This was one of the two dresses I bought on Sunday, and the one I wore today. YOU GUYS! THIS DRESS! IS SO COMFORTABLE!!! I demand that everyone go buy it and wear it and be comfy yet sexy all day. I didn’t even wear any additional underdoohickies to smooth things out - it was so freeing! And normally it wouldn’t even be something I would even try on, especially as it’s all black, and women with my complexion tend to look like an old italian widow in black. BUT I was inspired to try it on after I stole it from some bitch’s clothes pile after she yelled at me for stealing her dressing room.*
I love INC. It’s like a few years ago, they held a meeting and decided, after much discussion, that they should focus their line of plus-sized clothes on items that would look great on ME. Though sadly for me, they decided to price many of these items right out of my affordability range. Fortunately, I occasionally hit a sale - I got that dress for about $25 less. AND I CAN’T WAIT TO WEAR IT AGAIN! Woohoo!
And it’s a good thing I felt super fab and confident today, because OMG! People! Can we make deadlines and STICK TO THEM? Because this whole “I need A this week and B in a couple weeks” turning a few hours later into “Hey, I need A AND B…yesterday. Can we make that happen?” Is getting REEEEEALLY old. I can understand it happening now and then, but this is becoming a theme that is running through EVERY SINGLE PROJECT we’ve been getting recently. It’s mentally exhausting.
So exhausting that the ranty rant mcranterson post I’ve been mentally composing since FRIDAY about the ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS SARAH PALIN SHIT YOU DUMBASS OLD GUY??? will have to wait another day. In the meantime, go ahead and read EVERY OTHER BLOG AND NEWS SITE IN THE WORLD about it. Mkay?
Mkay.
*hey bitch - leaving your empty, lipstick-stained dunkin donuts coffee cup in a dressing room does NOT mean you get to reserve it for the entirety of your shopping day. SO STEP OFF, YOU NASTY, UGLY OLD BITCH!
Do I HAFTA wear the dress?
yes. now quit yer bitchen and WEAR THE DRESS!
Geez… I was hoping you’d cut me at least SOME slack for adding the HOT portion to the Italian widow comment.
Now I have to go shop for hose.
This is true.
OK you STILL have to wear the dress, but you can skip the peep-toe wedges, if you want.
Wayne is more likely to wear a dress than me actually. Oh and can I just say “WHAT YOU SAID” about the whole republican VP thingy. UGH…………..I try not to be political on my blog so I’ll be political on yours - BLEH.
So, wait… the gathers above the boob-line don’t end up looking frumpy and/or weird? I’m afraid it’d make my boobs look even MORE huge and then I’d look like I was wearing a mu-mu.
Also, the GOP VP thing? Yeah–totally with ya. Sheesh and OMGWTF and Srsly?! all together.
i love the dress!
What happened to not dooce-ing it up, hmmm?
What a very cute dress. I might have to check out Macy’s line for us healthy looking woman.
Not a fan of hose though….
What a faboo dress!!! I’m sure you look incredibly hawt, oh Evil One. You know I’m with you on the VP thing… all the way!
Palin = hot librarian from skin-o-max shows
The best Palin line I’ve heard so far is that she’s a combination of Liz Lemon and Susan Lucci.
That’s about right.
Pardon me - I have to go see if I have any overdue library books to return….