Monthly Archive for December, 2005

BAAAWWWWGGGGGG PEOPLE, BAAAWWWWGGGGGG PEOPLE!

Still enjoying a nice, relaxing christmas. Today Kev and I went with my parents to the Carnegie Museum to see the Bog people exhibit.

yep. Bog people. People and things thrown into bogs in Europe and preserved for a few thousand years. To be honest, the exhibit was a little heavy on the “things” and too light on the “people” found in bogs, but…there ya go. It was still a neat exhibit, and at the end of it, they had an interactive thing called “BSI - Bog Scene Investigations,” where you picked a color clipboard, and then went to different stations consisting of replicas of bones, artifacts, etc, and tried to determine things like the sex, age, occupation, manner of death, of your particular “victim.” Kev and I did pretty good - got all but 2 questions right.

Mom had to work at 4:30, so dad, kev, and I hung out at home…and watched “XXX” - the second one, with…Ice Cube? Ice somebody.

When mom got home, we left dad - who wasn’t feeling all that well - and went to Quaker Steak and Lube for a late dinner. Unfortunately, so did every other college age boy in the south hills, as Tuesdays are “all you can eat wings” nights. Yeah, lots of punk ass kids there. But we got seated pretty quickly. BUT…THEY WERE OUT OF ONION RINGS!!! Dammit.

I got the PA garlic wings - very tasty! Kev had “suicidal,” which he says were hot, but not THAT hot. He asked the waiter if he could try just one wing of the “atomic.” The atomic wings have 150,000 scoville units of heat, and when you order them you have to sign a waiver. Nice! Kev got to try just one, though. I took a tiny dab of the sauce on my finger and touched my tongue.

Hmmm…smokey….kind of sweet….some heat….more heat….ummm…burn…BURN!!! BURN!!! ACK!

Kev says it’s the hottest thing he’s ever eaten. Sweat was beading all over his face and foreheat. And that was just one wing! He’s debating whether or not to go back and buy the sauce - it comes in a prescription bottle.

tomorrow we’re on our own until my mom gets home from work mid afternoon. Then we’re meeting some family for dinner - MORE FOOD! God, my diet is SO shot. We also have to get to the mall at some point to make a few exchanges. My grandmother bought me a black turtle neck. ANOTHER black turtleneck. And Kev’s fleece vest is about 2 sizes too huge.

sooo…that’s the trip so far. We’ll probably be heading back to GA on friday.

make that CHEESEY crab dip!

Christmas eve:

  1. sleep in
  2. crab dip
  3. seafood dinner
  4. Narnia*
  5. crab dip
  6. church
  7. crab dip

*wherein we learn that all British people, even small children are born with innate skills in handling achaic weaponry and talents in leading armies into battle and winning said battle. Well done, British people!

Christmas

  1. wake up my brother
  2. wake him up again
  3. is my brother up yet?
  4. open presents
  5. very late breakfast
  6. crab dip
  7. open stockings
  8. visit grandpa
  9. pick up grandma
  10. presents
  11. crab dip
  12. dinner (ham!)
  13. dessert (cannolis!)
  14. Polar Express
  15. take grandma home
  16. crab dip

Hope you all had a merry christmas and all the crab dip you could eat!

ESC has a classy family

talking with my parents about the son of my father’s cousin (my….3rd cousin?)

Mom: well, all while he was growing up, if you talked to his mother, she ALWAYS said he was going to be a doctor. Oh yes…a DOCTOR.

us: *laugh*

Mom: then he was going into mortuary science. we even ran into them in Oakland once, looking at the mortuary school there.

me: that ever happen?

Mom: no.

me: so what’s he doing now?

Mom: he’s a bouncer at a strip club.

me: …!

Dad: when he needs a date for a family function, I think he just brings one of the girls from the club.

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on the phone with my brother

bro: what are you getting grandpa?

me: I’m making him a fleece blanket.

bro: wow. that’s a REALLY good idea…….fuck you!

OK…

yeah, that last post was lame. But I like that song and wanted an excuse to put it on here.

Packing is almost done. We want to load everything possible in the car tonight. Kev is…playing his computer game. And I am blogging. Productivity! w00t!

I’m going to throw out a plug for the knitting blog that a few of us started. Aimee, Julie, and I realized that most of you probably don’t give two shits about our knitting trials and tribulations. So we started our own knitting blog - KnitGeeks. Not a whole lot on there yet, but you can go and see the scarf I made my dad for christmas.

When I have time, I’m going to design a button link for my toolbar. And attempt a fancy template for us, too. GEEK! WHO KNITS! hence the name!

lessee….what else…

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cookie fairy

I took cookies into the lab today - the little bags filled with goodies, and a whole tray for boss lady advisor. Everyone was thrilled! Boss lady seemed a bit overwhelmed. I have ALOT of cookies, so I really loaded everyone up.

I was only in today for a few hours, and then left after lunch to come home and start cleaning. there are few things more depressing that coming home from vacation to a messy house. Well…at least it’s LESS messy.

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fitness milestone achieved

Kev and I got a last session of hot monkey lovin’ before we get to pittsburgh and will have to be sneaky and quiet. Anyway, at one point Kev pushed back on one of my legs, and managed to get it ALMOST to the headboard - just another inch and I would have made it. Flexability is fun! AND OH THE POSSIBILITIES!

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holiday blogging

will happen. My parents have a decent computer and broadband, so I will be around. Also on Yahoo IM.

Kev and I are leaving at the butt crack of dawn tomorrow in order to get to pittsburgh by dinner time. It’s a 12 hour trip, including stops, and excluding traffic or funky weather. So far so good on the weather front - sunny and in the 40’s through WV and PA.

Already picked up plenty of drinks and snacks for the trip - because if you are drinking and/or eating, you are not falling asleep at the wheel. I always pack snacks for long trips.

We’ve got:

little bottles of apple juice and quaker breakfast bars for breakfast
A & W root beer (I swear to GOD, if someone says something like “you shouldn’t drink A & W because they are evil because they support the religious right/killing babies/NOT killing babies/war in Iraq/Dick Cheney’s ass lift surgery” I’m going to COME THROUGH THIS SCREEN AND CHOKE YOU TO DEATH!!!)

ahem…where was I?

Diet pepsi
water
2 kinds of pringles (white chedder and ranch)
ghardetti’s snack mix
twizzlers

a nicely rounded travel diet, right?

Safe travels everyone! Unless you’re staying where you are, in which case SCREW YOU!

update: Sadie had been snoozing in her crate, and completely missed the whole “drag the suitcases out of the closet” and packing clothes session. However, she did see me grab her travel bag and start filling up her travel food container. Now she knows we’re going somewhere. BUT NOT NOW!!! Stupid dog. Now she’s running around all hyper, tail wagging, eyes wide. “going on trip? now? NOW? TRIP? NOW??? FOOOOD??? GOING NOW??”

SETTLE YOUR ASS, DOG!!!

tis the season for work satisfaction

clicky here for music

I know that the NYC transit workers are going back to work, but I thought I’d remind everyone that they aren’t the ONLY ones who are unsatisfied with their work this time of year.

Elf’s lament

I’m a man of reason, and they say “’tis the season to be jolly”
But it’s folly when you volley for position

Never in existence has there been such a resistance
To ideas meant to free us
If you could see us, then you’d listen

Toiling through the ages, making toys on garnished wages
There’s no union
We’re only through when we outdo the competition

I make toys, but I’ve got aspirations
Make some noise
Use your imagination
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for
There’s a list for who’s been
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf

A full indentured servitude can reflect on one’s attitude
But that silly red hat just makes the fat man look outrageous

Absurd though it may seem, you know, I’ve heard there’s even been illegal doping
And though we’re coping, I just hope it’s not contagious

You try to start a movement, and you think you see improvement
But when thrown into the moment, we just don’t seem so courageous

I make toys, but I’ve got aspirations
Make some noise
Use your imagination
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for
There’s a list for who’s been
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf

You look at yourself
You’re an elf
And the shelf is just filled with disappointing memories
Trends come and go, and your friends wanna know why you aren’t just happy making
Crappy little gizmos
Every kid knows they’ll just throw this stuff away

We’re used to repetition, so we drew up a petition
We, the undersigned, feel undermined
Let’s redefine “employment”

We know that we’ve got leverage, so we’ll hand the fat man a beverage
And sit back while we attack the utter lack of our enjoyment

It may be tough to swallow, but our threats are far from hollow
He may thunder, but if he blunders, he may wonder where the toys went

I make toys, but I’ve got aspirations
Make some noise
Use your imagination
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for
There’s a list for who’s been
Naughty or nice, but consider the price
Naughty or nice, but consider the price
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf.