ahh-CHOO!

Kev: ow…I think I pulled a muscle when I sneezed.

ESC: you are the ONLY person I know who consistently injures themselves sneezing.

Kev: Nuh uh!  People get hurt from sneezing all the time!  Like, they break ribs!  Or die!

ESC: Don’t you DARE die from a sneeze!  OH MY GOD, I will KICK [...]

How friends will save your work day

One of the ways I make it through my long work days, aside from delicious cold-brewed iced coffee and interesting co-workers, are the often hilarious conversations I have with my fellow office worker drones over the internets.

ESC: Your trip sounds like it’s going to be history geek-tastic.  Take plenty of pictures, and try to [...]

gross miscommunication

Two things you need to know first:

1. Kev got a job working for a guy who buys houses on the cheap, fixes them up, and rents them out.  This guy has made a lot of money doing this for the past 30 years, so Kev is getting a lot of mentoring out of [...]

geek redneck car repair

There is a problem with my car where the brake lights don’t go off.  One day last week when I tried to leave for work, I was greeted with a DEAD car.  Kev was able to diagnose that the little padding thingy that’s on the switch that turns the brake lights on and off [...]

twinkle toes

Watching TV, Kev is at the stove, stirring dinner.

Kev: What’s a twink?

ESC: you know, the sterotypical gay guy you see on tv…floating around…hellloooooo…you look FABuloooouuuus!

Kev: oh

ESC: let’s go SHOPPING!!

Kev:  *laughs* OK, I got it.

ESC:  And then there’s bears.

Kev: Bears.

ESC: yeah, kind of big burly guys.  Like, [...]

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