got nothing.
I realized I missed HNT, which is fine, not like I’m a regular participant, or anything. I was going to post a picture of my tongue, because I have one of those freak, angry white tastebuds on the tip of my tongue driving me crazy right now.
Then I wondered if that was a […]
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I just watched Kev eat:
raw onion
stale cornbread
Do Si Dos (peanut butter cookies)
and then wash it all down with milk.
guess who is NOT getting kisses tonight?
wanna know what’s more irritating than acidic water?
the fact that half our lab is totally unconcerned about it. Claiming that pure water is SUPPOSED to be acidic. And that obviously we’ve been dealing with this awhile, suffering no ill effects. So obviously everything is OK. OBVIOUSLY. Even though every google search […]
*sigh*
My car has a nice 4 inch dent on the front side, just to the side of the driver’s side headlight.
Someone backed into me in the church parking lot while I was at choir practice.
Fortunately, she left her information with the security guard.
Who was it?
*sigh*
The pastor.
This morning I found myself in the unfortunate position of having to make some 10% SDS stock.
Yeah, *groan* is right. Making SDS sucks. If you’re not wearing a mask, the power goes into your lungs and make you cough, and once you get it into water, it NEVER wants to go into solution. […]
You and your delicious, delicious cookies.
and your fucking FALSE ADVERTISING!
On a box of your new cookie “cafe cookies,” there is a lovely picture of a group of young girls, gathered around a woman in a leather coat, looking at what I can only presume is a flight map, and there is a small plane in […]
WEIRD AND/OR INTERESTING SEARCHES THAT HAVE LED PEOPLE HERE!
how long does it take for a skunk to conceive babies (Yahoo) - to CONCEIVE babies? Like…how long do they have to fuck before it happens??? Good lord, I have NO idea. The intricacies of skunk sex is something I haven’t dedicated much brain […]
Until a couple of days ago, I had never heard of “Crash.”
also, I haven’t seen any of the movies nominated for the big awards.
the last movie I saw in the theater was wallace and grommit. Before that, Narnia.
*sigh*
I have a lot of renting to do.
Kev’s finally home.
How do I feel?
chafed.
;)
I love my new camera, but it is bigger and bulkier than my previous camera, so I can’t just throw it into my purse and take it along with me where ever I go.
This has a downside.
Like today.
When I went to work.
There were 3 women sitting on the wall near the back entrance of the […]
Last night, I dreamt I was raped.
I was in a doctor’s office. I had never seen the doctor before, and I had no idea WHAT I was seeing him for. But all of a sudden, I was naked on the exam table, and I couldn’t move my arms or legs.
He raped me, but […]
Old people who think that they are the ONLY customer in the bank.
STOP YAKKING OLD LADY, I HAVE CHECKS TO DEPOSIT!
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lab happenings
I took the lab’s velvets home to wash them. While I was at it, I grabbed one of our new sets of autoclave gloves that someone had gunked up with autoclave spooge. […]
a note to parents
If you have a hyperactive, noisey child who refuses to behave, and starts to make a fuss during a very somber Ash Wednesday church service, there is a distinct possibility that you will HAVE TO LEAVE! Early! Because that kid, is NEVER GOING TO SHUT UP. and taking him […]
what will probably be a disappointing follow up to the previous, rather exciting post
Published December 6th, 2005 in Uncategorized, craftiness, food and photos. 0 Comments“So ESC! Now that you’re engaged, do you feel any different?”
ummm…no. Sorry. I do have a smidge too tight wedding band looking ring on my finger. but…that’s about it.
Soooo…well….ummmm…
how about some pictures? Everyone loves pictures!!!
My tree! It’s small…but well dressed.and here’s Sadie watching me decorate…
this is her […]
waaaay too much shopping this weekend. HOORAY!
On yet another trip to Target tonight, I picked up a Sally Hansen product that’s supposed to thicken and strengthen my nails. I figure that if I’m trying to get my skin clear and free of the plague, it would be nice to NOT have nails that peel […]
a single mention of monkeys **update! with more monkeys!*
Published October 8th, 2005 in Uncategorized. 0 CommentsHere are pics of the complete satchel. As you can see, I’m already making good use of it. I think the pockets were supposed to go on the outside front, but pbbbth on that! I need pockets on the INSIDE! I believe in purse segregation. Plus my iPod mini needs it’s own crib, yo. Separate […]
Today I don’t have much to post. Continue enjoying the answers to Ask the Evils below, of course.
As for now I will leave you with random bits of asshattery that I’ve found. I’ll start with one, and add to it if neccessary…
Vaccines against HPV, the virus responsible for most cases of cervical cancer, a disease […]
Sideshow Bob asks:
Did you ever go to make a pork sausage and find that it’s got hair growing all over it?
Umm…not GROWING on it, but I have made many a food item that ends up GETTING hair on it. One of the hazaards of dog ownership. (and…ummm…dating and living with a hairy guy)
Jamie asks:
Do you […]
I haven’t forgotten about the questions! I swear! Tonight I will sit down and do them. Today has been hectic - but a good hectic. I will actually have DATA! DAAATA! THIS WEEKEND!
fucking AWESOME!
let’s hope it’s good data.
I am feeling less suicidal over the shawl I started working on, […]
Not feeling too spiffy right now, folks - a headache and a stomach ache. I’m sipping some fizzy orange-mango juice, and Kev’s making me some soup. Isn’t he a nice boy?
So I’m not quite finished with the answering of the questions. If I attempt to answer them right now, most of the answers would be […]
weekend report
I went to Target on saturday to buy halloween decorations and a new pair of jeans, which (I am discovering) happen to have weirdly deep pockets. There is no reason for girl pants to have pockets to go down to the knees. All I keep in there is chapstick, and I don’t want to […]
Made an appointment for Sadie for tomorrow at 10. Vet friend said paw punctures are notorious for getting infected, and that licking will only irritate the wound.
Oh yeah, and I have to put a sock on the foot to keep her from licking. I predict some photo fun tonight!
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wtf? stupid blogger! this post […]
Yes, I went over my allowed bandwidth for this month on Photobucket. That’s why my new blog heading is “bandwidth exceeded” (which would be a pretty cool name for a band). I would move everything to a new photo storage, except that it should go back to normal tomorrow.
I really don’t anticipate having […]
warning: long!
warning: no sex mentioned at all, except in this warning, and then maybe a hint at the very end!
OK, let me FIRST just say how sorely disspointed I am in all of you. NOT ONE sex adventure email. Of course, I haven’t gone through my blogroll, so maybe you all posted some steamy stuff. […]
Like Penthouse, without the “interesting articles”
Published February 25th, 2005 in Uncategorized. 0 CommentsLaptop update: so Kev tried several times unsuccessfully to “ghost” my hard drive at work, to no avail.
Q: ESC, what does “ghost” mean?
A: I have no idea! my name is evilSCIENCEchick, not evilCOMPUTERchick. someone “out there” probably knows, though. Ask them
So after a few unsuccessful attempts, the hard drive died again. At […]
GAH!!! THIS!!!!
THIS IS WHY!!!
THIS is why we need to have MORE that STUPID FUCKING ABSTINENCE education in school! Because some POOR STUPID SIXTH GRADE girls can be convinced that their teacher needed to have sex with them…or he would DIE!
BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T’ KNOW ANY BETTER!
My boyfriend is a GEEEEEEEENIUS!!!!
The frozen hard drive ACTUALLY WORKED! Too well, actually.
So he sealed it in a ziplock back and stuck it in the freezer for about a half hour. Then tried hooking it up to his desktop computer. Nothing. Nada. Zip.
Oh well, we expected it, weren’t holding our […]
Technically, I’m shaving later, but I did get my hair cut! Finally! I can’t even remember when I got it cut last….October maybe?
I have the luxury of a hairstyle and hair that looks good either short or long. So since I’m pretty lazy, I generally go MONTHS between haircuts. Letting my […]
The laptop is most likely toast. Kev is trying a few tricks to try to get the data off it…including FREEZING the harddrive! But we’re not holding our breaths.
Our departmental computer guy who used to work at CompUSA seems to think that replacing a hardrive is something that the monkeys in the repair […]
Last night, as my mom played solitaire on my laptop, the screen blinked, and the XP version of the blue screen of death appeared.
After restarting, I got a message saying “media test failed” and “operating system not detected”
Uh oh.
I think I just lost my hard drive. Kev will look at it tonight, and try […]
of fame. Guess which day was the anal post?
Last full day of mom’s visit. Yesterday we went to church, then mom walked around the Virginia Highlands area while I had session meeting. Yawn! Later we got all girly dressed up and headed to the Fabulous Fox Theater for Hairspray. Which was very good! Very peppy, […]
…to our regularly scheduled program.
My mom is sitting next to me doing the crosswords, so I’ll make this quick. The visit is going fine - NO awkwardness whatsoever. However, it’s been very…”dry.” Oh well, maybe some fun tonight. We’ll see.
Mom and I have done ALOT of shopping, which is always a good thing. Outlet […]
The long awaited, overly long post about backdoor fun
Published February 17th, 2005 in Uncategorized. 0 Comments“Kev, I joked on my site that I was going to do an anal sex post. Now everyone wants me to do it.”
“what? no!”
“why not?”
“you’re going to get us arrested, or something.”
“pft! it’s legal, right? wasn’t there a federal anal sex law passed? or something?”
(actually, that would be a GREAT […]
Holy shit…again!
My hit counter registered500 unque hits…by 10am. I almost spit out my smoothie. And yes, an ACTUAL smoothie, that’s not a euphamism for anything. Unfortunately.
Good lord…now I have to deal with my mom being here…AND this!
I’ll see what I can do…
Not that I’m counting.
Yes, the mom is in town…for a week! Flying in tonight, flying out next Tuesday, and oh, the chaos that could occur in between.
Normally, mom’s visits aren’t all that eventful. I usually work half days, she drops me off, goes off exploring on her own in my car, and […]
My fingers are pruny and smell like lysol
Published February 16th, 2005 in Uncategorized. 0 CommentsMy place is clean. Very clean. Vacuumed, washed, and put away. Clean.
Kevin may never speak to me again….the price of being a nag…but even the spare room is clean. Or at least the bed is visible. Tomorrow I will put fresh sheets on, and make sure the bathroom is wiped down and […]
another quiz. Blame Julie.
10 Random songs in your library
1. Alfred Hitchcock Theme - Metallica
2. Be My Yoko Ono - Barenaked Ladies
3. I wanna be like you - soundtrack, Jungle Book
4. Pretty Pink Ribbon - Cake
5. Furious Rose - Lisa Loeb
6. Whistling in the Dark - They Might Be Giants
7. Little Black Backpack - Stroke […]
baaaa….hey, where’s this herd going, anyway?
Published February 14th, 2005 in Uncategorized. 0 CommentsBecause all the cool kids are doing it:
1. Your name spelled backwards:
Nager - if you think I’m giving out my last name here, you’ve got ANOTHER THING COMING!
2. Where were your parents born?
Dad - E, PA
Mom - H, PA
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
um…free porn probably. I can’t believe […]
a long post about my weekend which does not include anal sex, sorry
Published February 14th, 2005 in Uncategorized. 0 Commentshaha, everyone is clamoring for anal sex. I WILL HOLD IT OVER YOU, THEREBY GIVING ME POWER!!! HAHAHAHAHAAA! BOW BEFORE MEEEEE!!!
ahem. none of that yet.
As I mentioned in my comments below, we never did get to see Hitch. Stupid Buckhead traffic. So we went to a Borders and walked […]
so I was casually and narcissistically checking my blogpatrol stats, curious about who’s been visiting this weekend. More and more I’ve been getting random google searches with search terms that don’t show up on Blogpatrol. However, Statcounter (yes, I have two stat trackers on my site, shut up) lists these as image searches for Bondage […]
