Some maintenance

Every so often, I like to log back in here, clear off the dust, do some needed software updates, make sure it wasn’t hacked, stuff like that. I had the bright idea to set it so that my tumblr posts would post here. Then I realized it was a one-time export function. Hrumph. So there are some tumblr posts below, but from now on, my tumblr will show up over there in the sidebar. It’s mostly snippets of funny conversations I have, maybe the occasional amusing picture. The usual.

Annnnyway…I might try to pop in here more. Throw up a few posts. I have a steady job now that’s actually good – no crazy, unrealistic projects, no crummy, hourly contract bullshit. It’s not glamorous but the people are great and the benefits are FANTASTIC, so you know…yay health insurance!

Kev is good, and Sadie is still hanging in there. You’d never know she was 14, bless’er. Pictures and more updates to come.

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*driving in the car*

Kev: Ohh, look. A restaurant supply store. Do you think they let people shop there?

Me: *flat stare*

Kev: …or just restaurants?

Me: mmmmmhhhhhhhhmmmmaaaahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!

Kev: wha…OH SHUT UP!

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Kev: *looking through medicine cabinet* Next time you’re out, pick up another bottle of alcohol.

Me: OK

Kev: RUBBING alcohol

Me: Awwwwww

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*moans of lady pleasure coming from tv in other room*

Me: What are you watching in there???

Kev: “Dorian Gray”

Me: Uh huh. Sounds a little porny…

Kev: Yeeehp. They’re fuckin’.

Me: HAHAHAHAHA!

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Heeey, we’re here for the PAR-TAYOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH you’re not wearing pants.

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  • Rings

    Friend: You're not wearing your rings!
    Me: What? Oh, no. I don't wear them in the pool. And I take them off at night.
    Friend: I don't think I've ever seen you not wear them.
    Me: I take them off a lot. First thing I do when I get home from work is take off my bra and my rings. THE SYMBOLS OF MY OPPRESSION!!!!
    Friend: *snicker*
  • oh noooooo!

    Friend: *at the ice cream shop*
    Me: I'll take a scoop of the Italian coffee on a sugar cone.
    Shop girl: Is a cake cone OK? The only sugar cones we have right now are these. *points to display of fancy dipped cones*
    Me: Oh no! So the only sugar cones available are dipped in chocolate and sprinkles? I WILL TAKE THAT YES PLEASE!
  • photo from Tumblr

    thefrogman:

    Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Wiener [website]

    [h/t: pleatedjeans]

    An important lesson for all princesses, I think.  And princes.