the FDA is my coconspirator

ATTEMPT #1 TO KILL MY HUSBAND:

2007 – purchase two large jars of Peter Pan brand peanut butter (as part of a buy one get one free sale).  Allow enough time for one jar to be eaten by husband, before nationwide recall due to salmonella contamination of the exact same lot number as previously purchased and [...]

a FABULOUS and hot italian widow

This was one of the two dresses I bought on Sunday, and the one I wore today.  YOU GUYS!  THIS DRESS!  IS SO COMFORTABLE!!!  I demand that everyone go buy it and wear it and be comfy yet sexy all day.  I didn’t even wear any additional underdoohickies to smooth things out – it was [...]

capitalist pig

Wednesday was my mother’s birthday, but our gift didn’t arrive until friday.  I bought her a bunch of things from World Market – online, and just had them shipped straight to her.  She said it was like Christmas!  So many things to unwrap!

brief pictorial

This is what a disassembled mattress looks like piled up on your living room floor.

tough to be a gangsta with chapped lips

brief foot update: it is healing, though still swollen and a little sore.  I no longer walk with a limp now, so that is good.

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