“DADDY! DID YOU KNOW? I COME WITH MY OWN POCKET! AND IT CAN HOLD A PEN! LOOK!”
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#4: Shameful embarrassing thing: So sometimes? Alot? While I’m reading blogs or Fark or whatever, I will click on linked items willy nilly out of half interest or total boredom. And because I use Firefox and because I have ADD and will totally forget what I was reading if I switch sites suddenly, I [...] Knitty’s “Breeze” anklets. Click first pic for pertinent details.
#3 weird thing: I am prone to painful ingrown toenails on my big toes. Also, the toenails on my other toes are practically nonexistent. Doesn’t stop me from getting [...] I’ve mentioned before that I am allergic to nuts, but have I mentioned I’m also allergic to bivalves? Clams, oysters, mussels, and scallops. About two hours after eating them, I get violently sick to my stomach. Because of the symptom delay, it only took me 24 years for me to figure out what was [...] So there’s this meme that’s been going around blogland for months and months, and I have been tagged for it numerous times, I know. This is the meme where you have to list 5 or 6 or 7 (it just kept growing!) “weird” things about yourself. Everyone has done this meme, I think. Everyone [...] How can you afford to take time out from your primary activity of performing free heart surgery on poor African babies?
“You coming to bed now?” “no…I’m not very tired. I accidentally took a nap today.” “baaaad girl. OK, I’m going to go to sleep then.” “OK, love you” *smooch* “love you.” *I leave room* *calls after me* “bring me a glass of water!” “what????” “BRING. ME. A. GLASS. OF. WATER!” [...] Tonight we made plans to hang out with our breedin’ friends, Michael and Elizabeth. They had guarenteed grandparental babysitting for the evening, and wanted us to come up for food and games. Contingent on me bringing my taco dip, of course. All friendly gathering invites are contingent on me bringing the taco dip. And [...] Making Trader Joe’s lemonade, from a frozen can tube. instructions: “Empty contents of can into half gallon container. Add 4 1/3 cans of cold water. stir vigorously.” WHAT? 4 and A THIRD??? This is AMERICA, buddy, we don’t DO fractions here. Maybe, MAYBE a HALF, but a THIRD???? How do you expect me to [...] |
      
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