I am deliriously happy. From Slashfood, I found out that all the clips from the muppet show featuring the Swedish Chef have been compiled in one site.
I weep for joy.
I seem to have a hard time getting the ball rolling for writing. This is how my morning schedule seems to go:
stop at lab, make coffee
arrive at library
set up laptop
turn on and connect
check email
open paper in word
check blog for comments
read over what I wrote yesterday for my paper
respond to comments
make a few grammer corrections, fill out a sentence or two
check for new comments
write a bit
email Julie
pubmed search old paper
write a bit
open bloglines
write a bit
pubmed search old paper
find a new paper, download pdf and skim for importance, will print and read later
check email, respond to Julie
write a bit
pubmed search, find another new paper
shit, it’s in a “methods in _____” book. bitch quietly about how “methods in” book should not be listed with journals, as is not TRUE journal, and can’t be accessed online.
ignore fact that i am in library and can probably find it in stacks if I apply myself
sip cold coffee
read more blogs
write
email julie
write
skim old paper
write
email Julie
write
write write write write write…I’M IN THE ZONE, BABY!
write write write write…lunchtime. back out of the zone from hunger pangs.
back to the lab
cultures are contaminated
attempt to print out new papers, error, won’t print
*sigh*
blog
LOL. thats great. That sounds just like me when I have a paper to write.
I have a hard time STARTING, but once I get INTO it, nothing is gonna stop me.
At least not until I’m nearly done. Then I get all giddy, and distracted again.
I once wrote a FANTASTIC paper about the digestive tract, begining to end, in less than an hour! Mastication to defacation in LESS THAN AN HOUR!
Blogging is just perfect for us procrastinators, isn’t it?
At least your day does’nt include how to get smooshed laffy taffy out of your five year old’s hair.
I’m with you on the coffee though…
OMG, the Swedis Chef all in one place! Did I tell you how much I LOOOOOVE you! I’d hug you and shower you with expensive gifts if I could (afford it, that is).
Writing, blogging, and emailing Julie: what else do you need in the morning?
I loves me some Swedish Chef
and the rest of the Muppets.
This bitching out brought to you by the letters M and Z and the number of days left until your deadline for that paper…
GET BUSY, QUIT PUTZING AROUND AND WRITE THE DAMNED THING ALREADY!
/end bitching out.
mmmmmmmmm mork mork mork mork!!!
You have so made my life worth living again by supplying this link.
Thank you.

I played one of the Swedish Chef clips at about 11 pm last night while the Wife was asleep in the chair. As soon as he started singing she woke up laughing her ass off. Thanks for making the Wife happy!
Oh, you haven’t, by any chance, found Beaker anywhere, have you? I love him too.
The Swedish Chef sent me to bed last night with a smile on my face. OMG Ilove the Muppets.
Don’t forget that when you’re back at the lab lamenting the contaminated cultures, you’re still emailing me.
Now we need to find a site that is all Sam the Bald Eagle. I loved him when I was a kid.
You’re such a liar–that wasn’t your whole day.
You emailed me a couple times too. Sha.
I was all excited recently when I discovered there was an actual Muppets WordPress theme; then realized I didn’t like how it looked. Poo. (And I’m not enough of a geek to make one on my own.)
However, I did find a muppets ringer for my cell phone (the theme song for the whole show… ain’t it cheery?), which made me very happy.
I am easily amused.