one week to go. here are more things to check off my list
1. reception centerpieces.
I had to make another Michael’s run, but they’re done!
a closeup of one
you can’t really see, but nestled in the middle is a glass votive candle holder.
2. necklace for wedding.
Nanner said she’d [...]
…sent to Jen. I’m glad your mom is finally at peace. I am so very very sorry for your loss.
One robotic dog for the future nephew.
One 2GB iPod Nano for my father.
An 8×10 frame, a mother-of-pearl butterfly ring*, and a sopranos DVD* for the future MiL
An 8×10 frame, a small Coach purse wristlet, and a “coin pearl” necklace with matching earrings for my mother.
*previously purchased
Bridesmaids are already taken [...]
Dude…Serra has SO MUCH SOAP AVAILABLE! WHY HAVE YOU NOT BOUGHT ANY YET!
Get on it, beeyotch!
One of the nightmares I’ve been having lately is that it’s our wedding day, and we’ve forgotten EVERYTHING. The candles aren’t lit. My dress is wrinkled. No one knows where they’re supposed to be. And WORST of all, we forgot to get a marriage license!!! NO WEDDING WITHOUT THE LICENSE!!!
This morning, I dragged [...]
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men.
click on “download the mp3″ to hear it. totally worth it.
AAAAARGH! PvuI? who the fuck uses PvuI? NO ONE, THAT’S WHO! STUPID NEB FREEZER! Normal people need PvuII. DO YOU HEAR THAT, NEB? YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MINDS! FUCKING PVUI???? NO! BAD STOCK FREEZER! BAD! I hate you.
two words I have never heard put together until today:
“ukulele virtuoso”
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the kindness of strangers
at home depot:
ESC: excuse me, what amp err…level is this wiring?
HomeDepotGuy: 15
ESC: KEV! 15!
Kev: see if they have 20
ESC: do you have 20?
HomeDepotGuy: probably…give me a minute
Kev: I THINK I [...]
Kev gets himself a bowl of cereal to snack on and walks into the living room and goes to sit on the couch next to me
ESC: goddammit.
Kev: what?
ESC: just…nothing…godDAMIT!
Kev: *getting upset now* what? what did I do?
ESC: it’s just…
Kev: ???
ESC: OK, you are in that other bedroom [...]
Via BoingBoing, I found this post, which pissed me off to no end. It’s weird, though, considering how “red” my state is, I had no trouble getting PlanB, which I’m assuming is the same thing as EC.
Then from the comments in that post, I found this post about a safe herbal method to [...]
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