Nothing like heading down to the school’s lunch stand, ordering a 12 inch roast beef sammich with mayo and cheese, “combo” it with some doritos and a drink…and then turn around and realize that your doctor is in line right behind you.

this is the conversation you have in your head:

Yeah…that diet is going GREAT doc. Oh…this? It’s not mine. It’s for a friend.

OK, it’s mine…I’m only eating half today! The rest is for tomorrow! and look! I’m getting a diet coke! DIET!!! WHY AREN’T YOU LOOKING AT ME????