Checklist:
1. mom’s birthday gifts – check…sort of
- socks are not done, but will finish them during my visit
- bottle of perfume (ok, toilet water. but isn’t that a DISGUSTING name? perfume is so much nicer) from Anthropologie’
- comfy blue nautica pjs from Macys
2. tasty snacks and beverages for [...]
sweet, full of dairy…and with a spoon in them.
I needed a caffeine fix to get my ass in gear because I have too much shit to do for my trip and I’m still stuck watching TV, eating pudding, and drooling slightly. BRAIN! WAKE UP, BRAIN!
OK, that’s better. Time to put on a [...]
Now I’m wishing I had looked at Nokia before I got my LGX8700 LG vx8600…hmmmm…
t-minus two days before I leave for pittsburgh (alone. ALONE! I hate Kev’s boss. I would go into detail, but don’t want Kev to get Dooced by association) and I am in frantic mode. Cleaning and shopping (hey, I don’t have a gift for my mom yet! and I’m not going to get these [...]
eeeeeh! eeeeh! nooooo! eeeeeeeeeh
problem: I crave food at night. Sweets AND salty. This often leads to the consuming of a whole bag of chips or the baking of a sheet of brownies. This is not good.
solution: in all honesty, I’m going to crave what I crave. So let’s stock up things that will satisfy those [...]
The counterpart to lolcats – “I shit all over the fucking floor again“
Yes, you. The person who parked in a handicap space at Costco, rolled down your front windows about halfway, and then went shopping and left your little dogs inside. In 90+ degree heat.
A firetruck had to come, you know. They broke into your car and opened up the doors to let some [...]
Remember when we used to give each other severed rodent legs dyed in festive, bright colors and stuck on the end of a keychain, and said it was supposed to be for good luck?
What was up with that?
OK, I am dying of curiosity here. I’m getting a bunch of hits from a particular thread on a forum called thebatgirls. I THINK this link is to a post from a little over a year ago that was, to my mind, a nothing of interest post. About our washing machine and a sock. [...]
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