Did I say that we were actually going to do more work on sunday? Because what I SHOULD have said was “on sunday, we’re going to lay around the house, moaning about back and leg pain.” because that’s exactly what we did. The only productive thing I did was make a cake for someone’s birthday in the lab for today. Mmmmm…cake!
We did watch a few entertaining hours of Ted Nugent’s reality show, where he takes a bunch of city sissies and makes them shoot guns and kill animals. I particularly like the numerous breakdowns the annoying vegan animal rights activists kept having, where she tearfully asked the cameras how she could possibly deal with everyone around her killing and eating precious precious animals, and how she’s the only one who cares about animals, and it’s like SLAVERY because no one cares but her.
1. It’s Ted Nugent. What did you think you’d be doing, weaving baskets? Of course you’re going to be killing things.
2. there is a difference between caring about animals, and respecting them. just because you kill and eat an animal, doesn’t mean you don’t have respect for them. If your places were reversed, that chicken would have eaten you in a heartbeat.
Whiney people on shows are so entertaining. SUCK IT, BITCH!
And then the gay guy won (this is what I like about this show - instant gratification. not some long, tedious, 8 week elimination process. nope - quick eliminations, you know who wins by the end of the two hours. THANK YOU!), and showed his appreciation by giving Ted a big bear hug. I was rooting for a sloppy wet kiss, as Nug had previously expressed his lack of support for that kind of “lifestyle.” But he kept it clean. damn.
it’s amazing where people reach their “line.” even die hard libertarian “keep your rules off my land, tell the government to suck it, fucking USA home of the FREE, MOTHERFUCKERS!” have their limits. “Freedom for everything…uhhh…except for gays. that shit ain’t normal.” yeah, uh huh. whatever, Nug. go kill a wild boar, or something.
Tonight instead of doing more work at home, we’ll probably go BACK to Ikea to pick up the flooring - hooray! And it will cost much money. booooo. everyone wants money from me lately. Julie and Aimee want me to come to NY in July. Fun! But…flights are $214. Can I afford that??? I DON’T KNOW! PROBABLY NOT! But it may be the closest I get to having a bachellorette party, with my bridesmaids out of state or in a state of extreme mommyhood. Really, I just want to go there to drink and buy knock off designer purses.
Somehow, I must come up with money. Maybe I can start working the streets. Hey baby…wanna date? Wait, are you a cop?
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I like Nugent’s reality show. Not surprised about the attitude on gays but it could be something he used to help create drama.
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Uh huh. Yeah, that’s a big reason I am not a libertarian, the hypocrisy. Oh, and the stated National platform of completely dismantling the military.
Oh, and the complete deregulation of the stock market. Enron, anyone? October 1929?
Oh,, and …
I have used stripper shoes if you need them…
Go on the trip, you’ll have fun!!
IT DOES NOT REMEMBER MY DETAILS!!
*ahem*
I love Nug, mostly.
$214 is butt ass cheap. Take it while you can!
it SHOULD as long as you don’t have your browser set to clear your cache every time.
I think I might take it. I think.
I’ve seen that show and it was hysterical. Like you said: It’s Ted Nugent!. What do you expect? Sensitivity?
You need a good scam to raise money to go to NY. Like creating a “genetically enhanced strain of herbs that will increase sexual potency in men”. Promise guys you have something they can take to keep their dicks hard and you’ll have the cash in no time. Send them a mixture of italian seasonings and tell them to sprinkle it on their pasta. I bet you’d make a fortune!
It doesn’t remember me either.
Come on, $214 in airfare and I will take you to the place where the beer comes in styrofoam cups. How’s that for a tourist attraction, huh? HUH?