Evilsciencechick’s

We’re watching The Daily Show (possibly a repeat), and they’re talking about that STUPID “flushing the Koran” story…again!
Kev: who gives a rats ASS about this anymore?
Me: you know, the insurgents over there have tortured and beheaded plenty of americans. So I don’t care if they shove the Koran up a HOOKER’S ASS and THEN LIGHT […]

lab rant, ignore if not a yeast person
we are having the most annoying fucking problem in the lab. all of a sudden, some of our media plates are JUST NOT WORKING…for no apparent reason.
if you aren’t a yeast person, and you’re still reading this, let me explain breifly: we use agar plates to grow little […]

Memorial Day dawns bright and…wait…no…not bright. no….what’s the word I’m looking for…
dismal. yeah, dismal. that’s it.
DAMMIT! It’s been beautiful, warm, and sunny for WEEKS! and this weekend has been rainy and cool. not condusive to our picnic plans.
Saturday was a laze around day, recovering from a loooong week.
Sunday we went […]

I am 4th in a google search for “science and boobs“.
4th for “come esta”
3rd for “condo association sucks”
aaaannnnd…#1 for “Dexters big penis”
awesome

This message was just forwarded to everyone in our department. Hmmmm….interesting…..
Paid volunteers needed for eye tracking study

Healthy volunteers are invited to participate in a research study examining hormones and attention to sexual stimuli. Participants will be asked to look at sexually explicit photos, including couples engaged in oral sex and intercourse, while a computer […]

HA! In your FACE, Jamie! You were WRONG!!!!
stupid cramps…but still…..
HALLELUIAH!

Dammit. I’ve been TAGGED! just when I thought I’d snuck under the radar….
1) What is the total number of books I’ve owned?
Oh sweet jeebus…are ya kidding me? I am a book WHOOOOORE! I’ve been a voracious reader since I was little. And sometimes I purged and took boxes and boxes to my local library, […]

Sign on Ace Hardware store on Ponce:
“BEST SELECTION OF LEGAL HERBS IN ATLANTA”
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Sammich alert

saw kelly ripa on letterman. good lord, she’s got a six pack between her boobies…what’s left of them. and that ain’t right. please, kelly, have a sammich.
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Whine alert

I have a canker sore on the inside of my lower lip….and it HUUUURRRRRTTTSSS!!!!
To the […]

Yesterday, Congress voted to use federal money to fund stem cell research. It came after a long emotional debate, with testamony from patients who would benefit from such research. Testamony that moved many of your own cronies…I mean republicans, to BUCK the party line and vote in favor (Bravo, ladies and gentlemen…for a brief moment, […]

Important lesson learned yesterday: powdered sugar and birthday candles do not mix well…ESPECIALLY if you’re holding the cake while they’re being blown out. Ugh…what a mess!
NOT to toot my own horn…and when do I do that here, ever???, but I made the BEST DAMN CAKE EVER for someone’s birthday yesterday. (we’re a girl […]

In the midst of running around today, Kev and I stopped at Panera in the hopes of picking up some yummy bagels, as our last batch from the Atlanta Bread Company were very disappointing. Unfortunately, they didn’t have much of a selection left. Poop. But, determined NOT to leave empty handed, I […]

sammich
Originally uploaded by evilsciencechick.
Here it is, in all it’s glory. You can’t really see all the yummy goodness hidden inside..just a peek of ham and a wayward cucumber slice…but ohhh…it’s so beautiful! and HUGE!

cut in half
Originally uploaded by evilsciencechick.
self explanatory - cut in half. I cut each in half again, and Kev and I each ate a quarter for dinner. the rest is for lunch tomorrow. Mmmmmm….

close up of layers
Originally uploaded by evilsciencechick.
here is a close up - can you see all those lovely ingredients layered together? Dripping with the dressing? succulent and juicey…
yeah, you want to be me…BUT YOU AREN’T!

Busy weekend wrap up!
Friday was a VERY busy day, and I got nothing done…labwise. First we ordered lunch out, which is A GREAT way to kill a few hours. Right after lunch, three of us plus our advisor took a trip to Sam’s Club and Publix to pick up stuff for 3rd Friday - which […]

Our phones! They came! I’m officially a Verizon Customer! (sorry Pup)
They were going to come either today or tomorrow, and I was expecting tomorrow, because the Verizon rep here at school called me Tuesday, the day after I started the whole process, to inform me that when she tried to access my […]

Once again, I had a whole day of “i’m going to blog that!” and i have totally forgotten all of them. When I get my NEW phone with VERIZON I am SO GOING to take advantage of the voice memo feature.
“note to self: blog about gay men liking boobies”
and people will overhear…and STAAAARE at […]

Have you ever been in the grocery store, just doing some regular shopping, and then you spot a food item that just takes you back to your past? It’s been there every time you’re at the store, but you never really thought about it?
OK, maybe just me.
Like the other day at store, […]

Me in south park
Originally uploaded by evilsciencechick.
Because everyone else is doing it! I decided to make me into a south park character at fun site
as you can see, I’m enjoying a refreshing beverage on the beach. something I WISH i was doing right now. Also evident: I need a hair cut.

all work and no play…
both of us had to work this weekend. bleah! Kev just went in yesterday morning, but I’ve gone in both days. We keep making plans to see Hitchhiker’s, but it’s just not in the cards. Maybe next weekend.
together too long
Yesterday, after getting home from work, but before going out for dinner […]

theevils
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Not to bury my HILAAAAARIOUS Boston story down below (please, read! comment! ridicule! enable!), but I wanted to post this little doodle.
Awwwww…aren’t we the cutest little evilest couple ever?

A couple of weeks ago in the lab, discussion turned to Boston. My friend and fellow grad student, Brenda, defended her thesis months ago, and recently went on several interviews for post doc positions, one of which was in Boston.
She’s decided to take the position in Boston.
First, this will be quite the change for her […]

The announcer guy on NPR that sounds like a pirate:
“this is N-P-ARRRRRRRR!”

Got nothing much to talk “aboot” tonight, so I’ll just post another interesting link and accompanying rant:
PetaKillsAnimals.com
Now, I find PETA to be fucking annoying. They try to convince you that you’re the antichrist if you eat meat, and spend a good deal of money desperately trying to brainwash kids into thinking, among other things, that […]

What an asshat.
I am sick of defending my faith and religion. I hope to God that everyone doesn’t believe that we’re all like that guy. He’s done so much more damage to Christianity than good.
And again I say…asshat.

recent things that have made me happy:
- in the morning, after Kev’s alarm goes off, he’ll get up and start his morning hygiene routine, while I lay in bed, half asleep, trying to concentrate on the Today Show. After he’s done shaving and brushing, sometimes Kev will come back over to the bed, naked, lie […]

Why is it that during a normal week, you can go for a few days without having sex with your significant other, and it’s no huge big deal. Sex eventually resumes normally - good, but normal.
BUT…
Go visit family for a few days, where the bedrooms are separate or the walls are thin and […]

Did you call your mom today? Send flowers? A gift? She’s only the woman that carried you in her body for 9 months, who went through excruciating labor, who fed you and raised you and changed your diapers and wiped away your tears and sent you to your room for being a […]

This morning while driving to work, I saw a guy riding a bike on the side of the road. Full gear, bike pants, helmet, looked like he was either doing his morning workout or his environmentally friendly morning commute. Nothing unusual, except…
it wasn’t a bike. It was a unicycle.
Like a little 5 […]

Oh yeah, 3 years of high school spanish. That’s what I remember. And that’s probably wrong!
OK, so enough with the anger and the ranting and dealing with stupid people.
Happy Cinco de Mayo! To celebrate, for lunch I microwaved two small frozen burritos. I walk on the wild side.
Some random things that […]

“Hello sir, welcome to HolierThanThou pharmacy! How can I help you?”
“I need this prescription filled, please.”
“Let’s see….hmmmm….uh oh”
“what?”
“Well, sir, you see the pharmaceutical company that manufactures this product does some animal testing.”
“So?”
“Welllll…I think animal testing is wrong. So I’m not going to fill your prescription, because that would be SUPPORTING testing on animals.”
“WHAT????”
“Sorry sir.”
“But the […]

Hoo boy, two in one day. You are SO LUCKY!
I have been PISSED OFF about this phenomenom ever since I first heard about it a few months ago.
OH. MY. GOD. I can’t believe this is allowed.
I have no problem with people having strong opinions about birth control. If your religion or […]

I am generally not too political or all current eventy in my blog, but as these events took place not to far away from me, I feel like I need to vent. And of course, like everyone else, I have an opinion.
“the runaway bride”
This is a story that was first local, and then got picked […]

So what kind of special dinner do you make someone on the eve of his new job?
Why, steak and chicken quesadillas, a big honkin’ bowl of FRESH and HOMEMADE guacamole, and very strong margaritas, of course! I would have a picture, except we were REALLY hungry and the food didn’t last long enough for […]

spareribs
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Hey folks! I’m slowly becoming a Flickr Chick! Hooray! You might have noticed the little thumbnail doo-hicky on my sidebar, that should be showing a different picture every time you reload. I’ll try to post pictures every week, though I might not mention them here. Feel free […]

new hooks, new decorations!
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Last night, around 1 in the morning, I decided to install the hooks I bought at Target so I can hang some of the goodies I’ve been collecting in my kitchen.
Much drilling and screwing (not the really good kind) and swearing took place.

Ribbed for my pleasure
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This so made me giggle when I read it.