February « 2007 « Evilsciencechick

cleaning up the spooge

Well, that was fun. As usual, my regular readers “got it,” and one or two got all snippy on me. Oh well.

The whole point was that, while yes, we have lots of sexual freedom, we can choose to HAVE fetish…but we can also choose to not have that fetish. We don’t have to [...]

ellen de-eukalyptis

lesbian koalas!!!

no, eric idle. not sacred

cum. jizz. spunk. baby-makers. primordial ooze.

Whatever you call it, it’s just ejaculated sperm. And guys…are OBSESSED WITH IT!

Why??

Really, I’m asking. Why? It’s a teaspoon of goopy stuff coming out of your dick. Now granted, I know the feeling going along with it is just great. Orgasm is great. Who doesn’t like [...]

whirlwind symptoms

I feel like I got hit by a truck! I just had a 2 week cold in 3 days. From the throat to the sinuses to the chest, BAM BAM BAM!

So either the zycam WORKED (thank-you-very-much, you DOUBTERS of the magic of zinc), or my germs are getting MUCH more efficient. Either way, [...]

can I get a “whut whuuut”?

My first attempt at the Magic Loop technique:

looking mighty good, if I do say so myself. I am LOVING this technique! BIG LOVE to Julie for giving me the instruction booklet for my birfday! It’s taken me this long to get back into the sock love.

But OH MY GOD, I [...]

smells like what now?

Cooking instructions on the back of a package of shirataki noodles:

Drain water and parboil for 2-3 minutes before use to reduce the authentic aroma of Shirataki

reduce????

weekend update

Friday: moe’s nachos

Saturday: much sleeping and sexing it up. Borat at the cheapie theaters, then hot dog and churros at Costco. Borat kind of sucked.

Sunday: church, and then to the trendy fancy yarn store to purchase very long circular needles so I can try out the magic loop technique with my next [...]