ESC’s mom: so you had a good thanksgiving dinner?
ESC: oh yeah. we bought a turducken this year.
mom: a…a what?
ESC: a turducken.
mom: I don’t know what that is.
ESC: It’s a chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turkey.
mom: oh. so…they breed them like this now?
THE TURDUCKEN! [...]







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