Kev: ow…I think I pulled a muscle when I sneezed.
ESC: you are the ONLY person I know who consistently injures themselves sneezing.
Kev: Nuh uh! People get hurt from sneezing all the time! Like, they break ribs! Or die!
ESC: Don’t you DARE die from a sneeze! OH MY GOD, I will KICK [...]
One of the ways I make it through my long work days, aside from delicious cold-brewed iced coffee and interesting co-workers, are the often hilarious conversations I have with my fellow office worker drones over the internets.
ESC: Your trip sounds like it’s going to be history geek-tastic. Take plenty of pictures, and try to [...]
Two things you need to know first:
1. Kev got a job working for a guy who buys houses on the cheap, fixes them up, and rents them out. This guy has made a lot of money doing this for the past 30 years, so Kev is getting a lot of mentoring out of [...]
There is a problem with my car where the brake lights don’t go off. One day last week when I tried to leave for work, I was greeted with a DEAD car. Kev was able to diagnose that the little padding thingy that’s on the switch that turns the brake lights on and off [...]
Watching TV, Kev is at the stove, stirring dinner.
Kev: What’s a twink?
ESC: you know, the sterotypical gay guy you see on tv…floating around…hellloooooo…you look FABuloooouuuus!
Kev: oh
ESC: let’s go SHOPPING!!
Kev: *laughs* OK, I got it.
ESC: And then there’s bears.
Kev: Bears.
ESC: yeah, kind of big burly guys. Like, [...]
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