when the universe conspires against you

So healthwise, things are looking up here. I am still stuffy headachey, but the zombie feeling has left – you know, where you wander around in a fog of oxygen deprivation, throbbing sinuses, and various cold medications? What fun. I freaked the fuck out of a bunch of people at Target on Saturday. That [...]

proof!

in my previous post, I mentioned that I was going to start a difficult sock pattern WHILE STILL SICK AND DELIRIOUS! AM I NUTS???

no. apparently, I knit best while under the influence of cold medication.

I [...]

keeps getting better

Kev and I just keep exchanging germs…SOMEHOW (can’t even imagine how)…and these past few days have been my turn. For those of you keeping score at home, this is week 3 of either one of us being sick at any given time. And it is the worst. Earlier in the week, Kev’s sinuses revolted [...]

melancholy

I haz it.

the monkeys of retail

I am off to bitch out some poor bed bath and beyond employee. Because my mother made a very nice gesture – to finish buying the set of our nice dishes from our registry. BB&B was having a special would price match a Macy’s sale on an 8 place setting set of Mikasa’s dishes, [...]

Sadie will make it all better

I have switched off CNN in favor of South Park because I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE! I JUST WANT A CANDIDATE! I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF I CARE WHO ANYMORE! I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO WIN SO THE DEMOCRATS WILL STOP IMPLODING!

OK then.

continuing the grossness of doom on this blog, here [...]

equal opportunity disgusting

Kev and I are both feeling the effects of the INTENSE POLLEN COUNT here in atlanta, so today we decided to be all holistic and natural and do the neti pot. Although instead of using it the right way, he just uses it as a place to mix the salt water up, and then [...]

OMG!

I would have to go out in a blaze before I let them take me then…BECAUSE I COULD NEVER SURVIVE! via postsecret

the deep waxy canal of love

last night I performed my wifely duties in helping Kev remove the waxy build up in his ears. Now he has no excuse about how he can’t hear me when I screech at him from the next room about WHY HE DIDN’T TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT OMG CAN YOU NOT SMELL THIS IN HERE????

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emerging

Oh geez. For everyone giggling about the colander pic in the previous post? Just stop. It was a warm day, and I was wearing grey jerzee shorts and and black Tshirt. What you can see there is my gloriously pale legs…and that’s it. So if you want to oogle my legs, be my guest.

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