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blowing the dust off

It’s tough to maintain a blog now. I am envious of people that still do – the ones who don’t get paid, the ones who who aren’t famous on the internet…just the regular people who can make time to maintain a blog. I’ve composed a multitude of posts in my head – BRILLIANT posts, I might add – only to lose them to them to a thousand tiny interruptions in my day. I can say I’m going to try to do better, but you and I both know that is not a great promise. Life happens. If I can pick this thing up where I left off, super. If not – well…the archives aren’t going anywhere. My infamy will live on. More »« Less

classy bitch

Kevin is back. Oh, did I mention he spent the week at his mom’s house working on his car? No?

Sorry.

So anyway, Kev is back, we’re lying in bed, and I’m busy greeting him in a manner that is appropriate for a woman to greet her man back from the hunt car repair [...]

Early birthday treats

This post will NOT be (solely) about my girl parts because oh geez even I’M sick of talking about them. Just to say that in the natural progression of things, and in spite of the diflucan I took at the beginning of the week, the predictable happened and now I’m popping MORE diflucan and using yogurt in ways the FDA would thoroughly disapprove of. More »« Less

UTI part 2: revenge of the urethra

Here’s the thing about having a UTI* – EVERYONE gets all up in your personal business about it. They are full of questions. When you are sick with other illnesses, these personal questions do not come up. When you tell people that you have strept throat, no one asks who’s dirty cock have you been sucking. If you have pink eye, no one asks you if you wash your hands after pooping. NO. These are PERSONAL QUESTIONS. It is your own business if you go around sucking dirty cock. No judgment.

* oh you thought we were done? HAHAHAHAHAno. More »« Less

all up in MY girl parts

Yesterday, as anyone who follows my twitter knows, I stayed home with a URINARY TRACT INFECTION. Monday I started noticing the urge to pee more with a slight weird feeling DOWN THERE, which I dismissed as lingering after affects of YEAST INFECTION!!!OMG!!! last week.

today’s blog post brought to you by TERRIFYING DEATH VAGINA! JESUS CHRIST, GET IN THE CAR IT’S A DEATH VAGINA! More »« Less