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BLATENTLY ripped off from The Sneeze. Though I will NOT be eating pupae. I was at my favorite indoor international farmer’s market yesterday, and in the hippie, all natural section (HA! this is a joke – MOST of that place is hippie all natural) and stumbled across a package called “Nature’s Burger.” A burger! [...] suddenly, VH1 takes over this blog You know who is REALLY having the Best Week Ever? Best TWO weeks ever, really. Andrea Bocelli. Seriously, I’ve seen more of this man in the past two weeks than I have for the past 6 years. And what the hell…Avril Lavigne in the closing ceremonies? Seriously, Italy…you [...] More conversations… ESC: did you see my post about the oral hygeine order? Kev: yeah. ESC: Most people seem to floss AFTER brushing. then some weirdos brush again, but HA! I am RIGHT! Kev: I’m still going to do it my way. Plus, maybe all those people who commented are wrong. ESC: no. no…just [...] I just realized that my panties are on INSIDE OUT! Oh yeah…there’s a party in my pants right now. February 24th, 2006 | Category: daily |
First off…maybe my readers can settle an argument…well…not an ARGUMENT. That’s too strong a word. Maybe solve the incessant picking-on that goes on between Kev and me. PLEASE PLACE THE FOLLOWING IN THE CORRECT ORDER: mouthwash floss brush We argue…I mean pick on…each other ALL THE TIME about which way is correct. I ask [...] February 24th, 2006 | Category: misc |
Conversations with Julie, or why you all deseperaly want to IM chat with us ALL THE TIME! Julie: Lori and I went to a sex shop last night, and now they have a mini-butterfly! for use “while having sex” ESC: oooooo Julie: yeah. ESC: did you get it??? Julie: damn thing was $50, so [...] I shop a lot at the Kroger by the Curves I go to. They’ve been doing some rennovation inside. I figured they were just spiffing up the bakery and deli areas. Nope. I saw the sign up today. Still covered by plastic. “starbucks coffee” bye bye, bank account. Also, they’ve put in a Dellalo’s [...] conversations at work N: I’m going to try to work on all this at home. ESC: don’t let your cat gouge you again *points to very deep scratch on her wrist* N: ooooooh…he won’t do that again. He just didn’t want me to go to work. ESC: you know, you always sound like a [...] February 20th, 2006 | Category: conversations |
It IS crappy. Cold, with that misty rain… Nothing like slurping down a big steaming bowl of Italian wedding soup* while watching the Olympics. Maybe we’ll put a log in the fireplace here in a bit. Ahhhhhh…. *diet friendly! Turkey meatballs! Chunks of chicken breast! Plenty of spinach! Only a tiny bit of pastini [...] There is nothing that gets the adrenaline pumping than a very loud, authoritative knock on the door at 1am from the police. yikes!!! And there’s an immediate feeling of fear and guilt. Oh my god…that library fine! they called the cops on me for not paying it!!! I think if a cop knocked on [...] February 19th, 2006 | Category: daily |
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