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May 2009  (5)
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- 26: thank you, thank you very much (7)
 - 22: off to ‘bamy (1)
 - 16: more like green middle-finger (3)
 - 10: I write a letter (7)
 - 06: I know… (15)
 
April 2009  (6)
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- 28: the bus that hit me (7)
 - 18: Bleargh!!!! (4)
 - 10: too long for twitter (8)
 - 08: Dear advocates of banning gay marriage, (18)
 - 07: Show and tell (8)
 - 04: early onset alzheimers (5)
 
March 2009  (10)
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- 31: the FDA is my coconspirator (5)
 - 30: Testing A New Plugin (2)
 - 27: winnah winnah winnah!!! (2)
 - 25: rageless sparkles (6)
 - 21: Buns of pork (7)
 - 15: CONTEST!!!!OMG!!! (47)
 - 10: Coming Soon to an ESC near you (5)
 - 07: Satuday productivity (3)
 - 03: pretty yarnz (3)
 - 02: what the heck is this happy-crap? (7)
 
February 2009  (10)
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- 25: a 48mbps open line of communication (4)
 - 20: Recipe: Spicy Thai Soup (0)
 - 18: it’s called IRONY! (12)
 - 15: falling in love (6)
 - 13: it’s pronounced “flauers” (6)
 - 11: new look (6)
 - 07: everyone needs love (8)
 - 03: I get around (9)
 - 03: poetry (8)
 - 02: HERE WE GO! (4)
 
January 2009  (5)
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- 30: Hope (7)
 - 26: hack! hork! (12)
 - 24: cough cough (5)
 - 15: omg! (5)
 - 04: vacation over (11)
 
December 2008  (12)
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- 31: happy happy happy… (6)
 - 29: stand by… (6)
 - 24: Merry Christmas, Internet! (2)
 - 23: More Blawg Bidness (11)
 - 22: tap tap…is this thing on? (9)
 - 21: weekend visuals (5)
 - 20: government approved (2)
 - 17: It’s beginning to look a lot like… (16)
 - 12: UPDATED! (8)
 - 09: why don’t you BLOOOOGGGGG more? (8)
 - 04: as promised (7)
 - 03: thanksgiving redux (6)
 
November 2008  (12)
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- 26: turkey truckin’ (7)
 - 22: Sicko (34)
 - 20: drinking the kool-aid (12)
 - 18: smells like thanksgiving (4)
 - 17: mark this day on your calendar (11)
 - 16: no more withdrawals (4)
 - 14: friday night chicken (2)
 - 12: non-quick weekend round-up (5)
 - 06: PA bound (8)
 - 05: Mr President (12)
 - 04: get out the knitting! (9)
 - 02: as-was (2)
 
October 2008  (13)
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- 29: spun-zen (8)
 - 27: A year’s worth of fiber (12)
 - 24: safftastic! (6)
 - 21: procrastination (8)
 - 19: working my CORE (4)
 - 15: The lord bless and keep you (19)
 - 14: Oh yeah! (3)
 - 13: willkommen! (6)
 - 10: a series of small events (12)
 - 07: anniversary time (10)
 - 04: planning ahead (2)
 - 03: BACK to the saga (7)
 - 01: domestic and economic planning (6)
 
September 2008  (11)
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- 28: another weekend in pictures (13)
 - 25: spinal rap (15)
 - 24: and get off my lawn! (9)
 - 23: back in blechk (7)
 - 21: hair and fiber (7)
 - 17: good morning Blogosphere… (11)
 - 14: peecture pages (8)
 - 10: patriotic pissing contest (3)
 - 10: I’ve got a hadron for science (20)
 - 08: oh, hello there (15)
 - 02: a FABULOUS and hot italian widow (12)
 
August 2008  (15)
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- 30: capitalist pig (1)
 - 28: brief pictorial (7)
 - 27: whoring for myself (4)
 - 25: bouncy bouncy (6)
 - 22: working late (3)
 - 19: alienating my male readers again (11)
 - 18: Birthday of MEATY GOODNESS (9)
 - 15: tough to be a gangsta with chapped lips (2)
 - 13: foot loose and fancy free (7)
 - 12: smellypost (8)
 - 10: foodie heaven (11)
 - 08: mugged! (10)
 - 04: self-righteous commuter rant (18)
 - 04: secret chicken (8)
 - 01: why I loaded up on coffee this morning (8)
 
July 2008  (19)
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- 29: memed kicking and screaming (4)
 - 27: bag lady (6)
 - 26: no cal sweetner (6)
 - 23: multi-purpose office supplies (7)
 - 22: dressed for success (6)
 - 20: a process (11)
 - 18: a rewarding week (5)
 - 17: m.c. escher, parking architect (3)
 - 14: first day of work! (9)
 - 13: weekend lessons learned (3)
 - 09: pool plan itinerary (2)
 - 08: when life gives you cucumbers (3)
 - 05: ooohs ahhhs and ugh (8)
 - 03: a powerful message (1)
 - 03: the gainfully employed (22)
 - 02: the tool man (7)
 - 02: post-op (9)
 - 01: another lolcat (1)
 - 01: douchbag (3)
 
June 2008  (17)
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- 30: anxiety, i haz it (8)
 - 29: my stalking credentials, let me show you them (7)
 - 27: now that it’s the end of the week (6)
 - 25: when the heart breaks (4)
 - 22: for the pittsburghers… (3)
 - 20: fat rant 3 (3)
 - 19: killer of dinner plans (9)
 - 17: sun bathing (6)
 - 15: playing chicken (9)
 - 12: covered and smothered (9)
 - 11: purple haze (10)
 - 10: insoluable fiber (4)
 - 10: If you have time for an audio clip… (1)
 - 07: not at all contrary (5)
 - 06: sucker (6)
 - 04: JELLIES and a misspent youth (10)
 - 02: woooooooooooooaaacake! (9)
 
May 2008  (14)
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- 31: I love you, etsy (7)
 - 30: Our animal friends (6)
 - 27: dog day afternoon (13)
 - 23: giiiiiirl! (12)
 - 20: crazy customers = blog fodder (13)
 - 17: let sleeping dogs lie (8)
 - 16: a matter of perspective (6)
 - 13: new purse (9)
 - 11: HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY! (2)
 - 09: high class (7)
 - 06: shop talk (8)
 - 04: Dear Ben Stein, (7)
 - 04: rays of hope and sunshine (6)
 - 01: amazing facts! (13)
 
April 2008  (19)
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- 28: when the universe conspires against you (5)
 - 27: proof! (4)
 - 26: keeps getting better (2)
 - 24: melancholy (2)
 - 23: the monkeys of retail (5)
 - 22: Sadie will make it all better (5)
 - 20: equal opportunity disgusting (7)
 - 20: OMG! (3)
 - 18: the deep waxy canal of love (10)
 - 16: emerging (15)
 - 15: brought to you by the Ick (14)
 - 11: letter writing campaign (6)
 - 10: Once again… (3)
 - 09: w00t! (0)
 - 09: why you gotta be that way? (17)
 - 07: the weekend bus that hit me (12)
 - 04: a week gone, just like that (8)
 - 01: I am too busy to april fool (8)
 - 01: men, read and learn (2)
 
March 2008  (28)
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- 31: more joys of home ownership (6)
 - 31: awwww… (4)
 - 29: DYE, BITCHES! (10)
 - 28: mystery hits (7)
 - 26: the good, the bad, and the sweaty (3)
 - 26: this space not in use (0)
 - 26: secret herbs and spices (1)
 - 26: Twitter (6)
 - 24: risen indeed (10)
 - 21: 5 years (8)
 - 20: Happy Nailed to a Cross day! (0)
 - 20: sprung (6)
 - 19: a lurker! (9)
 - 16: sunday picture INSANITY! (3)
 - 15: all our parts intact (6)
 - 14: open letters of rage (14)
 - 13: Alfredo dreamed of hairy aliens (6)
 - 12: get your vote on! (2)
 - 12: my old lady (12)
 - 11: I would kick all their little asses, too. (7)
 - 08: a weekend in pictures (11)
 - 06: good vibrations (5)
 - 05: dreaming of the big apple (7)
 - 04: wallbangers (9)
 - 03: 5 brands the Nazis gave us (0)
 - 03: poop watch 2008 (10)
 - 01: greatest comeback ever (4)
 - 01: stop….header time (5)
 
February 2008  (24)
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- 27: FWOMP! (5)
 - 26: HI BABY MAX! (2)
 - 26: intestinal distress. i haz it. (6)
 - 25: was that josh groben??? (4)
 - 25: he does totally make me cry sometimes (2)
 - 23: the healing process (8)
 - 21: time out (12)
 - 20: more therapy (9)
 - 20: he is such a nice guy! (3)
 - 20: better than meditation (6)
 - 18: anatomy of a troll (17)
 - 15: cleansing my anger (7)
 - 14: twu wuv… (5)
 - 13: more food for thought (7)
 - 11: ghosts of the past (2)
 - 11: THE GREAT CREME BRULEE-OFF OF 2008 (6)
 - 10: Sunday Sadie (4)
 - 09: FAIL (7)
 - 07: dög (7)
 - 06: stretching out on luxury (16)
 - 05: Sadie’s moving on up! (9)
 - 04: barrels-full (14)
 - 03: farm fresh (3)
 - 01: ESC ANSWERS ALL YOUR QUESTIONS! (12)
 
January 2008  (26)
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- 31: MP2008 UPDATE (8)
 - 29: beyond awesome (2)
 - 28: ask the evils - back for revenge (24)
 - 27: fixtures (7)
 - 25: of couches and cake (8)
 - 24: ikea plants (7)
 - 23: would I eat you? (7)
 - 23: how I kept my sanity (11)
 - 22: and….we’re back! (0)
 - 20: the evils shop for couches (4)
 - 18: sofa saga part 2: this time WE’RE GETTING A FUCKING COUCH, DAMMIT!!! (9)
 - 16: omg snow! (12)
 - 16: yay Sadie! (3)
 - 15: fat conversations (4)
 - 15: spun and sat (9)
 - 13: bitter like my tears (7)
 - 12: the next big debate (13)
 - 12: I can haz vote? (6)
 - 11: FO-FO-FO Friday! (6)
 - 10: mission improbable (10)
 - 08: saga’s end, and chreeeestmas pics (10)
 - 07: gurgle gurgle gurgle (12)
 - 06: 3 variable funny test (1)
 - 06: the evils went down to georgia (9)
 - 04: my new favorite hobby (10)
 - 02: happy new zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… (4)
 
December 2007  (24)
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- 26: Merry (late) christmas! (10)
 - 23: embarassing myself with wine (8)
 - 20: christmas knitting… (5)
 - 19: like the SAT, only funner (3)
 - 19: busy bee (12)
 - 17: battling the cold with plastic wrap (8)
 - 16: burning the tree for warmth (12)
 - 16: The Sunday Sadie (3)
 - 14: I love my mother in law… (9)
 - 13: the waiting then panicking game (12)
 - 13: bah humbug, bitch (4)
 - 12: OH NO!!!! (3)
 - 11: swapped (13)
 - 10: AMEN, SISTAH! (3)
 - 10: blogkeeping and spinning spinning spinning (7)
 - 09: ho ho holidays! (7)
 - 07: pimp the vote! (3)
 - 07: horrors of tech support (8)
 - 06: birfday day (18)
 - 05: 31 (11)
 - 04: geeksweat (7)
 - 03: fleece navidad! (4)
 - 02: Sunday Sadie (7)
 - 01: success!!! (7)
 
November 2007  (39)
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- 30: thanksgiving part deaux (3)
 - 30: this pretty much sums it up (2)
 - 29: party-hardy (7)
 - 28: get physical! (1)
 - 28: scented serra sells soap! (1)
 - 28: GAH! (0)
 - 28: picture pages (9)
 - 27: DontKnoNoMo (3)
 - 26: chimeras and guns (7)
 - 25: come from alabama with a banjo (13)
 - 24: are you sick of leftovers yet? (6)
 - 23: raping my childhood (3)
 - 22: HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (1)
 - 21: bourdreauxs (4)
 - 21: i’m the internet (1)
 - 20: can’t talk… (7)
 - 19: putting the EEEEE! in ebay (15)
 - 18: Sundays are for Sadie (5)
 - 17: brother’s christmas present (6)
 - 16: video friday (9)
 - 16: daily show withdrawals? (0)
 - 15: thursdays for luck (3)
 - 14: cramming health down my throat (11)
 - 14: testing a plugin (3)
 - 13: “born without a ____” (9)
 - 12: THE AFFLICTED (14)
 - 11: novelette in peectures (12)
 - 10: accidentally poking my eyes out (8)
 - 09: getting fit and fab (8)
 - 08: begin new things day (7)
 - 07: awesome day (8)
 - 07: like, totally (4)
 - 06: strategic sheep purposes (4)
 - 05: first time with JT (21)
 - 04: sunday post (5)
 - 03: grocery tales (3)
 - 03: funniest flickr group (1)
 - 02: namoploblamahanoblo (12)
 - 01: nananananananananananana BRA DOG! (6)
 
October 2007  (30)
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- 31: stuff on Sadie’s head (5)
 - 29: you’re fired (16)
 - 28: I’m home (5)
 - 25: adios, bitches! (5)
 - 23: Dear… (21)
 - 22: distractions (5)
 - 22: Kafka… (0)
 - 20: it’s what they taught him in college (8)
 - 19: What is “shredding” anyway? (4)
 - 19: New designs! (2)
 - 18: my fingers…they bleed (12)
 - 16: do you have a flag? (3)
 - 16: buttons…buttons…buttons… (19)
 - 15: knitting and Sadie movie (9)
 - 13: what was in the fucking box (4)
 - 12: rude awakening (6)
 - 11: brainiage (3)
 - 11: bag lady (9)
 - 10: let them eat (9)
 - 10: must…learn…crochet (2)
 - 09: ravelry on boingboing (4)
 - 08: “am I a geek?” (9)
 - 07: anniversary weekend (8)
 - 05: has it been a year already? (10)
 - 05: tell a friend friday (4)
 - 04: adorable (2)
 - 04: HAHAHAHAHAAA!! (5)
 - 04: lost (5)
 - 02: payback (6)
 - 01: fall is here (12)
 
September 2007  (31)
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- 29: online CRAZIES! (15)
 - 28: knitting drags me back (6)
 - 27: who doesn’t? (0)
 - 27: today’s theme is… (13)
 - 27: how do you spell… (1)
 - 27: OJ’s Eleven (0)
 - 27: geenyus (1)
 - 26: attention code monkeys (4)
 - 25: wow (6)
 - 25: my ebays. let me show you them. (9)
 - 24: *nom nom nom* (1)
 - 24: stories in crazy cleaning (18)
 - 22: good dog (11)
 - 21: YAAAAARRRRRN HARLOT! (23)
 - 20: problems (3)
 - 20: Stand by (6)
 - 18: 11 months of wedded bliss (8)
 - 17: fat rant (4)
 - 17: “I hate you so much right now” (2)
 - 17: use tears for best results (1)
 - 16: you spin me right round (8)
 - 15: hog heaven (2)
 - 14: pictures are soothing (9)
 - 14: Swoooooon (1)
 - 13: do-over (9)
 - 12: goodbye to a friend (15)
 - 11: dr dave the npr geek (1)
 - 11: hey, look at the monkey! (6)
 - 10: waiting for Letterman’s call (0)
 - 09: only one driver nearly ran me off the road (8)
 - 05: it says “comfort fit,” so it must be good! (9)
 
August 2007  (36)
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- 31: trip prep (2)
 - 31: …like I like my men (0)
 - 30: iPhone is piece of shit? (3)
 - 30: looking for a podcast to love (16)
 - 30: eep! (2)
 - 29: food 1, me 1 (12)
 - 28: realisticats (2)
 - 28: dear asshat, (9)
 - 28: a violent childhood (8)
 - 27: curiouser and curiouser… (4)
 - 27: a cat chaser (3)
 - 27: guys, don’t read (3)
 - 26: oatmeal (9)
 - 24: pet peeves (updated) (8)
 - 23: unicorn chaser (9)
 - 23: us 0, car 1 (7)
 - 22: mommy’s little fur-ball (14)
 - 20: it figures… (14)
 - 19: cheesecake redux (10)
 - 18: horrifying colonics (1)
 - 17: how to make a cheesecake (18)
 - 16: lolvogue (2)
 - 16: it’s his mark of approval (12)
 - 16: transitional post here (2)
 - 14: all twisted up (14)
 - 14: in lieu of actual content… (11)
 - 13: A weekend of rich food and panic attacks (5)
 - 12: the age of aquarium (8)
 - 10: potty ants (7)
 - 08: alcohol is always the solution (4)
 - 08: distracting myself (8)
 - 06: shock (8)
 - 04: Saturday plans (6)
 - 03: foodie friday (8)
 - 02: croncast (0)
 - 02: knitting, then shopping, then dinner with good friends (7)
 
July 2007  (34)
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- 30: weekend highlights (8)
 - 30: is the secret ingredient… (1)
 - 29: laying in bed… (1)
 - 27: GAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *updated!* (10)
 - 26: my life is shades (2)
 - 25: Stronger (0)
 - 25: the obvious? (3)
 - 23: Clean slate (9)
 - 22: Pottered (11)
 - 19: heeey Chuck! (1)
 - 19: I’s so crafty n’ stuff (3)
 - 18: american inventor* (5)
 - 18: the scariest thing you’ll read today (2)
 - 17: watching my team lose (4)
 - 17: squeeeeeeeeeee! (1)
 - 17: heheheheheee*weep* (8)
 - 16: I give up (6)
 - 16: want to feel old? (2)
 - 13: say hello to my little friend (9)
 - 12: yarn pr0n (12)
 - 12: TOTALLY GEEKING OUT!!! (4)
 - 12: another public service announcement (10)
 - 11: don’t be afraid (0)
 - 11: Bogus! (1)
 - 11: that was weird (3)
 - 10: food conspiracy (6)
 - 09: overuse of the parenthesis (3)
 - 09: done it (1)
 - 08: I’m not sure I like those odds… (3)
 - 05: when life gives you nothing… (4)
 - 04: proud to be (3)
 - 02: how about this one? (8)
 - 02: can this be #5? (7)
 - 01: we don’t need no stinkin’ kitties (5)
 
June 2007  (29)
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- 30: thank heaven… (3)
 - 30: weird thing or embarassing secret? YOU JUDGE! (4)
 - 29: feet related post (4)
 - 28: #2 (3)
 - 27: Memememememeeeeee! (5)
 - 27: Paris (1)
 - 27: yeah, I walked into that one (6)
 - 25: for Julie (10)
 - 24: wii would like to play (7)
 - 22: when life gives you lemons (8)
 - 22: i have socks! (7)
 - 21: another template (4)
 - 19: hey good looking (13)
 - 19: the more you knoooooow! (7)
 - 18: the results are in (2)
 - 17: olive oil! (1)
 - 17: another ear worm (0)
 - 16: quote (6)
 - 15: please excuse the mess… (3)
 - 15: a link? (2)
 - 13: drops (9)
 - 11: the fates. they conspire. (9)
 - 10: conversing (3)
 - 08: warning: knitting content (12)
 - 07: ROFLMAO! (3)
 - 07: fuck you, mice! (3)
 - 06: they grow up so fast (4)
 - 05: barking dogs (7)
 - 01: bananarama! (6)
 
May 2007  (25)
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- 30: the debate (32)
 - 27: greek love (14)
 - 24: pardon moi’? (9)
 - 23: Wii-ful (4)
 - 22: lolsadie (10)
 - 22: oh lordy, it’s SHERMAN! HE COME BACK FOR US! (5)
 - 20: pigs don’t sweat (19)
 - 19: baaaaacon! (4)
 - 18: biscuit dog hates you (10)
 - 17: fun with my fingers (3)
 - 16: tattoooooos (3)
 - 16: dear drug company, (10)
 - 16: fun with flickr (2)
 - 15: jerry falwell (5)
 - 15: droolworthy (4)
 - 14: Restaurant tagged by Scooter (7)
 - 14: hiccuping internet (5)
 - 11: are you classy? (6)
 - 11: linkscaping (9)
 - 10: I am amazon.com’s bitch (7)
 - 09: Dear Comcast, (5)
 - 06: hey, we’re selling more shit! (7)
 - 06: cinco cinco cinco! (2)
 - 03: still going to hell (5)
 - 01: you measure WHAT? (19)
 
April 2007  (24)
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- 30: may be unsuitable (10)
 - 28: this chick knows how to party (6)
 - 27: hurried curry
 - 26: cookies and lube (11)
 - 26: baaaaaaaaaaaa! (1)
 - 26: a wedding in pictures (3)
 - 24: family fun (10)
 - 19: speaking as a pro (13)
 - 18: Made it (3)
 - 16: How I spent my Evil Science weekend (6)
 - 15: Is that Will Farrell?
 - 14: she has her own shampoo, though (4)
 - 13: rant denied (1)
 - 13: freaky like in abu-ghraib (4)
 - 11: cheeeeldren! (10)
 - 09: you think YOU’RE tired (3)
 - 07: storage-fu (9)
 - 06: BLUUUD!!! (2)
 - 06: hey, remember when I got married? (3)
 - 04: more whoooring (3)
 - 02: isn’t it ironic? (3)
 - 02: what we call the new (2)
 - 02: someone call Robert Bakker (7)
 - 01: capitalist pigs! (2)
 
March 2007  (32)
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- 30: got tumor? (4)
 - 30: so wrong… (4)
 - 29: 1236 (1)
 - 28: googlarity (11)
 - 27: ooooola la! (3)
 - 27: the curse
 - 27: panic in the living room (10)
 - 25: Dear Atlanta Marathon Planning Committee, (5)
 - 24: stupidity (3)
 - 24: adventures of viagraman! (3)
 - 23: we need to move on (8)
 - 22: here’s 11 hours of your life back
 - 22: CSI: awesome (1)
 - 22: poor Ensign Ricky (1)
 - 22: gimme some sugar smacks (2)
 - 20: kitten love (13)
 - 20: “The only moral abortion is my abortion” (6)
 - 20: a few thousand words (4)
 - 18: like nicorette for all men (1)
 - 18: spring cleanin’ (10)
 - 17: Sadie for the weekend (5)
 - 15: family matters (12)
 - 14: drainage (8)
 - 09: thank you for flying fuck-you airlines (16)
 - 09: fidelity (1)
 - 08: Grandpa (17)
 - 07: shut the fuck up (1)
 - 07: fingerbanged (2)
 - 07: brain turds (5)
 - 05: fly on a wall (5)
 - 03: bullet dodged (6)
 - 01: Hypothetically… (17)
 
February 2007  (27)
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- 28: cleaning up the spooge (4)
 - 26: ellen de-eukalyptis (3)
 - 26: no, eric idle. not sacred (23)
 - 23: whirlwind symptoms (3)
 - 21: can I get a “whut whuuut”? (13)
 - 19: smells like what now? (5)
 - 19: weekend update (4)
 - 18: comic reality (1)
 - 17: mini searchable (1)
 - 17: so very scary
 - 17: dream killer (3)
 - 17: food wars (3)
 - 15: yarn madness (2)
 - 15: Slacker McLazypantz (4)
 - 13: lobsters are red, violets are blue (9)
 - 12: dirty crafting (4)
 - 12: shower of the sexes (1)
 - 12: Sadie story (14)
 - 11: better than an alarm clock (5)
 - 09: planning (5)
 - 07: you’ve got fiber! (5)
 - 07: shove it up your ass (1)
 - 06: give me a fucking break (7)
 - 05: the art of BS and goodnews/badnews (14)
 - 03: For my knittahs (10)
 - 02: seek and ye shall find (10)
 - 01: a thursday thought (6)
 
January 2007  (35)
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- 31: bitchfest (6)
 - 30: Tuesday nibs and bits (6)
 - 30: infinate solutions!
 - 29: motherhood means you give up your liver (2)
 - 29: blog action friends!!!! (5)
 - 28: yarny FO’s and a naughty bit at the end (5)
 - 26: kitty shower (3)
 - 26: yarn pr0n (10)
 - 26: myspace haircuts (3)
 - 26: liftwhat??? (3)
 - 25: tweaking the blog nipples (8)
 - 23: screwy (5)
 - 22: a sunday in pictures (7)
 - 20: blasts from the past…s (6)
 - 20: more than just cocaine (6)
 - 20: I’ll be geek for christmas (4)
 - 19: can’t stop messin’ around (15)
 - 17: Do you take it? (2)
 - 17: picture pages (8)
 - 16: housekeeping (15)
 - 14: Dear ESC, (11)
 - 14: drunk! (4)
 - 12: thanks 
  (8) - 11: it’s like rain (13)
 - 09: knitter’s guilt (12)
 - 08: lazing in bed conversation (8)
 - 07: girl crush (11)
 - 07: shut up, you’re excited (5)
 - 05: wheeeeeeze (4)
 - 03: spiders on drugs (1)
 - 03: what’s that funny smell? (15)
 - 03: does our insurance cover this? (6)
 - 01: american world view (1)
 - 01: wow (1)
 - 01: Happy New Years! (6)
 
December 2006  (22)
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- 31: everything but the countdown (6)
 - 29: last weekend of gluttony (6)
 - 28: new year, new banner (12)
 - 26: an evil family christmas (5)
 - 26: sleepy christmas (8)
 - 22: merry weekend! (9)
 - 22: in front of the family? (5)
 - 21: damn you, cable! (5)
 - 20: fat rant (20)
 - 19: delayed thoughtfulness (5)
 - 18: I’m not mad! I’m ANGRY! I’m an ANGRY SCIENTIST! (12)
 - 16: successful saturday (5)
 - 14: signs (7)
 - 13: ooooeeeeeeeee!!!! (9)
 - 10: and his berthen is light (12)
 - 09: his yoke is easy (7)
 - 07: questioning my mental health. (12)
 - 06: big ass tree (12)
 - 05: the gravatar issue (2)
 - 05: Funny until it happens to you (28)
 - 02: married life (11)
 - 02: avarice (2)
 
November 2006  (26)
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- 30: funny to us (11)
 - 28: as published in the Journal of Barf (12)
 - 26: moron moments (11)
 - 24: leftover inspirations ***now with updated picture goodness*** (4)
 - 23: live blogging thanksgiving (6)
 - 22: the plan (7)
 - 21: christmas shopping mostly done (7)
 - 18: how to recover… (11)
 - 18: saturday quickie (12)
 - 17: like a mosaic of horror (8)
 - 16: taking advantage of my condition (4)
 - 15: making it all official (5)
 - 14: that’s not a mango! (14)
 - 14: shout outs (5)
 - 12: spoiled mallrat rant (9)
 - 11: jesuspets! (3)
 - 10: the naaaaame game! (5)
 - 10: the boot (2)
 - 09: hssssss!!! (5)
 - 08: our secret is out (1)
 - 08: the tat’ (15)
 - 08: I do! (5)
 - 08: oh ewwwwww (2)
 - 06: yeah, about the blogging (17)
 - 02: leaving…ON A JET PLANE (7)
 - 01: if I vote, will you shut up? (12)
 
October 2006  (27)
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- 31: HalloWEEEEENY pictures! (7)
 - 30: clicky! (12)
 - 28: how ’bout them apples? (12)
 - 27: getting biblical (1)
 - 26: waiter bias? (1)
 - 26: ranting just because (14)
 - 25: good and bad (9)
 - 24: souveneirs (4)
 - 23: the rest of the trip (7)
 - 21: back to reality (5)
 - 17: day 4 (7)
 - 16: Day 3 (6)
 - 15: Day 2 (12)
 - 14: day 1 (9)
 - 14: florida bound (4)
 - 13: because he told me he’d kill me… (8)
 - 12: wedding insanty, part 4 - par-tay! (14)
 - 11: Wedding insanity, part 3 - the ceremony (9)
 - 10: wedding insanity, part 2 (6)
 - 10: Wedding insanity, part 1 (4)
 - 09: Ha! (1)
 - 09: aftermath (12)
 - 06: I AM TOO BUSY AND FRANTIC TO POST!!! (19)
 - 04: mall terror (11)
 - 03: web karma (9)
 - 03: arrrrr! (3)
 - 02: you look so calm! (10)
 
September 2006  (33)
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- 30: one week and counting (10)
 - 29: so many mental hugs
 - 28: mission accomplished (7)
 - 28: soap! (3)
 - 26: wedding updates and such (24)
 - 26: Ikea (1)
 - 25: sciencey rant (7)
 - 24: sunday sunday SUNDAY! (11)
 - 22: a mighty wind (8)
 - 22: asshattery (5)
 - 21: Mean, clean, dancing queen (12)
 - 19: no mention of cabinets! wait…dammit! (13)
 - 18: OH MY GOD MORE CABINET STUFF! (9)
 - 18: oh just shut the fuck up (2)
 - 18: cabinet sanchez (11)
 - 16: cabinet madness (8)
 - 16: haven’t done one of these for a while… (4)
 - 15: referrals (3)
 - 15: ohfridaythankgod (3)
 - 15: so what have YOU done with your life? (3)
 - 13: psalms of love (23)
 - 13: dirty geek talk (9)
 - 11: a subtle whoring… (1)
 - 10: oh goddammit (12)
 - 09: infectoriffic! (5)
 - 08: head above water (7)
 - 07: wikiality (13)
 - 06: a true fan (6)
 - 05: he’s a little bit country (13)
 - 05: my 2cents in (18)
 - 01: food magic (1)
 - 01: too funny not to post (13)
 - 01: labor intensive (7)
 
August 2006  (39)
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- 31: you know what would be awesome? (5)
 - 30: oh SON of a… (13)
 - 29: dooby dooby dooo (11)
 - 28: new love (3)
 - 27: weekend warriors (3)
 - 27: dinner and conversation (1)
 - 26: other blog updates (6)
 - 25: A very important opinion poll (40)
 - 24: I don’t like the sound of this… (3)
 - 24: Dear NPR, (3)
 - 24: ABOUT DAMNED TIME! (1)
 - 24: oh my god…MORE HEALTH NEWS FROM ME! (6)
 - 23: #8! (2)
 - 23: public transfrustration (5)
 - 22: double your pleasure (12)
 - 22: melting the grouchiest of hearts (11)
 - 21: Emo cervix (9)
 - 20: nonononono! (4)
 - 19: Saturday night fun (7)
 - 18: ohhhhhh yeahhh…friday quickie! (5)
 - 17: cluster of updates (5)
 - 17: Continue with the birthday wishes below… (3)
 - 17: Happy Birthday, My Love (9)
 - 15: dress! (4)
 - 15: gah! yay! uhhh…blargh! (8)
 - 14: explains alot… (8)
 - 12: oh YOU wanna piece of me, too? (10)
 - 11: Dear charity organization, (10)
 - 10: all over the map, but very calm about it (14)
 - 08: shrinky dink (18)
 - 08: Shaved! (15)
 - 07: training boys (2)
 - 07: wishy washy (13)
 - 04: yarnsane! (8)
 - 03: taking a break from hyperventilation… (12)
 - 03: taking deep breaths… (15)
 - 02: inexplicably turning into a malaysian blog (9)
 - 02: ch-ch-ch-CHANGES! (10)
 - 01: smackage! (9)
 
July 2006  (34)
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- 31: ya had a bad day… (9)
 - 30: 977 (1)
 - 30: 976
 - 30: A morning of ups and downs. (9)
 - 29: conversationettes (2)
 - 28: request for good voodoo (9)
 - 27: ESC. 2006 “referenced by many, respected by none” …but mostly rants. 28:951. (5)
 - 26: happy writing distractions (14)
 - 25: food mojo (11)
 - 24: gold medal procrastinator (9)
 - 24: It never fails… (6)
 - 22: attack of the tacky (9)
 - 22: I’ve said it before… (5)
 - 20: get me out of the lab, please!! (5)
 - 19: I’m a survivor (7)
 - 17: 963 (1)
 - 17: 962
 - 17: fun with email (4)
 - 16: mint and lime and RUM! (6)
 - 14: 959
 - 14: accepting my loose ends (4)
 - 13: 957 (1)
 - 12: people I hate, volume 14, chapter 42 (8)
 - 10: NA NA WHY DON’T YOU GET A JOB? (17)
 - 10: bleah! (10)
 - 09: weekend warriors, part 527 (5)
 - 07: Dreaming of bloggers (5)
 - 06: beating my muse to death with a thermocycler (8)
 - 05: happy 5th of July! (3)
 - 04: 949 (1)
 - 04: god this is boring (10)
 - 04: new look! (5)
 - 03: Dear MySpace user, (6)
 - 03: conversations in maturity (7)
 
June 2006  (34)
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- 30: is “man nipples” hyphenated? (18)
 - 29: I’m here (4)
 - 26: unmarked (8)
 - 25: this trip’s theme is… (4)
 - 23: 2nd worst flight of my life (12)
 - 21: torture tv (3)
 - 21: 936
 - 21: more lame updates (8)
 - 20: an update here and there (4)
 - 18: oooo…and like, maybe he’s a PIRATE…yeahhhh…. (9)
 - 16: Pin the tattoo on the ESC (25)
 - 15: jumpin’ jitters (12)
 - 14: thank you so much for… (16)
 - 13: how not to steal a sidekick (2)
 - 13: slimey yet satisfying??? (9)
 - 12: stupid fucking dumbass! (17)
 - 11: I am not cool (5)
 - 10: showered! (10)
 - 09: somewhat better now… (4)
 - 09: Fuck you, Evelyn (7)
 - 08: Link-a-roooonies (9)
 - 08: what is your emergency, and would you like fries with that? (7)
 - 07: my hair is awesome (16)
 - 07: 917 (1)
 - 06: 914 (3)
 - 06: ehmm…something something “evil,” annddd…bwahahahah and such (8)
 - 06: Hey, remember when I used to knit? (13)
 - 05: UPDATED (6)
 - 05: 910 (2)
 - 04: do not be concerned… (12)
 - 03: In defense of… (9)
 - 02: a day off… (5)
 - 02: everybody PANIC! (17)
 - 01: a break from flooring… (14)
 
May 2006  (30)
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- 30: men! (13)
 - 30: a single accomplishment (7)
 - 29: two steps forward… *now with picture-heavy goodness* (12)
 - 28: uurrrrrggggghhhhh (2)
 - 27: disturbing conversations in the car (3)
 - 27: schedule? WHAT schedule? (4)
 - 26: not the best way to start a holiday weekend, but… (7)
 - 25: hey, did I ever (11)
 - 25: good way to end a too-long day… (3)
 - 24: your call is important to us… (10)
 - 23: keeping my legs crossed (9)
 - 23: juxtaposition (13)
 - 22: did I say productive? (7)
 - 20: owwwww…my feeeeeet (4)
 - 19: together too long (14)
 - 18: yogurty goodness, part two (8)
 - 17: trauma! (13)
 - 16: each not enough for a full post on their own (11)
 - 15: thanks!!! (7)
 - 12: ESC (8)
 - 11: fun with yogurt! (19)
 - 10: damn you, woman! (13)
 - 09: I think Pat Robertson’s head just exploded. (11)
 - 08: super big thing (3)
 - 08: dogs will keep you humble (8)
 - 06: happy seis de mayo! (9)
 - 05: it gets BETTER! (6)
 - 04: another winner (4)
 - 03: boos and rants (10)
 - 02: I’m back, bitches! (10)
 
April 2006  (33)
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- 29: ROOOOOAAAAD TRIIIIPPPP!!! (13)
 - 28: I REST MY CASE! (12)
 - 28: omg! (warning: goofy wedding-related gush ahead) (2)
 - 27: bleargh! (5)
 - 26: mary had a little… (7)
 - 26: lil’ bits (16)
 - 24: rednekkin’ it (8)
 - 24: still here… (7)
 - 23: still miss you (10)
 - 21: FEEEEL the love! (5)
 - 20: everyone else is doing it (18)
 - 19: now that I’m taken care of… (7)
 - 19: it’s official (5)
 - 18: all the emotional maturity of a 12 year old boy (7)
 - 17: I’m back! (4)
 - 14: Sweet home….yeah…you know (7)
 - 13: because Vince asked… (12)
 - 12: Hey look… (5)
 - 12: My arm is sore (7)
 - 11: The problem is… (9)
 - 10: Taped to our door today (7)
 - 10: From the New York Times (3)
 - 09: flower power (3)
 - 08: parenting beat down (3)
 - 07: a no rant friday night (6)
 - 06: and the thong is a double helix (13)
 - 06: grrrr (3)
 - 05: yo yo (10)
 - 05: the clinic (7)
 - 04: hot labgirl on labgirl action (6)
 - 03: Your ass is tracked (10)
 - 03: didn’t really get any more interesting (7)
 - 01: Today… (4)
 
March 2006  (37)
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- 31: that contradicted my expectations! (9)
 - 30: Wanna waste some time with something creepy? (7)
 - 30: experiment gone horribly wrong (10)
 - 29: conversations in the lab (8)
 - 29: Dear Target, (7)
 - 28: a little sadness (7)
 - 27: free advertising (6)
 - 26: learning about myself (6)
 - 25: New digs (10)
 - 24: *under construction* (2)
 - 23: the explanation (1)
 - 22: is this thing on?
 - 21: 3 years
 - 21: a scene
 - 20: dammit! (1)
 - 20: and the #10 thing I’ve learned…
 - 18: things I’ve learned so far this weekend
 - 17: a picture share for st. patrick’s day
 - 16: A sciencey post of experimental goodness. (2)
 - 14: baaaaaaaad (fat) girl!
 - 13: It’s peanut butter Sadie time!
 - 13: Overheard at Michael’s
 - 12: bubble tea!
 - 12: *pop!* *pop!*
 - 10: hey…a post about….uhhh…
 - 09: he’s my man!
 - 09: zombie water
 - 08: my poor baby
 - 08: this one’s for the scientists
 - 07: fuck you, girl scouts
 - 06: everyone ELSE is doin’ it…
 - 06: oscar confessions
 - 04: oh yeah…
 - 04: a picture not taken
 - 03: messed up dreams
 - 02: also on my list
 - 01: non-breeder self-righteousness
 
February 2006  (21)
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- 28: ESC, don’t eat it!
 - 26: Sunday night picture show
 - 25: LSC
 - 24: Fun Friday Fact:
 - 24: shaking down my readers for information
 - 22: A post with no mention of poop of any color
 - 21: I’m screwed
 - 20: domestic abuse
 - 19: the weather outside is crappy
 - 19: you mean, like, Prilosec?
 - 18: saturday morning laziness
 - 16: thursday fit as a fiddle!
 - 16: new camera
 - 15: request ***update***
 - 14: Spunk Bubbler
 - 13: *gnaw*
 - 12: cache my ass **updated**
 - 09: been put off long enough (1)
 - 07: hand waving
 - 05: w00t!
 - 03: Conversations with Mom
 
January 2006  (32)
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- 30: you’ve been WAITING FOR IT!
 - 30: a small rant
 - 28: the crafty insanity continues!
 - 27: SOCK!
 - 26: and GET OFF MY LAWN!
 - 25: again!!! (1)
 - 24: a rant out of nowhere
 - 23: one for the thumb
 - 22: digging for information and a poll
 - 20: 2 things
 - 19: oh sweet sweet heaven (1)
 - 18: craving
 - 17: uhh…it’s for a friend…
 - 15: MOTHER!
 - 14: I am in love!
 - 13: conversation #1038
 - 13: OK, I lied
 - 12: Not sure how it happened…
 - 11: jeebus…hang on to your bandwidth!
 - 10: yet another conversation at our house
 - 09: toy review
 - 08: congratulations!
 - 07: conversations at our house
 - 06: Don’t you hate it when…
 - 05: earning my keep
 - 04: captain hornypants
 - 03: shitfuck
 - 03: overheard on american chopper:
 - 02: $16.66 worth of fun per day
 - 02: It’s thundering.
 - 01: new year’s dinner!
 - 01: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
 
December 2005  (27)
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- 28: BAAAWWWWGGGGGG PEOPLE, BAAAWWWWGGGGGG PEOPLE!
 - 26: make that CHEESEY crab dip!
 - 24: ESC has a classy family
 - 22: OK… (0)
 - 22: tis the season for work satisfaction
 - 22: progress!!!
 - 20: temporary lack of blogging time
 - 19: another post consisting of mostly pictures….
 - 17: christmas party RULES!
 - 16: sleeeeepy
 - 15: Sold!
 - 14: crock pot delight
 - 13: a must-read
 - 12: cookies part deux
 - 12: know what I hate worse than ants??
 - 11: Sweet Sunday
 - 10: chocolate saturday
 - 09: titillating quickie
 - 08: checklist
 - 07: rrrrrrrinnnnggggg!!!!
 - 06: what will probably be a disappointing follow up to the previous, rather exciting post
 - 05: mmmm…wiiiiiiine….
 - 05: we’re gonna party like it’s your…
 - 04: Stop me!
 - 03: everything will be alright…
 - 02: got nuthin’
 - 01: so this is excitement for ya, huh?
 
November 2005  (26)
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- 30: too funny
 - 30: rolling rolling rolling
 - 28: Nog
 - 27: back
 - 23: First thing’s first
 - 22: Time to smile on tuesday
 - 21: Mondays
 - 20: getting the run-around
 - 18: know the facts about SRI
 - 17: pics and pokes (1)
 - 16: backing off now
 - 15: getting trampled on the middle ground
 - 14: tee hee! (2)
 - 14: Cleeeeean
 - 13: a complete overhaul…
 - 12: Ask the Evils #3
 - 09: it’s that time again…
 - 07: dog park and voices of the devil inside my head
 - 06: ESC molests a goat
 - 05: up too late picture post
 - 04: Dilemma
 - 03: Craft Lust
 - 03: request
 - 02: am I RIGHT ladies?
 - 02: mini-bites
 - 01: Assclowns
 
October 2005  (32)
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- 31: HALLOWEEEEEN….2!!!
 - 31: HALLOWEEEEEEEEN!
 - 30: grumble
 - 29: fucking vegetarians
 - 28: my spidey power is all tingly and shit
 - 27: testify!
 - 26: a geek among geeks
 - 25: I got me a MDG!
 - 25: ESC trys out a business opportunity
 - 23: She’s crafty!
 - 22: yeah, what do YOU do on friday nights?
 - 21: frrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiday!
 - 20: reassurances
 - 18: Accountability
 - 18: Pimp my sedan
 - 17: Mostly Sadie weekend pics
 - 15: Another pop of my southern cooking cherry…
 - 14: brain pudding
 - 13: DONE!
 - 13: TMI of the day
 - 12: making me laugh…
 - 12: TAR’ed and feathered.
 - 12: if you listen closely…
 - 10: yay projects!
 - 10: boo’s and yay’s
 - 09: clear as mud
 - 08: a single mention of monkeys **update! with more monkeys!*
 - 07: Asshattery
 - 06: The Evils answer allllll your questions!
 - 06: still around!
 - 04: a delay, and not the indicted kind….
 - 03: monday crappy monday
 
September 2005  (34)
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- 30: hair experimentation
 - 30: Back by POPULAR DEMAND!
 - 29: Apparently, I post too much
 - 29: buh bye, Blogroll!
 - 28: now on to more pleasant things…
 - 28: Hello there potential-spoilsport!
 - 28: definition of “inappropriate”
 - 27: quick! order the balloons!
 - 26: what a crap day
 - 25: GOSH!
 - 24: and deoderant 3-paks
 - 24: Earrings of mass destruction
 - 22: let’s all take a deep breath
 - 22: thief!
 - 21: a day of gauze ***update****
 - 21: taking a dive
 - 19: some quality Julie-time!
 - 17: Karaoke brought us together…
 - 16: happy working girl
 - 15: and lo, the darkness fled, and light came to the land…
 - 14: post of frothy rage and some random bits
 - 13: done and DONE!
 - 13: a new friend!
 - 12: DONE….almost!
 - 12: worms of mass destruction
 - 11: won’t you take me to…FUNKY TOWN!
 - 10: reeetreeeeeeat! (1)
 - 09: apparently, the temple is concerned
 - 08: food for thought ***update***
 - 07: doooooomed
 - 06: RAGE! RAAAAAGGGE!!!!
 - 05: ESC answers all your questions
 - 02: Plenty of amenities…
 - 01: …and now for something…
 
August 2005  (37)
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- 31: on a more serious note…
 - 31: behemoth
 - 30: tuesday tiddies
 - 29: infidels!
 - 29: all 4 in one post…
 - 27: running around in circles
 - 27: Friday night conversation
 - 26: another day older and deeper in debt
 - 26: shocker!
 - 24: Adventures in living together #947
 - 24: Couch snake
 - 23: how ESC’s digestive system became angry
 - 23: ESC’s angry digestive system
 - 22: Obscene trees
 - 21: hooray for buoyancy!
 - 19: So long, suckers!
 - 18: ACK! she GOT ME!
 - 17: an evening of photos
 - 17: Happy birthday, sweetie!
 - 16: fun at the farmer’s market
 - 16: knit nonsense
 - 15: daily annoyances
 - 14: Length alert - with the dirty bit close to the beginning
 - 13: Curves Update
 - 12: chapped
 - 11: advanced technical help
 - 11: Goodbye, Brenda!
 - 10: a post which makes no mention of Ikea at all…
 - 09: More Ikea fun, kids!
 - 08: shöping
 - 07: On Target…
 - 05: KA-BOOOM!
 - 04: warning: bitchiness follows
 - 03: hump day randoms
 - 02: in the meantime, she can read the classifieds
 - 01: *sniff?* ew
 - 01: @$$ #*7E$
 
July 2005  (37)
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- 31: adventures in living together
 - 30: in need of some technical assistance
 - 29: 2 thumbs up
 - 29: Ding Dong, the wasp is…dead?
 - 28: Christian Paradox
 - 28: attack of the killer…something *update*
 - 28: INSIDE! IT CONTINUES TO GROW!!!
 - 27: haven’t they heard of raspberries?
 - 27: breath of dooooom
 - 26: ask and you shall receive
 - 26: Thermo-wimp
 - 25: noodlin’ around
 - 25: geek alert
 - 23: perfect day
 - 22: caution: a bit naughty
 - 21: a ray of light…
 - 21: the calm before the total mental breakdown
 - 21: Cowards
 - 20: attention alien beings:
 - 19: …but mostly aliens
 - 18: you decide…
 - 18: I am Harry Potter’s bitch
 - 17: if you want to destroy my sweater….
 - 15: It’s friday night…
 - 15: fun with liquid nitrogen, part 2
 - 15: dasani pushers
 - 13: an exercise in no self control…and fun with suppositories!
 - 13: …and they’re rolling rolling rolling…
 - 12: Crying in my beer, ’cause she ran off with my truck…
 - 12: child of the 80s
 - 11: fun with my family
 - 11: click your heels three times…
 - 09: Niagara synopsis
 - 07: We’re back…sort of
 - 03: Made it!
 - 01: take your marks….
 - 01: checklist
 
June 2005  (35)
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- 30: you scream, I scream…
 - 30: wanna quickie?
 - 29: Shorties writing shorties
 - 28: Tightrope
 - 28: tiny bubbles…
 - 27: “Unrealistic Thermodynamic Expectations”
 - 26: two popes walk into a bar…
 - 25: Sweaty and dirty
 - 24: Definately not spoiled
 - 24: Friday I’m in Love
 - 23: Fabulous prizes!
 - 22: ya HUMP!
 - 21: Diet by sacrifice
 - 21: scary search of the day
 - 21: Sometimes…
 - 19: Daddy’s Little Gamer
 - 18: sidebar updates
 - 17: FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY!!!!
 - 16: Productive ESC
 - 16: Step right up, ladies and gentlemen!
 - 15: Things that have gone wrong today:
 - 15: Small sense of accomplishment *now with more squirrel!*
 - 13: Hot sticky ranting goodness…AND MORE!
 - 12: Baseball and fire
 - 10: ESC is sick and tired of her project
 - 10: fisical fitness follies
 - 09: ouch
 - 08: Super amazing ability to grow her fingernails
 - 08: Give me some…UHHH! Linkin’ love!
 - 07: Tittilating Tuesday
 - 06: Now I’ve done it…**update***
 - 05: Life of crime
 - 04: I stayed out of the wine section
 - 03: Friday nubbins
 - 01: wednesday adventures
 
May 2005  (37)
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- 31: How about whackin’ ‘em on the head with it?
 - 31: science, food, and sex
 - 30: lazy daze
 - 28: Google Saturday (1)
 - 27: This just in…
 - 27: HALLELUIAH!
 - 26: Ack! ya got me!
 - 26: Little bits of non-controversial no-rants
 - 25: Dear President Asshat,
 - 24: “bun???” “no…BUNDT! BUNDTTTTTT”
 - 22: Sammich of Destiny
 - 22: sammich
 - 22: cut in half
 - 22: close up of layers
 - 22: Hand Drier of Doom, and other weekend adventures
 - 19: Can ya hear me now, beeeeeeotch?
 - 18: Maybe I need a personal blog secretary
 - 17: do they still sell potato stix?
 - 16: Screw you guys, I’m going home!
 - 15: Weekend wrap up
 - 13: theevils
 - 13: and this is….NOT Walden pond
 - 12: things that will never stop making me giggle, #1087
 - 11: More link love
 - 11: Nothing to say, but…
 - 10: Some things
 - 08: A question:
 - 08: Happy Mother’s Day!
 - 06: Too bad he didn’t juggle, too
 - 05: Hola! Como esta?
 - 04: Fictional Scenerio for the certain asshats who commented on my last post
 - 03: RANT #2
 - 03: run further, hide better
 - 02: tequila!
 - 01: spareribs
 - 01: new hooks, new decorations!
 - 01: Ribbed for my pleasure
 
April 2005  (32)
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- 30: All together now!
 - 29: just a straaaaanger on the bus….
 - 28: spam spam spam spammity spam!
 - 27: with….EXTRA CHEESE!!!!
 - 27: Satan hearts the religious right
 - 27: No thanks necessary
 - 26: Question…
 - 26: Meanwhile, back in Egypt…
 - 23: And then there were four (3)
 - 22: Immediate Aftermath (1)
 - 22: Losing
 - 21: Fighting the good fight
 - 20: The fight begins (2)
 - 19: Some background, and the beginning (6)
 - 19: Changing the tone (6)
 - 18: A most pleasing time
 - 15: Naughty Friday Fun!
 - 14: Mucho Male Miniskirt Madness ***tax update***
 - 12: New template goodness
 - 11: no time like the present
 - 11: “the world’s most dangerous man”
 - 09: …with little leafy mullets! **update**
 - 09: DID YOU DOUBT?? DID YOU?
 - 08: Tip o’ the day
 - 08: Lab rants and guns
 - 06: The ESC’s new clothes
 - 06: Tug of war!
 - 04: The Green Plague
 - 03: How geeks flirt at home
 - 03: Modern torture devices
 - 02: Saturday blogging
 - 01: Obligatory April Fool’s Nonsense…
 
March 2005  (41)
                Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Another thing…
 - 31: Cute doggy pics…take 2
 - 31: FUCK
 - 30: So if I cut with PstI, then PCR this with PstI tails…maybe…NO DAMMIT IT CUTS IN THE MIDDLE!
 - 29: Since I’m already going to hell…
 - 28: it’s terrible and wrong and just plain WRONG!
 - 28: Clone sweet clone
 - 27: Brunch with Jesus **update**
 - 26: Here there be monsters
 - 25: yes, I said maple syrup.
 - 25: What’s the buzz?
 - 24: Where I mention porno and Jesus in the same post
 - 23: Wholeness
 - 22: Light at the end…
 - 21: I’m pretty sure…
 - 21: Outside? Like, where the fresh air is?
 - 20: Pleasantly surprised
 - 19: 2 rants and an observation
 - 18: Poster child
 - 17: One for the girls
 - 16: Grrrrrr….
 - 16: Gooooood girl…what a gooooood girl!
 - 15: Hey Abe!
 - 15: Waltz of the Sickies
 - 14: Anyone out there…**with drugged updated goodness!**
 - 13: Cheering me up while I’m sick…
 - 11: Phlegm monkey **updated**
 - 11: Damn dirty apes
 - 10: Rapid blogging
 - 09: Weather woes, and the appropriate use of the word “monkey” ***UPDATE***
 - 07: Girl Scout Cookies: the tools of Satan
 - 07: This is the title of my post
 - 06: EXHAUSTION!
 - 04: I love old people sayings.
 - 04: Why am I blogging…
 - 03: Weekend menu
 - 03: At least he didn’t get a swirly…
 - 02: blogettes
 - 02: I NEED ONE OF THESE!!!!
 - 01: My MOM made the brined turkey! Pour me a drink!!!
 - 01: update
 
February 2005  (36)
                Detailed Monthly Archive
- 28: caved
 - 28: Photo woes
 - 27: …with a banjo on my knee
 - 25: Like Penthouse, without the “interesting articles”
 - 24: THIS!!
 - 24: Brilliant!
 - 23: shave and a haaaaircut….
 - 22: fruity frozen hard drive pops
 - 22: Down by 2
 - 21: My 15 minutes
 - 19: And now back…
 - 17: The long awaited, overly long post about backdoor fun
 - 17: beyond 10,000
 - 16: t-minus 7 hours
 - 16: My fingers are pruny and smell like lysol
 - 15: DAMN YOU JOOOOOOOOLIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
 - 14: baaaa….hey, where’s this herd going, anyway?
 - 14: a long post about my weekend which does not include anal sex, sorry
 - 13: Holy Shit!
 - 12: The festivities start early around here…
 - 11: like prarie dogs
 - 11: dem bones
 - 10: Those weird, just before the alarm goes off, morning dreams
 - 10: is that pink lip gloss?
 - 09: Somewhat depressing…
 - 08: Tragedy!
 - 08: The Domain Game
 - 07: Dreaming
 - 06: FREEEEEEEDOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!
 - 05: time warp!
 - 05: PostSecret
 - 05: Pyroplastic flow?
 - 04: I believe the appropriate phrase is “w00t w00t!”
 - 02: the ranting that is promised in my title
 - 01: Oh…you just had to be there…but I’m glad you weren’t…
 - 01: 110727650084811938
 
January 2005  (36)
                Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Why he still loves me, I will never know…
 - 30: Ummm..what?
 - 29: Law and Order SVU
 - 29: Ice Ice Baby!
 - 29: How I spent my yogurt exile…
 - 28: Phase 2…
 - 28: So… (2)
 - 27: Hey kids! How many links can you find?
 - 26: Interesting bits of goodness
 - 26: The morning after…
 - 26: Look! it’s charging properly!
 - 25: Days of our (college) Lives
 - 24: No joy in Steeltown…
 - 23: GODDAMN…
 - 23: Why I love my church:
 - 22: Cleaning day!
 - 21: Oh Baby! - more more more! (1)
 - 20: PICS!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
 - 19: You are the knitting queen, young and free….
 - 18: t-shirt
 - 17: Whoa…too many comments…
 - 17: hey, I’m only 5′ 7″, people!
 - 13: Can’t fight this feeling anymore…
 - 13: It goes like this, the 4th the 5th…
 - 13: Arc of the covenant
 - 11: Muppified
 - 11: Son of a BITCH! *update*
 - 10: Stoopid Quiz from Jamie
 - 09: Another “and then we did this, and then we did that” post
 - 07: Dead laptop walking
 - 06: Do not use for personal hygiene
 - 05: Sad but true
 - 04: Think I’ll have some more dumplings….and oooo! fried wontons! and egg rolls!!!!
 - 03: titillating template troubles
 - 02: A good start to the new year…
 - 01: Should ooooold acquaintance beeeee forgot….
 
December 2004  (32)
                Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: What are ya dooooinnnnng NEW Years….New YEEEEARS eve? ***UPDATE***
 - 30: They’re coming to take me away…haha…hoho…heehee!
 - 30: THANK YOU!!!!
 - 30: I’llllll be hooooooome for chrrrriiiiistmaaaaas
 - 28: Children LAUGHing, People PASSing, MEETing smile after smiiiiillllle….
 - 27: IIIIIIII’mmmmm dreammmming….of a whiiiite….Christmas!
 - 25: On christmas day in the moooorning!
 - 25: Twas the night before christmas
 - 23: I’m leeeeeeaving, ON a jet PLANE!!! ****now with continuous, up to the minute updates****
 - 22: killing time
 - 22: lab tantrums ***update***
 - 21: Jingle bells…Batman smells…
 - 19: Pictur-iffic
 - 18: Jingle bell rock
 - 16: this will make your TEETH ROT!!!
 - 16: I’m a survivor!
 - 16: mommy? what does “stroking off” mean?
 - 14: Maintenance of Genome Stability, or some bullshit like that
 - 13: My “How I spent my weekend” report
 - 12: NOG!
 - 11: Dough, rey, me….
 - 09: potato and 4 cheese and controversy ***UPDATE***
 - 08: There’s a brown spot on my apple
 - 06: Mount St. Kleenex
 - 05: A very google birthday
 - 04: *sniffle* *hack* pass the kleenex please
 - 03: weekend o’ fun
 - 02: another mystery solved
 - 02: The food is good, so why do they fight so much?
 - 02: technology tantrum
 - 01: Postries
 - 01: only 17….
 
November 2004  (34)
                Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Early birthday fun
 - 29: comfort
 - 29: Christmas cards!!!
 - 28: Thanksgiving in Dixie
 - 24: Sweet Home Alabama
 - 23: #2 and final….
 - 22: The captain was here
 - 21: Weekenders - **UPDATED**
 - 19: The bondage chicken strikes back.
 - 19: bad boys, bad boys…
 - 18: Random acts of digital photography
 - 18: waaay TMI about choir, and other such nonsense
 - 17: ask not for whom the job blows. it blows for thee.
 - 16: Jinkies!
 - 15: triple posting threat
 - 15: I promise this is the last baby related post for a while…
 - 15: who knew golfers were so kinky?
 - 13: MorrisQuads (1)
 - 12: Grey day
 - 11: Power socks
 - 10: The future is now
 - 10: Spam of the day
 - 09: Let them…um…well…like…eat….cake? I dunno. **UPDATE**
 - 08: might as well admit it
 - 07: sweet weekend nothings
 - 05: stream of conciousness friday bits
 - 05: Stooopid brain freak outs
 - 04: I’m Ready, I’m Ready, I’m Ready!
 - 03: Words of advice
 - 03: random, disjointed ranting
 - 03: Reflections
 - 02: I’m a Georgia Voter
 - 01: Temporary Template Tease
 - 01: Pics are up!
 
October 2004  (27)
                Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: crunchy time - with fun picture update!
 - 28: Last minute thursday post
 - 27: wednesday slacking
 - 26: halloween progress
 - 26: ATTENTION: georgia voters
 - 24: half the battle
 - 23: beware the lumpy devil woman!!!!
 - 22: Hut 1, hut 2…
 - 22: Magically delicious!
 - 20: Desperate TV-wives
 - 20: Just general lab chaos and you know, whatever.
 - 19: down at the old folks home…
 - 17: Conversation last night
 - 15: Goals and Puppets
 - 14: Mindless Meanderings
 - 13: yeah, I’m just that cool
 - 12: another boring update
 - 11: A laptop named Desire
 - 10: Saturday get-togethers and gay hobbits
 - 09: Welcome Google searches for “it’s good to be in DC”
 - 08: heh heh
 - 08: They’ve done it again….
 - 07: of lab work and tooth brushing
 - 05: evil sciencework is frustrating
 - 04: A hairy topic
 - 03: wonderful weekend of….ahhhhhh….
 - 01: ahhhhh…
 
September 2004  (26)
                Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: A subtle change
 - 29: The saga continues…
 - 28: Evilsciencechick Strikes Back
 - 26: Oh good Lord…UPDATED!
 - 24: this and that
 - 23: How to make a tired puppy
 - 23: Retrospective
 - 22: It’s fun to work in science!
 - 21: of foxes, anniversaries, and my dog.
 - 20: The wheels on the bus…
 - 17: Belly full…
 - 16: It was a dark and stormy night
 - 16: Ivan to go home!
 - 16: Grad school bitching
 - 15: I have succumbed…
 - 14: Conversation last night
 - 13: Geek humor
 - 12: A little something to lighten the mood…
 - 11: WTC memory
 - 09: Ehhhhh….
 - 09: Picture plug
 - 07: Weather, etc
 - 06: The cruelest inch
 - 03: 109422447833464394
 - 02: We love you Daaastard, oh yes we dooooo…
 - 01: Vacation update 4: big sandwiches and too much italian food
 
August 2004  (41)
                Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Vacation Update 3: New tires, New blender, and kennywood!
 - 31: Vacation update 2: obligatory family visits
 - 29: Vacation update 1: Elvis Impersonators,etc
 - 27: Vacation!
 - 27: “She looks like she’s sleeping”
 - 26: Hey Vito!
 - 26: Beans beans, they’re good for your heart…
 - 25: Aunt Rose and too much food (1)
 - 24: Home!
 - 21: 109310176461479482
 - 20: Because I have so much free time…
 - 20: jesus salt and stuff
 - 19: My Grandma Helen
 - 18: news
 - 18: day in the life
 - 18: update…no update
 - 17: Sad dose of reality
 - 17: My turn…where’s the herd? Baaah!
 - 17: The birthday boy
 - 17: Googliscious!
 - 16: A SPEEDO????
 - 16: I hope she got plenty of drugs…
 - 15: Joining the audioblog herd….baaah!
 - 13: Opening ceremonies
 - 13: Unending Cycle of Pee
 - 12: Hooray for recipes!
 - 12: Hairstyles of the white and trashy
 - 11: franchising
 - 11: Can I get an “amen,” sistas?
 - 10: How an EvilScienceChick makes meatballs
 - 09: Evil Cooking Chick
 - 08: The Quiz
 - 06: PSA and a pseudo-dirty word
 - 05: Lazy bitch!
 - 05: 109175615770221675
 - 05: milestones
 - 05: WARNING: this post contains a description of a woman not wearing underwear. Proceed with caution
 - 03: …and what about Fastball???
 - 02: Lemme tell you a story…
 - 02: For what it’s worth - my internet dating advice (1)
 - 01: Sunday update
 
July 2004  (53)
                Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Donna Reed I am not
 - 30: Proud sister
 - 30: Condo, anyone?
 - 29: …now with added bonus features!
 - 28: BSDM part two
 - 28: BSDM
 - 27: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
 - 27: Consider the bandwagon jumped
 - 27: yeehaw!
 - 26: fabulous life of…
 - 26: On a lighter note…
 - 25: out of the closet…
 - 24: Sadiebob Squarepants
 - 23: After one day…
 - 23: Enver Hoxha?
 - 23: the inconsideration of others
 - 22: Drug interactions…
 - 21: world’s. biggest. dumbass.
 - 21: I’ve been icon-ified!
 - 20: AnnnnnticiPAtion
 - 19: Utterly Traumatized and Irritated
 - 18: Shoe fetish
 - 16: Alien abduction dentistry
 - 16: another victim…excellent…
 - 15: …and I approved this ad
 - 15: ESC recommended reading II
 - 15: whoa
 - 14: regenerative limb
 - 13: so what is it you do again?
 - 13: “Fire!” “shut up I’m WORKING here!”
 - 12: i LOVE blogpatrol
 - 12: entertaining animation of the day
 - 12: bullet successfully dodged…
 - 11: Still sick, but…
 - 11: Blah
 - 09: wasting time with the drunk guy
 - 09: Pump, Pump it up a little more
 - 09: oh, for crying out loud…
 - 09: Evilsciencechick recommended reading
 - 08: Oh…my…god….
 - 08: He likes it raw
 - 08: more animal porn
 - 08: Some fun anti-bush bumper stickers…
 - 07: panda porn update
 - 07: not a bad day, really
 - 06: wacky?
 - 06: Those randy brits…
 - 06: wtf???
 - 05: There are fireworks, and then there are….fireworks
 - 02: sweet home alabama
 - 01: Another weird google hit…
 - 01: In Dreams
 - 01: I love Family Guy!
 
June 2004  (58)
                Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Cheered up
 - 30: I hate…
 - 29: ooooo…look at the pretty colors!
 - 29: another one bites the dust!
 - 29: “you’ll be a dentist…and a success!”
 - 28: I am funny and popular!
 - 28: Amputee
 - 27: they’re at it again…
 - 26: Name dropper
 - 25: Links links links links links
 - 24: Be our guest
 - 24: And the creepy link for the day is…
 - 24: Funny/sad news story of the day
 - 23: Spaghetti with meat sauce is healthy…
 - 23: Best. Burgers. Ever.
 - 22: Mystery
 - 22: Insane in the membrane…
 - 21: ahhh…those crazy old men…
 - 21: need a monday lift!
 - 20: Testing?
 - 20: Ew
 - 20: Mmmmmm pie
 - 20: 108776651804594614
 - 20: old people…
 - 20: happy father’s day!
 - 19: French bread
 - 18: In a test taking mood…
 - 18: Entertain yourself (and lower your IQ, too!)
 - 18: I’ve been mis-googled!
 - 18: Fun link for the day
 - 17: Interesting…
 - 17: All systems go!
 - 17: It works!
 - 17: Hmmmm…
 - 17: Don’t forget…
 - 17: Ain’t got no lovin’…
 - 16: Rant of the day
 - 16: Yay, the memory works…I think
 - 15: Evolution of a blogger
 - 15: “If he wants to hold your hand…give him a bible”
 - 14: Mr. Overly Friendly
 - 12: rate my logo!
 - 12: Can I get an “Amen?”
 - 11: Scary baptists!
 - 11: I’ll call it “evil-wear”!
 - 10: Oooooo…feel those scrubbing bubbles…
 - 10: Panda porn
 - 09: Should have stayed in bed
 - 08: I’m not doing this because I WANT to…
 - 08: Fun link for the day
 - 07: one more thing
 - 07: randomly
 - 06: Whew…again
 - 03: You can tell I’m bored…
 - 03: Lonely thursday night worrying…
 - 02: Whiney…
 - 01: Don’t you hate it when…
 - 01: Food glorious food…(burp)
 
May 2004  (53)
                Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Problem solved
 - 31: email issues
 - 28: Breeders
 - 28: Gross!!!
 - 27: The miracle of dog hair
 - 27: It’s also my favorite color
 - 26: Dirty mind
 - 26: Scary days in atlanta!
 - 25: Miss Fix-it
 - 25: stream of consciousness…
 - 25: Fire!
 - 24: meso-what-lioma?
 - 24: Playing around
 - 24: Bookworming it
 - 23: I scream, you scream
 - 23: Hello, my name is ESC and I’m an…alcoholic?
 - 22: Entertaining!
 - 22: Quit your god-damned whining!!!!!
 - 22: My hot date…
 - 22: Progress report
 - 20: Extreme Home Makeover
 - 20: Please not New Jersey…
 - 19: Science sucks
 - 17: Great weekend!!!
 - 13: What the hell…?
 - 13: Beach weekend o’ fun!
 - 12: Oh……Crap
 - 11: Cool stuff…
 - 10: Naughty stuff…
 - 10: Grrrr…
 - 09: Strawberries
 - 09: Whew!
 - 08: Drunk drunk drunk
 - 07: Shit
 - 06: Lost my Friends…
 - 06: Success!
 - 06: This title is too big
 - 06: Ouch
 - 06: Stupid people
 - 05: Squirrels
 - 05: Yay!
 - 05: blog blob
 - 04: Quicky
 - 04: Almost there…
 - 03: The CSI question…
 - 03: Getting the hang of it
 - 02: It’s blasphemous fun!
 - 02: Herb-alicious!
 - 02: Rain, BBQ pork, and my dog
 - 02: My Condo Sucks
 - 01: laziness
 - 01: baking with grandma (1)
 - 01: headless babies
 
April 2004  (1)
                Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: First post
 
                
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