Conversations at our house
Kev and ESC smooch
Kev: your breath smells like…basil?
ESC: should be mint.
Kev: more like basil.
ESC: it’s that mouthwash. it should be minty.
Kev: well, then it’s mint with something else.
ESC: ummmm…bacon?
Kev: that’s probably it.
And before you yell at me for going off the diet…
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I’m most of the way through the “phase I” week of my diet, and I’m happy to report I’m down 3 pounds!
Yeah yeah, I KNOW! MOST OF THAT IS WATER WEIGHT!
Shut up and let me enjoy it, OK? Plus I got to have steak and shrimp for dinner, and I’m just enjoying [...]
Thanks for your prayers, folks.
Now for an abrupt change of subject…
my new camera came today!
It is INFINATELY better – better zoom and pixelage, boots up faster…AND, my BIGGEST pet peeve with my old camera (also a cybershot), VERY QUICK recovery time after taking a picture, so you can take quick pics [...]
Our choir director’s partner has just been put in hospice care. The lung cancer came back full force just before christmas, and while they’ve been trying to fight it again with chemo, he’s been too weak to get most of his treatments.
Unless he makes a miraculous turnaround, he might not make it for [...]
There. Now I’LL get crazy google hits, too.
I was doing SO WELL today! My half cup of oatmeal and two pieces of canadian bacon (ok…it’s HAM people…very thin, small, slices of HAM! stupid canadians), my lunch of turkey and swiss sandwich and also choked down some very tart raspberries. Afternoon snack of strawberries [...]
I am hungry.
So very, very hungry.
I’m considering licking the sides of that bottle of hot sauce over there.
Why am I so hungry?
I am on a diet. The first real diet I have been on in I can’t tell you HOW long. This diet is designed by Curves. I signed up [...]
I had a big long post, about how I decided on a wedding dress and bridesmaid dresses…how my pastor at church rocks…my feelings on the winter olympics (including the phrase “the summer olympics can go suck a fish”), and my feelings on Michelle Kwan.
all
gone
for some reason, even though blogger SAID it [...]
get yourself a clean pair of undies, because ESC ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS!!!!
sideshow bob asks: Why are they called fingers when they don’t “fing”?
And do you think that public schools, in addition to teaching the theory of gravity, should give time to teaching intelligent falling?
because they needed to call them somefing.
I [...]
Soon I will bring you the answers to your questions (still time to ask anything, though), horrifying tales of engulfing, suffocating satin and lace monsters at bridal stores, and other people’s mothers that make me glad my mother is my mom…
but I am stupid tired right now.
So instead, click the pic below [...]
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