shrimp « Evilsciencechick

MAKE THIS RECIPE

You see this shrimp?

This shrimp is AWESOME. TOO AWESOME FOR YOU!

But you should make it anyway. Because? IT IS AWESOME! Do you need any more reason? NO YOU DON’T!

Why am I yelling? BECAUSE THE AWESOMENESS [...]

Kev: babe? can you go get me something to wash up with? I’m going to go to the faucet outside to wash up.

ESC: I can grab you that crap* you bought a while back…

Kev: Oh NICE, “that shit I bought” huh?