How about whackin’ ‘em on the head with it?

We’re watching The Daily Show (possibly a repeat), and they’re talking about that STUPID “flushing the Koran” story…again!

Kev: who gives a rats ASS about this anymore?

Me: you know, the insurgents over there have tortured and beheaded plenty of americans. So I don’t care if they shove the Koran up a HOOKER’S ASS [...]

science, food, and sex

lab rant, ignore if not a yeast person

we are having the most annoying fucking problem in the lab. all of a sudden, some of our media plates are JUST NOT WORKING…for no apparent reason.

if you aren’t a yeast person, and you’re still reading this, let me explain breifly: we use agar plates [...]

lazy daze

Memorial Day dawns bright and…wait…no…not bright. no….what’s the word I’m looking for…

dismal. yeah, dismal. that’s it.

DAMMIT! It’s been beautiful, warm, and sunny for WEEKS! and this weekend has been rainy and cool. not condusive to our picnic plans.

Saturday was a laze around day, recovering from a loooong week.

Sunday we went [...]

Google Saturday

I am 4th in a google search for “science and boobs“.

4th for “come esta”

3rd for “condo association sucks”

aaaannnnd…#1 for “Dexters big penis”

awesome

This just in…

This message was just forwarded to everyone in our department. Hmmmm….interesting…..

Paid volunteers needed for eye tracking study Healthy volunteers are invited to participate in a research study examining hormones and attention to sexual stimuli. Participants will be asked to look at sexually explicit photos, including couples engaged in oral sex and intercourse, while [...]

HALLELUIAH!

HA! In your FACE, Jamie! You were WRONG!!!!

stupid cramps…but still…..

HALLELUIAH!

Ack! ya got me!

Dammit. I’ve been TAGGED! just when I thought I’d snuck under the radar….

1) What is the total number of books I’ve owned?

Oh sweet jeebus…are ya kidding me? I am a book WHOOOOORE! I’ve been a voracious reader since I was little. And sometimes I purged and took boxes and boxes to my [...]

Little bits of non-controversial no-rants

Sign on Ace Hardware store on Ponce:

“BEST SELECTION OF LEGAL HERBS IN ATLANTA”

***************** Sammich alert saw kelly ripa on letterman. good lord, she’s got a six pack between her boobies…what’s left of them. and that ain’t right. please, kelly, have a sammich.

****************** Whine alert I have a canker sore on the [...]

Dear President Asshat,

Yesterday, Congress voted to use federal money to fund stem cell research. It came after a long emotional debate, with testamony from patients who would benefit from such research. Testamony that moved many of your own cronies…I mean republicans, to BUCK the party line and vote in favor (Bravo, ladies and gentlemen…for a brief [...]

“bun???” “no…BUNDT! BUNDTTTTTT”

Important lesson learned yesterday: powdered sugar and birthday candles do not mix well…ESPECIALLY if you’re holding the cake while they’re being blown out. Ugh…what a mess!

NOT to toot my own horn…and when do I do that here, ever???, but I made the BEST DAMN CAKE EVER for someone’s birthday yesterday. (we’re a girl [...]

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