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twinkle toes

Watching TV, Kev is at the stove, stirring dinner.

Kev: What’s a twink?

ESC: you know, the sterotypical gay guy you see on tv…floating around…hellloooooo…you look FABuloooouuuus!

Kev: oh

ESC: let’s go SHOPPING!!

Kev: *laughs* OK, I got it.

ESC: And then there’s bears.

Kev: Bears.

ESC: yeah, kind of big burly guys. Like, if you were gay, you’d be a bear.

Kev: *turns [...]

koo koo ka-choo

We’re snacking on thin pretzel sticks, and Kev sticks two in his mouth and said he was a beaver. I grabbed two and put them in the sides of my mouth, straight down, and made a hissing noise.

Kev: awwww…my little walrus…

ESC: wh…wha??? walrus???? I’M A VAMPIRE!!!!!

Kev: oh…heheheh…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

ESC: …I…I don’t think 140 characters is going to [...]

napping is no excuse for Wiiiii let down!

Kev has just woken from a nap, I’m about to head out shopping.

ESC: sooo…do you want me to pick up the Mario game while I’m at Target.

Kev: mmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH*streeeetch*

ESC: what is that?

Kev: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm….BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!

ESC: Ok…then…I’m just going to take that as a…yes!!!

Kev: *hits me with pillow*

Now he’s up and going to Target with me. Why doesn’t he [...]

Aretha watches HGTV

**we’re watching the show House Hunters on TV**

ESC: OK, so, this guy is moving from a quiet neighborhood into the city “where the action is.” So…what do you think his big complaint about the condos he looks at will be?

Kev: noise?

ESC: yep! at some point, he’s going to look out a window or lean over [...]