Dear MySpace user,

No one, and I mean NO ONE, wants to hear your crappy taste in music when they click on your site. It’s fucking annoying.

Stop it. Now.

I SAID NOW!

Thank you.

6 Responses to “Dear MySpace user,”


  • I hate MySpace.

    The only thing they’re good for is when a band whose music you actually want to hear has a MySpace blog - then they can be useful for listening to new tracks and stuff.

    Otherwise I avoid any MySpace blogs like the plague.

  • I have a Myspace account because it’s easy to interact with all of my friends who are also MySpace users.

    As for music, well, some people like it, others don’t. I guess we know which camp you fall into.

  • Nothing worse than crappy music! As if there isn’t enough of it on the radio, now we have to put up with it on the web too? Is there no escape?

  • I don’t care if people link to music on their blog or myspace page. What pisses me off are the people who have it set to play automatically. MySpace is extra irritating, because most pages are so fucking disorganized, when the awful music starts playing, it take 5 fucking minutes just to find the player controls and pause.

    Easier to just CLOSE WINDOW! Sorry! Not interested in your crappy music or that the person you’d most like to meet is Kurt Cobain, because he’s, like, totally deep and his music is totally awesome! Were you even BORN when he died???

    damn kids.

  • My friend has Incubus’s “Megalomaniac” as her MySpace song. I love that song, so I just keep refreshing her page while surfing. Ha!

  • Oh and that “Who Said It? Ann Coulter or Adolph Hitler?” I got 11 out of 14. I’m not sure what is scarier, Ann Coulter, or the fact I got 11 out of 14 right.

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