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a FABULOUS and hot italian widow

This was one of the two dresses I bought on Sunday, and the one I wore today.  YOU GUYS!  THIS DRESS!  IS SO COMFORTABLE!!!  I demand that everyone go buy it and wear it and be comfy yet sexy all day.  I didn’t even wear any additional underdoohickies to smooth things out - it was so freeing! And normally it wouldn’t even be something I would even try on, especially as it’s all black, and women with my complexion tend to look like an old italian widow in black.  BUT I was inspired to try it on after I stole it from some bitch’s clothes pile after she yelled at me for stealing her dressing room.* More »« Less

working late

My yogurty exile is over, so all the boys can come back to the blog now.  though I think the header will stay up for a bit.  Because it makes me laugh.  And because I can’t think of a better one at the moment. More »« Less

mugged!

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what just happened?  did the week just blur by me?  I’m not sure.  It says in my archives that I haven’t blogged since monday, but that CAN’T be true, because normally, you can’t shut me up with a tire iron.  But yeah…no blogging. More »« Less

memed kicking and screaming

work!  so how is work going, ESC?

WELL!  work is going just fine, thanks for asking!  Umm…OK, so things can get a little boring.  REALLY boring, actually.  Especially when both managers are gone on vacation, and only a couple people in the department realize that they can give us stuff to do.  Anything.  Just give us anything to do.  IT’S ALLOWED.  IT’S WHY WE’RE HERE!  One woman had us go through some files and toss out old stuff, and was so GRATEFUL that she brought us bagels and cream cheese this morning.  Thanks!  Unneccesary, but thanks!  It got so boring yesterday that we actually played hangman.  HANGMAN!  This is not 6th grade study hall! More »« Less