Me: HAHAHAHAHA!

January 6th, 2013 | Category: daily|
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Heeey, we’re here for the PAR-TAYOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH you’re not wearing pants.

January 1st, 2013 | Category: daily|
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    Large Boobed Friend: So my friend thinks I should get a sleeveless wedding dress.
    All of us: NO WAAAAY!!!
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    jacklullaby:

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    men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day

    OH MY GOD  LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT

    AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM

    BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE

    THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”

    I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

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    My brother, Aaron, did this once. The principal called my mom to let her know her son wore a skirt to school. My mom said “Well?  Is it against the rules?”  

    The principal got flustered and said, that, well no, it’s not, but that it was causing a distraction and that was against the rules.  Mom wanted to know if she needed to bring him clothes to change into, and the principal said no, Aaron had worn shorts under the skirt, so he just had to take the skirt off.  

    So mom finally asked “Well then why did you call me???”  The principal didn’t really have a good answer to that one.  

  • Wet dog

    Sadie: I HAVE TO GO OUT
    Me: What? You just peed an hour ago. And it's pouring down rain out there.
    Sadie: I HAVE TO POOP
    Me: You hate the rain.
    Sadie: I HAVE TO POOP NOW
    Me: OK then.
    Me: *later, at her pooping spot, in the rain*
    Sadie: I NO LONGER HAVE TO POOP
    Me: What? You were DESPERATE to go, five minutes ago.
    Sadie: I DON'T LIKE THE RAIN. I DON'T HAVE TO POOP.
    Me: I am not falling for this. 10 minutes inside, and you'll be crying to go out again.
    Sadie: NO I WON'T.
    Me: We are staying out here until you poop.
    Sadie: I HATE YOU