seek and ye shall find

Some of the more interesting searches that led people to my humble site

potato stix - 11 people found me through this search. rock on! I love potato stix!

pictures of couples having intercourse on honeymoon - i get lots of people searching for oddly worded porn. Just search for “honeymoon fuck” and get on with your life.

take me to funky town - in this traffic?

back in the day and old people sayings - GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

how to tell someone that they are making your apartment smell - I would go with “dude, take a shower. this is not funky town”

what smells weird but is funny - apparently, the guy above’s roommate

what to wear with gouchos - a paper bag of shame over your head

can chiuauas survive cold temperatures - I don’t know, let me check my freezer….nope

everything will be alright everything will be ok - you’re searching google for this? you need lexapro more than I do

what happens when you reach 40 - well, 40 is the new 30, so two words: logan’s run

answers to a tea bag experiement - boatloads of pain if you don’t get those things off my forehead

dog told me to kill - backing…slowly…away…

spoiled cranberry sauce chills fever - here’s a little hint: the green fuzzies are not part of the recipe - DON’T EAT IT!

tampon addictions - ewwwww

funny pictures of squirrels that are suitable for kids - yeah, you hate to get those pornographic squirrel pics

who wears lab coats? - I wear lab coats!

feeeeeet - sweeeeeet

how long until a decomposing body stops smelling? - this is the kind of question someone asks who’s neighbors describe him as beeing “quiet, keeps to himself, really liked that dog…”

10 Responses to “seek and ye shall find”


  1. 1 Mollie

    hahahahahah

  2. 2 Kirstie

    These are some of the best I’ve seen - I’ve been getting nothing but boring searches lately. I may need a higher ’scandalous’ factor.

  3. 3 Derek

    Seriously, Get off my lawn.

  4. 4 Gooch

    I can think of *SO* much better porn that married couples doing it on their honeymoon. Talk about an uncreative search

  5. 5 Vince

    I can tell you what happens when you reach 40. And it ain’t pretty.

  6. 6 Julie

    LMAO at Vince. C’mon Vince, you’re not ugly. ;)
    I wonder how one has a tampon addiction? Do you just like to wear them all the time? Are you trying to eat them? What?

  7. 7 The Scoot

    Would someone get bloated if they ate a Tampon? Ew.

    Potato Stix are most excellent. I wonder how many people are going to find you through Aqua Teen Hunger Force queries, now…

  8. 8 Seth

    That last one is very scary. Did you enjoy the snow? Did you guys get any? Does Sadie like snow? Does she think the Evil Whiteness is taking over the world?

  9. 9 ESC

    no snow here. just a cold drizzly miserableness.

    Sadie has seen snow before, both here and in pittsburgh. she is unimpressed, mostly.

  10. 10 heather

    I think it’s funny that you get hits for “get off my lawn” and that’s Derek’s subheader! As to what you commented about on my site - I don’t judge you at all on the Michael W Smith concert…I had tix to see Stryper and they cancelled because of a blizzard!! I am VERY jealous that you saw Maroon 5. I love them!

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