the debate

there is a debate in our relationship that is every bit as fevered and contentious as any tv political debate.

The Banana Sandwich.

On the basics, we agree.  The bread should be toasted.  The banana should be cut in half, and then each half cut lengthwise, and arranged in a single layer on the [...]

greek love

yesterday, Kev and I went to see “300,” which had finally arrived in the cheapie $1 theater. I can’t remember what kind of reviews it got, but we both came away very satisfied with the movie. Kev with the massive bloody battles and gratuitous boobie shots, and me with the constant display of bulging [...]

pardon moi’?

on the top 10 list of things you never want to hear from you gynocologist

“OK, go ahead and scoooooch forward for me…a little more…OK then…”

*cranks down step platform so she can get a good look at my kitty.* screeeeeeeech

“huh. I think we need some WD-40 down here.”

“…exCUSE me????”

“what? oh, [...]

Wii-ful

So yesterday I decided to go ahead and start harassing best buys around atlanta about their Wii stock status. I called the one closest, and of course, they had none in stock. Our best buy kind of sucks. Anyway, I called the one in ghetto Buckhead, and they were MUCH more helpful. They didn’t [...]

lolsadie

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!

oh lordy, it’s SHERMAN! HE COME BACK FOR US!

Nothing like waking up to the smell of your state on fire. My condo smells. It’s coated the inside of my mouth and nose. Even with the windows now closed and the AC on.

Yuck.

pigs don’t sweat

Have I mentioned that my mother is coming to visit in a couple weeks? Yes?

no?

OK, by the way, my mom is coming to visit the first week in June. Which has thrown me into panic cleaning mode above and beyond what my normal cleaning-because-my-mom-is-visiting mode, because the condo is above and beyond [...]

baaaaacon!

Julie: damn, I am in trouble. I figured I would swing by the Container Store tomorrow to get some hangers and some stuff for my trip. So I went onto their website. Now I want everything!

ESC: ooooo…addictive

ESC: storage solutions!

ESC: for problems you didn’t know you had!

Julie: exactly. Or problems I [...]

biscuit dog hates you

fun with my fingers

Those with dirtier minds will be disappointed with this post.

My sweet mary janes. Made with sugar and cream cotton yarn – perfect for wearing around the house in the summer. They did turn out a bit big, even with me tweaking the pattern – does anyone know if sugar [...]

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