MAKE THIS RECIPE

You see this shrimp?

cilantro lime shrimp

This shrimp is AWESOME.  TOO AWESOME FOR YOU!

But you should make it anyway.  Because?  IT IS AWESOME!  Do you need any more reason?  NO YOU DON’T!

Why am I yelling?  BECAUSE THE AWESOMENESS IS TOO MUCH FOR LOWERCASE LETTERS TO HANDLE!!!! More »« Less

woooooooooooooaaacake!

I love a dirty man

Kev: babe? can you go get me something to wash up with? I’m going to go to the faucet outside to wash up.

ESC: I can grab you that crap* you bought a while back…

Kev: Oh NICE, “that shit I bought” huh?

ESC: I said THAT CRAP, not THAT SHIT. JESUS, WHY DO YOU EXAGGERATE EVERYTHING I SAY???

Kev: BECAUSE YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME TO ME!

ESC: NOOOO IIIII DOOOOON’T!!!! More »« Less

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