In honor of “talk like a pirate day”
****now updated with picture goodness..err…ARRRR!****
arrrrrs and ahoys
arrrrr…the Steelers lost, cursed be the land of the swamp gators
arrrr…I broke one of me fancy nails on a can opener last night. hurt like fuck
arrrrr…me cells weren’t ready to spin down this morning, I could have slept in
arrrr…the sandwich shop was out of pickles, SCURVY KNAVES!
arrrrr…I am now afeared of diet coke
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ahoy! me cabinets (oops! sorry!) are almost done!
ahoy! me hair color be looking FABULOUS!
ahoy! I spent the morning doing wedding tasks and such
ahoy! we now have limo service for the wedding…uhh…arrrr!!!
ahoy! I drank sweet tea instead, the sweetness tis makin’ me drunk
ahoy! I’m going to make a pirate hat for halloween, help me decide which colors
AHOY! I got my nails filled in, and a little length cut off - now I can type somewhat normally! Here is a pic. With gratuitous gemstone view. It’s hard to see, but the nail tips are silvery.
While I was there, I decided to go for the eyebrow wax. I didn’t have furry man-brows, or anything, but I wanted to clean up the edges, and I’ve never had them waxed before.
YEEOUCH! The little vietnamese woman kept laughing at me. Sadistic bitch.
Arrrr…me eyebrows are on FIRE!
Don’t mind me, I’m just STARING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR SOUL!!!
grace on 
PandoraWilde on 
Ken on 
Seth on 
grace (46 comments)
Knit Witch (41 comments)
Julie (26 comments)
Janice in GA (26 comments)
Arrrr, ye’re a wicked wench, ye are! Knit like a Pirate, indeed!!
Yikes. Glad you are making headway. I mean… YARRRR…
A cute lass you arrrrr, says I.
Arrrrrr… dammit I was drinking my Breakfast Diet Coke while I read that!
Ahoy! Love the nails and hair color! Ye be a fine lookin’ wench, ta be sure there.
such…gorgeous…eyes
Once you’re done with my soul, I would like it back please.
I’m tellin’ you, other things are going to kill you long before the Diet Coke. Savvy?
Love the hair and the eyebrows. Very sexy. It must have been worth the pain to look so hot.
Arr, would ye have any brown eyed wench friends that I might ravish in a futile attempt at psychological surrogacy?
I mean, arrr, you have eyes t’would set a thousand frigates to sea, yarr.
when i get my brows done, and i do at least once every two months, they are red and swollen for at least 4 hours afterward. matt likes it because he can laugh at me
Arrrrr… what lovely wench you be!
er…yarr.
Quit the starin’ into me cold, dead soul.
Arr! let’s swill a quart of reagent-grade rum and climb them thar slimy shrouds while wearin’ half a dozen loaded firearms with no safeties! Avast and take care what yer doin’ with that linstock matey! On second thought I be so friggin’ bored it might be interestin’…Arr..Arr…ooh!…Arr