ATTEMPT #1 TO KILL MY HUSBAND:
2007 – purchase two large jars of Peter Pan brand peanut butter (as part of a buy one get one free sale). Allow enough time for one jar to be eaten by husband, before nationwide recall due to salmonella contamination of the exact same lot number as previously purchased and [...]
This was one of the two dresses I bought on Sunday, and the one I wore today. YOU GUYS! THIS DRESS! IS SO COMFORTABLE!!! I demand that everyone go buy it and wear it and be comfy yet sexy all day. I didn’t even wear any additional underdoohickies to smooth things out – it was [...]
Wednesday was my mother’s birthday, but our gift didn’t arrive until friday. I bought her a bunch of things from World Market – online, and just had them shipped straight to her. She said it was like Christmas! So many things to unwrap!
This is what a disassembled mattress looks like piled up on your living room floor.
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