vagina full of fail
*coming home from the chinese buffeet*
ESC: sooo…hey baby *massages his leg* are you really full? hmmm???
Kev: Oh yeah. I’m too full to do anything.
ESC: awww, bummer. well, we can just lay in bed together! and hope physics just happens!
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Kev is fixing the AC in my car. He believes the problem is a circuit thingy located in a box doohickey that’s burnt out. Or something. I wasn’t really paying attention. What I did pay attention to were the phrases “$400 fix at shop” and “$20 part to do it myself”. OK, sold.
The $20 part came today, and Kev sat and examined the doohickey that the part must be attached to. More »
Last thursday, phone call:
Staffing person: Hi, this is N! I just wanted to let you know that company X really liked your resume, and they are scheduling people to come in for interviews on Friday and Monday.
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OK, so…I’m running late from choir practice. Kev is already home, I’m sure, and hungry for dinner. I will stop at Publix and pick up some stuff for dinner, including avacados. I can’t make my famous chicken salad using all that leftover chicken WITHOUT avacados. WON’T DO IT! More »
Kev: babe? can you go get me something to wash up with? I’m going to go to the faucet outside to wash up.
ESC: I can grab you that crap* you bought a while back…
Kev: Oh NICE, “that shit I bought” huh?
ESC: I said THAT CRAP, not THAT SHIT. JESUS, WHY DO YOU EXAGGERATE EVERYTHING I SAY???
Kev: BECAUSE YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME TO ME!
ESC: NOOOO IIIII DOOOOON’T!!!! More »
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