covered and smothered

Kev is so supportive of my new purple phase, he decided to contribute.

Thanks Kev. I forgot to wear a collared top to choir tonight, too. Fortunately, the only person who noticed was our new bass soloist, who is SUPER gay (today he had remants of eyeliner and glitter from [...]

woooooooooooooaaacake!

Kev: babe? can you go get me something to wash up with? I’m going to go to the faucet outside to wash up.

ESC: I can grab you that crap* you bought a while back…

Kev: Oh NICE, “that shit I bought” huh?

the deep waxy canal of love

last night I performed my wifely duties in helping Kev remove the waxy build up in his ears. Now he has no excuse about how he can’t hear me when I screech at him from the next room about WHY HE DIDN’T TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT OMG CAN YOU NOT SMELL THIS IN HERE????

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5 years

I supposed this could be a serious, meaningful look back at 5 years of a miserable failure of a war in Iraq.

But it’s not.

yesterday on the phone

Kev: are you going to knitting tonight?

ESC: yeah, and I have to go to church.

Kev: oh? you never said anything [...]

has it been a year already?

 Well, on Sunday it will be.

 Love you, Kev!

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