Monthly Archive for May, 2005

How about whackin’ ‘em on the head with it?

We’re watching The Daily Show (possibly a repeat), and they’re talking about that STUPID “flushing the Koran” story…again!

Kev: who gives a rats ASS about this anymore?

Me: you know, the insurgents over there have tortured and beheaded plenty of americans. So I don’t care if they shove the Koran up a HOOKER’S ASS and THEN LIGHT IT ON FIRE!!!

(no offense to hookers)

I am so sick of hearing about this story. Yeah, Newsweek screwed up and didn’t check their source as well as they should. But gee…didn’t the Bush administration start a FUCKING WAR because oh well, gee golly, we were misinformed about WMDs…whoops! our bad!

And, even if they were flushing Korans on a daily basis…seriously, do you think terrorists haven’t burned Bibles? American flags? ACTUAL PEOPLE? THESE ARE PEOPLE THAT STONE THEIR WOMEN WHO ACCENDENTALLY SHOW ANKLE! I don’t really care anymore WHAT they did at that so-called ‘detainment’ center. Flushing the Koran seems pretty mild compared to what I’D like to do to some of those people!

(and I’m NOT talking about all muslims, so don’t be getting all indignant on me. I’m talking about cold-blooded, overly religious, self-righteous, over-zealous assholes. And I feel the same way about certain Americans, too! So SAVE IT, BUDDY!)

science, food, and sex

lab rant, ignore if not a yeast person

we are having the most annoying fucking problem in the lab. all of a sudden, some of our media plates are JUST NOT WORKING…for no apparent reason.

if you aren’t a yeast person, and you’re still reading this, let me explain breifly: we use agar plates to grow little yeasty colonies on. we have to add food and nutrients so the yeasties are nice and happy, and by manipulating what nutrients we add to the plates, we can choose which yeasties will grow, and which won’t. so if you’re only looking to grow yeast that have undergone some mutational rearrangement, or have inserted the little pieces of DNA you tortured the cells into taking up, then you can leave out certain required amino acids, according to what you’re looking for. so, for example, if your yeast normally absolutely requires lysine to grow, but you’ve “transformed,” or forced the yeast to take in a piece of DNA, and that DNA has a gene on it that allows your little yeasties to grow WITHOUT lysine, then you can select for the right cells, those that have accepted your DNA, by putting the cells on media plates that lack lysine. we do this by making “drop out” mixes - amino acid mixes that contain ALL but one (or more) amino acids. So, for example, SD-lys = synthetic media containing dextrose and lacking lysine.

SO, anyway, for some odd reason…certain plates just aren’t working for us anymore. if we plate a HUGE AMOUNT of cells on them, so that you get a complete “lawn” of yeast, they will grow. but as soon as you dilute the cells, and plate so that normally you would get individual colonies…nothing. zip. nada.

this is FUCKING ANNOYING, since some of our plates work fine (our -lys plates) but other plates…pbbbth! (SD-histidine, and some others). but these plates are made the same way! just different drop out mixes. and making NEW drop out mixes doesn’t help.

fuuuuuuck!

our lab goddess thinks it’s our water filter, but I’m doubtful. if it were, ALL our plates would be affected, not just the SD-his.

so I did a HUGE experiment last week, on around 130 plates…and nothing grew on the SD-histidine. WHAT A WASTE! and it’s sporadic…so the next time it might work…and it might not. which means I could be repeating the experiment over and over again, with crappy results. this is driving us insane, and not helping lab moral AT ALL!!!!

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food alert! food alert!

tonight for dinner:

grilled salmon fillet marinated in soy sauce, sesame oil, wasabe powder, green onions
teriaki noodles (from a lipton package - I take shortcuts occasionally!)
steamed sugar snap peas with a soy sauce, sesame oil, and sesame seed dressing

oh, and STRONG margaritas! it’s a cross cultural extravaganza! god, I’m drunk!

mmmmm…happy tuesday!

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if you’ve made it this far….

Kev worked a looooooong day…but…as soon as he lies down in bed….no sleep for him!

I am JUMPING ON TOP OF HIM AND RIDING HIM LIKE A BULL!!!!

(ESC gets horny when frustrated at work)

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just one more thing, ma’am…

knitting pics are up! click on the flickr link on my sidebar.

lazy daze

Memorial Day dawns bright and…wait…no…not bright. no….what’s the word I’m looking for…

dismal. yeah, dismal. that’s it.

DAMMIT! It’s been beautiful, warm, and sunny for WEEKS! and this weekend has been rainy and cool. not condusive to our picnic plans.

Saturday was a laze around day, recovering from a loooong week.

Sunday we went to a Chinese buffet (mmmm…crab rangooooooons….) and then FINALLY got to see Revenge of the Sith.

(OK, in the first movie, Padme kind of kicked ass. she was a princess with attitude. This movie she wasn’t capable of doing much more than growing more pregnant by the minute, and throwing her arms around Anakin’s neck and saying ‘Oh Ani, I’m so frightened!” WTF?)

I’ve spent a good deal of the weekend trying to convince Kev that even though I’m on my period, with the Insteads, we can STILL HAVE SEX! We’re usually both pretty tired during the week, and weekends we play catch up! PLEASE FUCK ME, BABY! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY!!!

But the Insteads freak him out a bit. I think he muttered something about a “dixie cup” being up there. DAMMIT!

This morning I decided things had cleared up enough to take it out and commence with the loving. Mmmmm…FINALLY! A nice, relaxing, spoon position…mmmmm..

Today, instead of our romatic picnic at the park, we went shopping. Kev still had to use the $120 allowance he gets for khakis for work. He had the choice of one or two REALLY nice pairs of khakis…or LOTS OF CHEAP khakis. What do you think he decided?

Yeah, we went to wal-mart. I think he got 8 pairs of khakis and a pair of jeans, some underwear, and socks, all for $140. He’s been GLOWING since we got home. Kev loves a good bargain…as do I - I bought some panties and yarn for knitting - hooray!

And how has the knitting been going, ESC?

wellll….I haven’t been doing it as much as I should. I FINALLY finished the knit case for my two epi pens. i have to carry two around, and I was sick of them knocking around loose in my purse. My skills are still pretty basic, and I haven’t taken on anything overly complicated yet. I did do a bang up job on the head kerchief in Stitch and Bitch (pictures of both coming soon, probably on flickr, so keep checking). But I wanted to try something more…

I thougt I’d try a pattern that SEEMED simple for a purse I found online. Until I read closer. Slip stitch? What the fuck is a slip stitch. THAT was not in Stitch and Bitch. Fortunately, Aimee was online, and walked me through it. Aimee, if you don’t find a job soon, you can start a sewing and knitting crisis call line.

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living with boys is gross

kev was just getting out of the shower last night, and I was at the sink, washing my face with my noxema face cream. With it all over my face, I looked at him in the mirror and grinned. He grinned back.

Kev: BUKKAKE!!!

Me:….

Kev: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

Me: ….

Kev: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

Me: I am SO BLOGGING THIS!

Kev: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Boys are gross.

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tonight on the INDOOR grill….

Grilled top sirloin steak

Grilled corn on the cob

potato salad

cole slaw

watermelon

margaritas!

Google Saturday

I am 4th in a google search for “science and boobs“.

4th for “come esta”

3rd for “condo association sucks”

aaaannnnd…#1 for “Dexters big penis”

awesome

This just in…

This message was just forwarded to everyone in our department. Hmmmm….interesting…..

Paid volunteers needed for eye tracking study

Healthy volunteers are invited to participate in a research study examining hormones and attention to sexual stimuli. Participants will be asked to look at sexually explicit photos, including couples engaged in oral sex and intercourse, while a computer records eye movements and attention. Monetary compensation is provided for time spent participating in the study. The anticipated time commitment for participation is: an initial short paper screening, and three approximately one-hour long eye-tracking sessions. If you are a healthy heterosexual male or female between the ages 23 and 35 years of age you are a potentially eligible for this study. If you would like more information about this study, please call ********* at (***) ***-****, at the **************** Department of Psychology. We are beginning volunteer recruitment now and will begin testing later in May.

Money….for watching porn….

gee, am I up to that task? BWAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!