Monthly Archive for April, 2007

may be unsuitable

Saw Zodiac at the cheapie theater on saturday (DATE NIGHT!). We both really liked it, though it amused me to no end how pissed some people in the theater got at the ending. Like, what do you MEAN they never really caught the guy? what a crap ending?

People, it’s a true story. Did you not see ANY of the press when this movie came out? There is no satisfying ending.

What pissed ME off was the INEVITABLE small children with their parents in the theater. HELLOOOO? This is NOT a kids movie! There are a couple very graphic murder scenes! Also, it’s just not a kids movie! Lots of talking and frantic running around! No cartoon robots or car chases or corny catch phrases.

But it never fails, there are always people there with their gaggle of kids at the very kid-inappropriate movie, always at this specific theater. I would call them white trash, but they’re never white. Is there an equivalent phrase for those of hispanic ancestry? There must be, and it’s probably very offensive but HEY, I CALLS ‘EM LIKES I SEES ‘EM! OK? STOP BRINGING YOUR BRATTY 6 AND 7 YEAR OLDS TO R RATED MOVIES, OK? IT’S NOT RIGHT!  TAKE THEM TO SEE THE ANIMATED MOVIE NEXT DOOR, IT MAY BE BORING FOR YOU BUT HEY, YOU’RE THE ONE WITH 3 KIDS!!!  ACT LIKE A PARENT!

this chick knows how to party

after insanely strong margaritas…I’m in the living room, Kev’s in the spare bedroom, blowing up nazis…

ESC: KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIN!

Kev: yes?

ESC: KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIN!!!!

Kev: hehehe…what???

ESC: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOU!

Kev: I don’t know what I’m going to do with you…

ESC: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!

Kev: hehehehehe

ESC: Oh! I TOTALLY know what we should do!!!!

Kev: oh REALLY?

ESC: DRUNK SCRABBLE!!!!

Kev: …

hurried curry

Unpaid product endorsement: Curry Simple.  The massaman sauce is AWESOME.

cookies and lube

God, I *heart* John Jon Stewart. Jiffy Law! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

*ahem*

Yeah, so I got the call from my mom:

Mom: uhhhh…ok…soo….

ESC: so tell me EXACTLY what happened, from the beginning.

Mom: I put in the CD, and it said “do you want to import into iTunes, and I said yes…

apparently, Mom didn’t take notes when I showed her how to use iTunes. I’m expecting another call from her in a half hour, when she then tries to move tracks onto her iPod.

also of note today: I got cookies from my church! I don’t know why! but hey! homemade cookies, and a sticker that says “great work.” I’m not complaining.

does YOUR church send you cookies? huh?

no?

just…kool aid?

uhhhh…OK, maybe you need to rethink your spirituality.

on the other end of the mail spectrum, but no less exciting, I got an envelope from what looked like a chemical company, informing me that the “free sample you requested” had arrived.

Uhhh..what?

Ahhhh…yes! My free sample! Of Astroglide warming liquid! Awesome!

did you get yours yet? in fact, did anyone else in the WHOLE WORLD get cookies and lube ON THE SAME DAY??? EVER???

I am the luckiest girl alive.

baaaaaaaaaaaa!

C’mon fluffy, chase the ball!  CHASE THE BALL!