i have socks!

and you DON’T!

another template

is this one more or less “evil?”

Just a reminder to anyone who subscribes to my site via a feed reader – use the button on the sidebar to resubscribe if you are no longer receiving updates.  There is a cool button on my header that..doesn’t seem to be working.  a mysterious “%20″ is [...]

hey good looking

sorry for the abrupt “in your face” anal action post back there. whew! Not even sure where that came from, really. Maybe I just thought it would be informative. Next time you’re out of conventional lube, you know where to go: the kitchen.

Right.

Oh, and this is to make Scoot happy:

the more you knoooooow!

ahem…

canola oil makes an acceptable lube for teh buttsecks (WAY better than astroglide*), but it is very messy.  Spread a towel out first.

Next time, I’m finding a good silicone-based one.

My cheeks are oily.

* doesn’t astroglide sound like a ride at an amusement park?  Like you ride little rocket ships around [...]

the results are in

Doritos X13-D:

Kev: “tarter sauce and fish sticks” ||

ESC: “vinegar and american cheese”

olive oil!

25 uses for olive oil

another ear worm

need yet another song to get stuck in your head? Behold – the video of the closing of my new favorite cartoon.

Along with the ROFLMAO song, it has become a ringtone for my phone. w00t!

quote

from Kev’s book “the complete guide to fishing”

“Bread prebait is a “transport medium” for the attractor baits, and draws fish with a good scent and taste. Before shooting out a load, it is good to squeeze all the balls, making them easier to shoot with precision.”

..hehehe..what?

before shooting…what??? HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

please excuse the mess…

I’m upgrading! Because I’m suicidal, apparently!

UPDATE: everything seems to be MOSTLY OK…except for the text up in my header.  can’t seem to get rid of that.

if you notice any  things not working like they should, please leave a comment or email me.

AS I MENTIONED BEFORE…

I have installed plugins that could [...]

a link?

You wake up.

There’s been more bombing in Iraq, and more US soldiers are dead.

Some other terrible terrorist group in the middle east is making plenty of noise and threats.

Even Russia is making threats.

Our idiot of a president insists that the answer to everything is more troops and more money, with [...]

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