scene: in bed. I am knitting, and Kev is flipping through the channels trying to find something to watch.
Kev: *looks at me and grins*
ESC: what? *looks at tv* oh godDAMMIT, why is this ALWAYS ON when we’re in here?
it’s Deliverance. Back when we were first “a courtin’”, Kev used to tease me that this was his favorite movie. He’d quote it all the time: “squeeeeel like a pig!” Can you believe I still married him?
Kev: hehehehe…hey baby…will you be my Ned Beatty?
ESC:…that is the LEAST ROMANTIC THING EVER SAID IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING!
Kev: HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAA!!!
ESC: seriously, that is the WORST thing you have EVER SAID TO ME!
Kev: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That got a much better response from you than I thought it would.
ESC: and I’m BLOGGING IT!
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Deliriously happy right now… Thank you ESC, thank you Kev…
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
And you thought he wanted you for your sexay socks…
Next time he cackles like that, tell him you’re gonna “dry poke” him if he doesn’t stop, and watch the cackles turn to horror.
Oh yeah, I said it, dry poke.
I can hear the banjo music in the background.
On the plus side, with pickup lines like that, you won’t have to worry about him getting another woman.
He should have told you that you have a mighy pretty mouth.
THANK YOU. I’ve been trying to remember what the name of that fucking movie is for three weeks now.
“He’s got a real pretty mouth on him, don’t he?”
Twisted. I love it.
He’s a hero to us all.
To quote an infamous heiress… that’s hawt!