Evilsciencechick’s

In light of our recent little addition to blogville, I thought this was HYSTERICAL!
I DON’T KNOWWHAT THE BIG DEAL ABOUT HAVINGA BABY IS
HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

I didn’t knit at all today. Instead I made turkey soup* and some crab dip for dinner and then played Katamari until my thumbs got sore.
Is that a bad thing? I might be addicted. I think the King of the Universe is a bit of a tool, though.
*Holy crap, you saved your […]

ahhh….nog.
mmmmmm….with vanilla.
and
rummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
oh yeah.
nog.
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I am a fucking badass

Did I mention that Kev taught me how to shoot over the weekend? We did some target practice behind his sister’s place.
Did I mention that I TOTALLY KICKED ASS even though it’s the first time I held anything more deadly than a bb gun?
clicky to find out which […]

we’re back, exhausted, stuffed, fat, and generally happy. it was a fun trip.
can anyone here beat our black friday wake up time? 2:45 FUCKING AM. yeah. that was KEV’S idea, by the way. also, in 4 days I’ve been to 5 different wal-marts. ugh. But a good deal of christmas shopping for Kev is […]

I have to say CONGRATULATIONS to E-Lo and Ryan, who gave birth to a little baby girl named Lyric on Tuesday. It was a long time coming, but I’m SURE it was worth it! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAYYY!!! Everyone go over there RIGHT NOW and offer congrats! COMPLY!
But now of course I’m going to be without convenient internet […]

Some things keeping me entertained today:
from BoingBoing:
Super Mario on the Marimba
Pat Robertson, Satanist
The Fatal Consequences of Masturbation
FSM Dildo Cozy
From Serra:
Yoda T-shirt
FOR MEEEE! (just came in today)
Beaker T-shirt
Special request

OK, this is a little late for thanksgiving stuff, but it is the holiday season. And I want you favorite holiday recipes! Side dishes, main […]

Ugh. It’s monday and I’m cranky. Because it’s monday. At least it’s a short week!
Because I’m cranky, I shall present:
COMMERCIALS THAT IRRITATE ME
I post them here, because Kev is sick of me bitching about them at home.
#1. The metrosexual cavemen geico commerical.
God, I hate this one. When it was just a cavemen light guy off […]

baby alpaca/silk blend from knit picks, slowly being made into a moss stitch scarf for my brother.
This morning I got up and worked out. Ugh. Because I was lazy and also because of a Stitch and Bitch I (finally!) attended on thursday, I worked out Friday, too. I hate working out two days in a […]

So I just read something over at Ed and Sue’s site about a Sex Related Injury - hehehee…friction blister. nice going Ed!
And Sloth shared with us that she recently sprained an ankle during sex, though she refuses to go in to any detail, freeing us to wildly speculate. I’m thinking it involved a […]

Here is the chullo hat, pre-shrinking.

Yeah, you can see that it’s a little big. It’s better now. Maybe I’ll get a pic of that tonight.
I managed not to embarass myself last night at choir practice. Actually, I just stayed a little afterwards to go over with the director. He played the piano and I tried […]

OK, I think I scared some people with that last post, because after the initial influx of comments…no one wanted to poke it with a stick.
Point taken.
On to happier topics.
knitting news
I finished my Chullo hat! Um…it’s a little big. With some helpful advice from other knitting bloggers, I attempted to shrink it. which was sort […]

I am going to attempt to tackle an issue that is a subject of much debate right now. I hate to take on serious themes here – lord knows I’d rather put up pics of cute farm animals, my clean kitchen, or talk about my sex life, but I aim to attempt to represent what […]

Someone found my site searching for Ty Pennington Dick Size on yahoo.
There is a lot of information on my site (shut up! there is!), but sadly, it is lacking the ONE crucial piece of information that person was looking for.
And who ever you are, anonymous searcher, should you ever find that piece of information…
would […]

So besides spending 4 hours overhauling my template, what else did I do this weekend?
Well, saturday, Kev and I went shopping and I got a needle nose plier and wire cutter set to aid me in my beady stitch marker endeavors.* I also finally used a $50 best buy card I got as a gift […]

…and very little changes.
Not sure if you can tell, but I did a MAJOR OVERHAUL of my template code. Up until now, I was using one of the old blogger templates, tweaking, adjusting, and adding to get the look I wanted. The result was a jumbled mess of a template, where some things did NOTHING, […]

OK, well this was supposed to be a quick trip into the lab to start cultures, but then I realized I was out of tryptophan and dammit, that shit takes forever to dissolve. So while I’ve got THAT going on….
THE ANSWERS TO EVERYTHING (except the meaning of life)
or
HOW MANY TIMES CAN I MENTION “PUDDING” IN […]

your favorite segment here at …but mostly rants,
it’s Ask the Evils!
Ask advice on relationships, sex, life, etc.
Ask anything about Kev or I that you’ve been dying to know.
Ask about how last night, Kev wrapped a blanket around my waist, bent me over the side of the bed, and…well…yeah. You can ask about that.
Ask anonymously, if […]

Sunday I got to hang out with Jamie and Pup!

We hung out at the dog park with Pup’s roommate’s pooch, a pretty golden retriever who is very, very lazy.See?

Sadie wants to play, but noooooo…it’s lazy time! Also, Pup talked on the phone much of the time. What a popular stuffed bear he is!A good time […]

I shudder at the Google implications of my title.
So YES! Kev and I took a cheese making class on Saturday. We dragged ourselves out of bed at the crack of…er…8am or so…and drove a little ways south to the home of a woman named Mary who raised goats and made cheese for the fun of […]

Got some new and overdue pics to post…randomly.
Remember my felty mule shoes I talked about the other day? here they are! Clicky clicky to make biggie biggie.

OK Sloth, go change your underwear.
***Look ma! JAZZ HANDS! No silly! it’s just my fingerless mittens, done!

*****this is the cocktail monkey bag from knitty. It’s […]

Alleve helps the cramps, but not the headache.
Excedrin helps the headache, but not the cramps.
WHICH ONE TO TAKE??????
alleve. cramps always win.
the good news? well, getting my period is ALWAYS good news. Yay not pregnant!
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Brace yourself
Kev and I are taking…are you ready for this? a CHEESE MAKING CLASS tomorrow! A GOAT cheese making class!
I shit […]

I want to make this.

I am in craft lust. It’s a river rock door mat. Click to see the thread I found it in. This is why I love Craftster. Projects like THIS! I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! Yet…I can see into the future…yes…I can see it…Saturday…Home Depot….garden center….
damn.

Could some please maybe take a drill and drill a hole into my forehead? Just a little left of center…yeah…right there.
Please?

Can’t…..stop….laughing….tears…streaming….snot….
flowing….wheezing…can’t breath!
this.
don’t be eating when you read that.

Must less ranty today. Blogger is still being so-so…but I can handle that.
I’m wearing my felty mule shoes today. Sloth will probaby crap herself because of their hideousness, but I LOVE THEM! LIKE WEARING SLIPPERS TO WORK! Ahhhhhh….
Today I learned that kecap manis is sweet soy sauce. I bought a […]

The Steelers. In spite of your best efforts…you won. Thank god. I hurt from yelling. It is difficult to knit and yell at the same time. Please do not do this to me again.
Asshole vandal. Hello. We were all greeted this morning by your oh so talented artwork…decorating our research posters hanging in the hallway. […]