in the shower together.
ESC: damn
Kev: what?
ESC: I can’t remember if I shaved my pits or not yet.
*assumes akward pose to check*
ESC: I can’t see. Can you tell?
*offers armpit up for investigation*
Kev: hmmm…I think so. looks pretty smooth to me.
ESC: ok, thanks
Kev: hehehehehehe
ESC: what?
Kev: wuvvv…TWOOOO wuvvv…
ESC: we’ve been together too long already, haven’t we?
You guys must have a better shower than I do. Know what happens if Rick and I take a shower together? Tall boy steals all the water and I freeze.
well, we don’t actually shower together the whole time. Usually what happens is that I shower and take care of all my girly pruning needs, and then when I’m about done, Kev joins me and washes my back, and then I wash his, and then I’m out while he finishes.
It’s a system that works for us
so cute, that’s about how we run it too. Unless I’m not attending those girly things then we start together and he’s out before I.
does he ask you to check his boogers?
What until he asks you to pluck his ear hairs. You don’t get much more comfortable with someone than that…
no boogers, and he won’t let me near any ear or nose hair.
however…I am on zit popping duty. sometimes against his will.
“Hold still, there’sone on your back - ooo…it’s a good one. Hey, where are you going? COME BACK! IT’S SO READY TO POP!”
Would you let him shave your pits though?
no
okay don’t tell anyone…wait this is the internet - lol…but mine’s got this obsession with any hair on his shoulders or chest that strays for the others. once every couple of weeks i straddle him and use my tweezers to pull the strays…it usually ends up with other activities to follow so it’s worth it =) if he finds one i missed he loves to point it out so i’ll hop back on. =) um yea.
Does no one else think this post offers up just a bit toooo much information? LOL
You two! hehe
I always wanted a shower with two head so that neither of us would ever have to be in the cold spot.
hehe too funny. However you still shower together is this like almost every day? Once a week? any less then that… proof it hasn’t been THAT long
You guys have been together too long. However, that was hysterically funny.
I love that movie!
“He’s just MOSTLY dead.”
We haven’t showered together in years (my wife and I, thought I should clarify) so yeah, y’all haven’t been together “too long” yet.