In light of our recent little addition to blogville, I thought this was HYSTERICAL!
I DON’T KNOWWHAT THE BIG DEAL ABOUT HAVINGA BABY IS
HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
Monthly Archive for November, 2005
I didn’t knit at all today. Instead I made turkey soup* and some crab dip for dinner and then played Katamari until my thumbs got sore.
Is that a bad thing? I might be addicted. I think the King of the Universe is a bit of a tool, though.
*Holy crap, you saved your turkey bones, right? You didn’t just throw them out, DID YOU? That shit is LIQUID GOLD! I boiled mine all last night with carrots, celery, onions, garlic, peppercorns, bayleaf, rosemary, and some thyme. This morning I had a lovely golden stock waiting for me. And my condo smelled WONDERFUL! please oh PLEASE someone come up with a turkey stock scented candle!
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I hope Karma is a bitch and she shows up SOON!
Someone stole the second half of my roast beef sub last night. It was gone when I went for it at lunch.
BAAASTARDS!
I suspect the cleaning crew. Lots of people have stuff stolen, but the wrappers are never in the garbage. Lots of people are here late, and would notice a few undergrads sniffing around, but the cleaning crew is in REALY late.
I have half a mind to spike some leftovers with ex-lax.
a bunch of our post-doc’s frozen dinners have been stolen, too. This shit is getting expensive. My advisor has had enough - she’s requesting a lock. A REAL LOCK. Not one held on by sticky tape. BOLT THAT SHIT IN THERE!
ahhh….nog.
mmmmmm….with vanilla.
and
rummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
oh yeah.
nog.
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I am a fucking badass
Did I mention that Kev taught me how to shoot over the weekend? We did some target practice behind his sister’s place.
Did I mention that I TOTALLY KICKED ASS even though it’s the first time I held anything more deadly than a bb gun?
clicky to find out which ones are mine
There were fun metal targets to knock over, too. I liked shooting them down in a line
*ping!*
*ping!*
*ping!*
*pft!* grrrr…
*pft!* dammit!
*PING!*
THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!the rest of my thanksgiving adventure can be found here.fun fact: in the pic above of me and the gun, I’m wearing a mickey mouse fleece pullover. If I had my other hand on the bible and a soundtrack playing “america the beautiful” in the background, a thousand republicans would have creamed their pants just now.
*ping!*
*ping!*
*ping!*
*pft!* grrrr…
*pft!* dammit!
*PING!*
THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!the rest of my thanksgiving adventure can be found here.fun fact: in the pic above of me and the gun, I’m wearing a mickey mouse fleece pullover. If I had my other hand on the bible and a soundtrack playing “america the beautiful” in the background, a thousand republicans would have creamed their pants just now.
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embarassing story from thanksgiving #8
about an hour into the drive to Alabama last wednesday, I had 3 horrifying revelations in a row:
1. I forgot to pack pajamas
2. I forgot to pack socks
3. I forgot to pack UNDERWEAR!
seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me? That’s never happened to me before! I think I was trying to do too much stuff at once the night before.
So the first of the 5 trips to wal-mart happened on the drive over, where I purchased most everything I needed. I will wear cheap underwear, but I REFUSE to wear cheap bras. So yeah, I wore the same bra all weekend. EWWW!
So I know I shopped at an evil capitalist regime…but…
LOOK HOW CUTE THE FLANNEL PJ BOTTOMS ARE! PINKY STRIPEY SPARKLY!
note unpacked stuff in background
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side benefitsWe didn’t get a chance to sneak away by ourselves, so things have been very *ahem* hot since we got back. Lots of kissing and “i love you!” and all that mushy stuff.Nothing like looking but not touching (mostly) for four days to make the heart grow hornier! And I’m sure my neighbors were VERY aware that we had returned on Sunday.
side benefitsWe didn’t get a chance to sneak away by ourselves, so things have been very *ahem* hot since we got back. Lots of kissing and “i love you!” and all that mushy stuff.Nothing like looking but not touching (mostly) for four days to make the heart grow hornier! And I’m sure my neighbors were VERY aware that we had returned on Sunday.
nice.
Kev’s being very affectionate lately. And dropping interesting little hints here and there. Hmmm…my birthday is next week…
interesting, no?
we’re back, exhausted, stuffed, fat, and generally happy. it was a fun trip.
can anyone here beat our black friday wake up time? 2:45 FUCKING AM. yeah. that was KEV’S idea, by the way. also, in 4 days I’ve been to 5 different wal-marts. ugh. But a good deal of christmas shopping for Kev is DONE. Only one more special gift to get him - but that’s a surprise, isn’t it? 
Also picked up some goodies for me, a new dvd player (as my old one tends to just…stop…every once in a while, and target had them for $30! w00t!), new jeans, a pretty cami (not the blue, the bordeaux) and sweater (no link, but black. and sparkly) to wear for chrismas and possibly to go out for my birthday, blue pants with a few little sparklys on them (festive! that is me!) and Katamari damacy to play on Kev’s neglected PS2. I’m told it’s addictive. If I drop off the face of the earth for a few days, you’ll know why.
and lastly, I threw together a little holiday background cheer…hope it’s obvious what I was going for. if not…screw you, ebenezer scrooger.
I have to say CONGRATULATIONS to E-Lo and Ryan, who gave birth to a little baby girl named Lyric on Tuesday. It was a long time coming, but I’m SURE it was worth it! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAYYY!!! Everyone go over there RIGHT NOW and offer congrats! COMPLY!
But now of course I’m going to be without convenient internet access for the next few days, and I’ll miss any pic they post. WAH!
AND I just put in a very special order to yarnmarket…which may or may not have anything to do with Lyric’s arrival.
Next order of business
as I mentioned, I will be without convenient internet access over the Thanksgiving holiday. Kev’s sister and BIL have…dial up. I KNOW! Plus the kids are on it constantly, and it’s hard to kick them off. So everyone have a great turkey day. Unless you aren’t American and don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, in which case happy freaking late november and piss off!
Remember to please send in your favorite yummy holiday recipes to evilsciencechick (at) gmail (dot) com. I just posted my yummy cranberry, sausage, and apple stuffing recipe. mmmmm…SO GOOD! now I want YOUR RECIPES! HAM! GREEN BEANS! ARTICHOKE SOMETHING-OR-OTHERS! and most importantly, any recipe you have for…EGG NOG! Mmmmmmm….
I have an egg nog recipe:
1. buy carton of egg nog at store
2. pour in glass
3. add rum
4. more rum
5. drink
6. repeat
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!
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