too funny

In light of our recent little addition to blogville, I thought this was HYSTERICAL!

I DON’T KNOWWHAT THE BIG DEAL ABOUT HAVINGA BABY IS

HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

rolling rolling rolling

I didn’t knit at all today. Instead I made turkey soup* and some crab dip for dinner and then played Katamari until my thumbs got sore.

Is that a bad thing? I might be addicted. I think the King of the Universe is a bit of a tool, though.

*Holy crap, you saved your [...]

Nog

ahhh….nog.

mmmmmm….with vanilla.

and

rummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

oh yeah.

nog.

************************************** I am a fucking badass

Did I mention that Kev taught me how to shoot over the weekend? We did some target practice behind his sister’s place.

Did I mention that I TOTALLY KICKED ASS even though it’s the first time I held anything more [...]

back

we’re back, exhausted, stuffed, fat, and generally happy. it was a fun trip.

can anyone here beat our black friday wake up time? 2:45 FUCKING AM. yeah. that was KEV’S idea, by the way. also, in 4 days I’ve been to 5 different wal-marts. ugh. But a good deal of christmas shopping for Kev [...]

First thing’s first

I have to say CONGRATULATIONS to E-Lo and Ryan, who gave birth to a little baby girl named Lyric on Tuesday. It was a long time coming, but I’m SURE it was worth it! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAYYY!!! Everyone go over there RIGHT NOW and offer congrats! COMPLY!

But now of course I’m going to be without [...]

Time to smile on tuesday

Some things keeping me entertained today: from BoingBoing:

Super Mario on the Marimba

Pat Robertson, Satanist

The Fatal Consequences of Masturbation

FSM Dildo Cozy

From Serra:

Yoda T-shirt

FOR MEEEE! (just came in today)

Beaker T-shirt

Special request

OK, this is a little late for thanksgiving stuff, but it is the holiday season. And [...]

Mondays

Ugh. It’s monday and I’m cranky. Because it’s monday. At least it’s a short week!

Because I’m cranky, I shall present:

COMMERCIALS THAT IRRITATE ME

I post them here, because Kev is sick of me bitching about them at home.

#1. The metrosexual cavemen geico commerical.

God, I hate this one. When it was [...]

getting the run-around

baby alpaca/silk blend from knit picks, slowly being made into a moss stitch scarf for my brother.

This morning I got up and worked out. Ugh. Because I was lazy and also because of a Stitch and Bitch I (finally!) attended on thursday, I worked out Friday, too. I hate working out two [...]

know the facts about SRI

So I just read something over at Ed and Sue’s site about a Sex Related Injury – hehehee…friction blister. nice going Ed!

And Sloth shared with us that she recently sprained an ankle during sex, though she refuses to go in to any detail, freeing us to wildly speculate. I’m thinking it involved a [...]

pics and pokes

Here is the chullo hat, pre-shrinking.

Yeah, you can see that it’s a little big. It’s better now. Maybe I’ll get a pic of that tonight.

I managed not to embarass myself last night at choir practice. Actually, I just stayed a little afterwards to go over with the director. He played [...]

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