Evilsciencechick’s

on Yahoo IM
ESC: i’ve got the munchies
Kev: rrrreeeaaaalllllllllllllllyyyyy
ESC: go get me some potato chips, bio-tech
Kev: you ignorant bio-tech
ESC: *lol*
Kev: there are jobs in bitch!
ESC: pbbbbth!
ESC: OH! we have chips and queso, right?
Kev: nope
Kev: hehehe
ESC: YES WE DO! I’M GETTING IT FIRST!!!
at which point, Kev and I collide into each other trying to get […]

I have an annoying computer problem and I can’t seem to find a solution on my own via google, so I’m throwing this out to blogland to see if anyone has any ideas.
Last week I was browsing and clicked on a link. The link opened as a weirdo pop-up - it shrunk my browser down […]

Oh…shit…I am SOOOOOOOO FULLLLL!!!!!
I just made E-Lo’s white spaghetti recipe. It is FUCKING DELICIOUS!
I cut down on the calories somewhat by using fat free cream cheese, but it was still creamy and delicious. And with a still warm crusty french bread, and a fruity wine punch (pinot grigio, sierra mist, strawberries, sliced peaches, mint […]

The sun rose slowly over the early morning dew….the wasp sat on the railing. And waited.
I was still asleep.
4 hours later…
I wasn’t sure if the wasp was still around after not seeing in yesterday evening. But when I let Sadie out for her morning pee, there it was. It buzzed around angrily […]

I found this to be a VERY interesting read.

I am living under seige.
There is an evil looking waspy thing that is guarding the steps leading up to my condo. I’ve noticed it buzzing around for the past couple of weeks. It’s pretty big, and stripey. And it seems to have an extra set of wings or two. Generally, I just ignore it as […]

For the love of God, E-Lo and Tash, DO NOT READ THIS!!! THIS IS MY PERSONAL PARANOIA.
In my first year of graduate school, I took a med school class called human genetics. Sounds cool, right?
No.
The majority of this class was spent studying all the horrific things that can go wrong during fetal […]

Holy shit, are you kidding me????
Couple Cleared of Child Sex Charges
seriously, folks, this is getting ridiculous.

I just ate a roast beef sandwich with provalone and onions, followed by some salt and vinegar potato chips.
Don’t come near me, or I will BREATHE ON YOU!!!

A new member has joined the recipe blog - my friend Erin! Everybody say “hello erin!”
hellooooooooo Erin!
this is Erin:

and umm…this is the man she married:

way to go, Erin!
She’s already posted a recipe over there, a split pea curry, for which I’ve already forgiven her. So go over there and leave lots of comments […]

I stayed home late this morning because I wanted to watch the shuttle launch. Awesome. Yes, I’m a geek.
When I got in to work, I noticed something…off. Why wasn’t I cooling off in the air conditioning? Why was our glass door refrigerator all fogged up. WHY WAS IT MUGGY IN THE LAB???
Found out that […]

Sunday glorious sunday….we did JACK SQUAT!
I lazed around in my pj’s for most of the day. Something which proved a little too much for Kev to handle, as I don’t wear panties under my short nightshirt. So as much as he had protested earlier that morning because he wanted to get resume’s and research done…he […]

I am ridiculously geeking out right now.
From Madville, I found this link, which contains links to programs that will run off your USB drive.
From there, I found the portable firefox program.
NOW I can use firefox at work! and anywhere else that is too ignorant to adopt firefox! geek joy! geek joy!!!

10:30am - wake up, throw on work out clothes, grab an orange juice and a granola bar, and head out the door
11:00am - get to Curves for good workout - decent music this time, yay!
11:47am - get home, shower, feel cleansed and energized
12:00pm - eat bagel with cream cheese and fresh tomatoes
12:30pm - leave with […]

potentially TMI for “real life” friends!
after a too long day at work, it was nice to come home and relax with nekkid Kev. I have blogged about kev’s aversion to clothing while at home, right?
well, relaxing on the couch led to snuggling on the couch.
snuggling led to smooching.
and nibbling.
and me trying to pull away and […]

Just got word that I will finally be published….sort of.
Someone else from another lab actually wrote the paper. BUT they used yeast strains that I created. Strains I had originally created for a project that flopped, but at least they got use out of them. And I got second author on a […]

still feeling a bit of the funk (so more jokes and stories appreciated. Riz is winning the award for the best so far, for making me spit out my sweet tea last night).
But I cleaned up a bit last night, making me feel a little better. While I am a pretty messy person, […]

Nothing but a bunch of fucking cowards.
If the reports are true (and ohhh…how the newspeople are speculating and dancing right now) then my thoughts and prayers are with our friends in England.

yesterday after work, I went to Curves. the music is better now. the “theme” this week (at this new place, every week there are “themes,” and there are contests and fun facts about those “themes”) is money management. according to the calendar, next week’s theme is panic disorder. A workout AND […]

Think you’ve explored the final frontiers of blogging?
YOU ARE WRONG!
Check here to have the site feed of your blog…BEAMED INTO SPACE!!!! Now aliens can read all about this evilsciencechick’s sex life and dinner plans.
We’re doomed.

serious, committed, adult relationship, or two 4 year olds at the neighborhood playground.
Owwww!
Whaaaat?
You touched that cold bacon package to my leg!!!
Well, YOU touched the cold ice tea pitcher on my shoulder!
Yeah…quit yer bitchin. walking away
No, YOU quit YOUR bitchin.
No, YOU quit YOUR bitchin.
from different rooms
QUIT YER BITCHIN!!!
NO, QUIT YOUR BITCHIN!!!
But YOU’RE so GOOOOD at it!
Dammit!

I started Harry Potter around 2pm. I read for a few hours, took a short break, read some more..
called Aimee to say hello around 5.
read some more…
talked to my mom.
read some more.
at 7:00 I stopped to make dinner.
(I made blackened mahi mahi tacos…YEAH YOU’RE JEALOUS!)
At 8:30 I went to the lab for a little […]

OK, big hugs and mucho thank go out to my friend…wait…he likes to be anonymous. OK, this is a “real life” friend who reads my blog (in spite of the hot monkey sex).
Anyway, this WONDERFUL friend made me…AN ANIMATED HEADER! HOORAY! Think I got it working OK.
So to my “anonymous” friend - […]

I’m stuffed with sausage….PIZZA (you perves), drunk on whiskey sours, and bored.
What is a girl to do?
BLOG REDESIGN!!!!
OK, so that standard drill applies, for those of you that weekend blog peruse:
1. does it look OK on your browser?
2. do you like it?
your feedback is appreciated, and will be rewarded with big fat juicy smooches.

Brenda used a plastic pipet to drip orange gatorade into some leftover liquid nitrogen
(this is what scientists do on a friday, when they’re starving for entertainment)
it made little dippin-dot like balls of frozen gatorade, which we strained out. I have a picture…on my cell phone…and I don’t have my usb cord for it yet…and I’m […]

Yesterday I went to the Curves that I will be transferring my membership to.
Everyone was really friendly…but I can’t help picking apart the differences between the two places.
The new place is lacking one machine that the other place had. In a way, this is good: I hated that machine. But also, my hating […]

Went in to Target for:
dental floss
aveeno shower oil
check out some shorts for Kev
Came out of Target with:
dental floss
aveeno shower oil
3 pak Herbal Mint toothpaste (buy 2 get 1 free)
Cover Girl Compact - “Clean” buff beige (on sale, $3)
2 4paks Target brand flavored water
2 4paks Target brand splenda sweetened fruity drinks
bag of Target brand garden […]

Boy, everybody sure likes trucks! Maybe when I get a real job someday…
But what I REALLY want is this. *droooool*
as for now, I’ll have to be happy with my ZX2. It’s funny, when I was driving around with a big ass dent and a scratched up bumper, I was all “eh…who cares. I’ll park as […]

Yesterday I had to return the rental truck and pick up my repaired car.
It was a very difficult thing to do.
You see, at first I wasn’t very enthused about driving a pickup truck for the round trip to Pittsburgh. Kev has a very old Dodge (which he claims would have made the trip, if […]

From a comment I found a blog. From said blog, I found a cool quiz.
I did better than he did, though.

My score would have been better, but the person who wrote the quiz is picky about spelling. and I forgot some S’s. and it’s late and I TOTALLY BRAIN FARTED ON SOME […]

or “why I am insane”
it’s been building since I got there…I could feel that she wanted to say something, but was holding back, waiting for the right time.
It was at the grocery store, to pick up a cake for my grandmother’s birthday. i made some offhand comment about a restaurant kev and I have […]

Home.
Around 11pm.
Torrential downpour starting in South Carolina.
Downpour continuing throught the complete unloading of the truck, including a rocking chair, a very heavy shopsmith and its accessories. A suitcase, a very heavy duffle bag, a dog and her stuff, a small watermelon, an untouched knitting project, and a half eating bag of pretzel nibs. […]

Sunday:
Majoryly sleep in, as still exhausted from drive and long night at reunion.
a little before six, I drove Sadie to the place we were boarding her during our trip to niagara. she had stayed there last year when we went to cedar point. the woman who owned the place (great dane breeder and dog boarding) […]

We’re back from niagara, still at my parents’ house.
Exhausted.
Apologies go out to:
Aimee: sorry I didn’t return your calls while we were there. you always managed to call while we were in the car with my parents, and about to do something loud and touristy. When we weren’t doing that, we were sleeping in the hotel. […]

I picked Kev up from work in the HUGE Silver Dodge Ram Quadcab we rented, at around 4:30. Trying to get out of atlanta at THAT time on the start of a holiday weekend was not a good idea, but we had no choice. It took us an hour just to get to mostly clear […]

Alright, folks. I’ve got confirmed reservations to pick up a Dodge Ram quad cab. I’m going to get my car to Maaco, get my car, pick up my stuff and my dog, pick up Kevin…and…we’re off!!!
if you live near: I-85N, I-79N, or I-70E, wave as we drive by! late a night! […]

clothing - check
shoes - check
birth certificates - two…check
letter from condo association telling me I owe them money - one (shit…I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!!!)
kitchen - cleaned
toiletries - tomorrow
sadie’s stuff - check
sadie’s bath - tomorrow
anxiety attacks - one (so far)
cell phone and ipod - charging
camera - check
pills - tomorrow
plants - watered
confirmed rental extended […]