Kev is so supportive of my new purple phase, he decided to contribute.
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Kev: babe? can you go get me something to wash up with? I’m going to go to the faucet outside to wash up.
ESC: I can grab you that crap* you bought a while back…
Kev: Oh NICE, “that shit I bought” huh?
ESC: I said THAT CRAP, not THAT SHIT. JESUS, WHY DO YOU EXAGGERATE EVERYTHING I SAY???
Kev: BECAUSE YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME TO ME!
ESC: NOOOO IIIII DOOOOON’T!!!! More »
last night I performed my wifely duties in helping Kev remove the waxy build up in his ears. Now he has no excuse about how he can’t hear me when I screech at him from the next room about WHY HE DIDN’T TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT OMG CAN YOU NOT SMELL THIS IN HERE???? More »
I supposed this could be a serious, meaningful look back at 5 years of a miserable failure of a war in Iraq.
But it’s not. More »
