Tonight Kev and I dined at Moe’s. Yes, it’s only glamourous nights out for us. First we looked at wedding bands, but that’s another blog.
Anyway, we ate at Moe’s, and before we left, I had to make a quick pit stop. The ladies room only had two stalls - regular and handicap. The regular was occupied, so I peeked in the handicap just as the woman in the regular stall came out. The handicap stall was a mess - toilet paper EVERYWHERE. “what the heck happened in there?” I said outloud. “I don’t know - it’s crazy!” said woman coming out of regular stall, as she walked over to the sink. We both had a little chuckle, and I entered the regular stall. crazy people leaving toil…what the FUCK?
There was PEE ON THE SEAT! CRAZY BITCH PEED ON THE SEAT, AND DIDN’T CLEAN IT UP!
Oh, you BITCH! We just had a MOMENT! A very SPECIAL MOMENT! About MESSY STALLS, and while we SHARED A COMMON LAUGH…she KNEW! KNEW! That her nasty ass pee was ALL OVER THAT SEAT. Dirty fucking CUNT! NASTY BITCH!
I had to CLEAN HER FUCKING PEE OF THE SEAT. And then make a simple toilet paper shield. NOT DIFFICULT PEOPLE!
*shudder*
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Okay, maybe i’m naieve, but how in the blue hell does a woman piss on the seat. I mean, i understand the levitate position, but damn.
~shakes head at humanity~
I thought WE were the only ones that did that.
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When I worked at the mall, the seats would flush that sprayed so fast and hard it looked like everyone peed on the seats. I had a habit of waiting and wiping it off so it didn’t look like I did!
Well, I was going to message about the new low pressure toilets spraying, but Jamie beat me to it. I will have to say, though, that after having been on the receiving end of a toilet that sprayed WAY too much, I don’t stick around the stall any longer than I have to, and I always flush with my foot so my head is as far away as possible. I don’t care if someone think I dribbled on the seat; I refuse to have toilet water sprayed on me ever again. Also, I typically grab a massive wad of toilet paper and wipe the seat down before I sit anyway because I don’t care for the backs of my legs to get wet (or worse, hairy). And then I wash my hands good and long.
Sorry, folks, no mitigating factors. Public restrooms are EVERYONES responsibility. I make it a point to leave a bathroom in as good or better shape as when I enter it.
If that means spending a couple minutes wiping off a toilet seat, so be it.
Finally, just lift the seat off of the bowl when you are done.
ESC, you should have chased that woman up a rickety windmill.
At least you can console yourself witht the thought of her guilt and shame, though.
By the way, I hope you reported the state of the disabled toilet to someone at the restaurant. Surely the restaurant management should inspect the toilets regularly?
Note to self:
Don’t eat at Moe’s.
don’t PEE at Moe’s. the food is still good.
and it was the end of the night - they were cleaning up and I HOPE they cleaned the bathrooms after we left.
and this was NOT “toilet” spray. this was BRIGHT. YELLOW. PEE. I’m assuming she adopted the “squat and pee” method of public restroom urination. the problem with this method is that you PEE ON THE SEAT.
I thought about calling her out on it. But outside of my little blog domain, I’m quite the wimp.
Ugh. I hate the “squat and pee” method. It gets pee everywhere! Why can’t they just lay toilet paper down on the seat or something? Besides that, peeing when you’re squatting like that is bad for your muscles down there.
OMG, can’t tell you how many times my wife has complained of this. Is it news to you, I hardly think so! I don’t blame you for not confronting the woman; who needs to get into a fight in a bar? Still, wish there was a better alternative.
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Toilet Seats Get a Bum Rap, Experts Say
http://www.newhousenews.com/archive/sefton071603.html
dammit, woman! Why won’t your comment thingy remember my info?!?
“If you like food, fun, and a whole bunch of crazy crap on the walls, come to Moe’s!”
I need to eat there!
My biggest fucking pet peeve is PEE ON THE SEAT!!! I always have to hold back on confronting the nasty-ass bitches who do this. Argh!!!!!!