last night, during some very pleasant activities.

Kev: I can really tell that going to Curves is having an effect.

Me: Oh? how.

Kev: heehee…because now I can really lift up and push back your legs. look, almost to your ears!

Me: ow. not THAT far.

Kev: almost! plays around with how flexible my legs are now

Me: ow. stop it. That would be the best testimonial ever! I should write a letter. Hehehe…”dear Curves…”

Kev: hehehehe…”thank you for helping me get so flexible. my boyfriend is so happy with all the good sex we’re having”

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Yeah, they’ll hang THAT one on the wall.