Dear Reynolds wrap slow cooker liners,
You are the best invention ever for lazy cooks. I think I love you. Will you marry me?
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Dear The South,
Thank you for teaching my husband that a crock pot full of beans can be considered an entire meal. Now, let’s find some common ground on cornbread.
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Dear Microsoft,
When I shut off my laptop last night, I trusted you to make the updates you promised to make when I clicked “install updates and shut down”. Yet this morning, I find my laptop still on, displaying an “installing update 1 of 1″ screen, and hot enough to cook eggs. I was happy just to be able to boot it up again, figuring you’d fried the mother board. And the only reason I rebooted it right away is my patented ESC laptop cooling device - a ziplock bag full of ice and water, wrapped in a dish towel, laid flat on my lap desk, with my laptop laid over it. Yessir - the same treatment for a sprained ankle works for my heatsink of a laptop.
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Dear wordpress, theme, and plugin authors,
Thank you for making my upgrade to 2.5 relatively easy. The amount of fires I had to put out were relatively few. Ummm…my ravelry progress bars got wonky in the process…but I’ll let that slide for now.* I’m not sure i like the new dashboard, though. I liked it better when everything was arranged in tabs. Now I have to search and click everywhere to navigate. This will take some getting used to.
*Dear Firebug,
I LOVE YOU, TOO! LET’S HAVE A THREESOME WITH CROCKPOT LINERS!
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Dear Rain,
Please hold off this evening until I can get Sadie to the park so she can run off some of the psycho dog energy she’s been building up all week.
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Dear Sadie,
You are absolutely OBSESSED with sitting out on the balcony these days. I know your fur is saturated with pollen. You don’t know this yet? But after, god willing, we go to the park today? You’re getting a bath. HA!
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Dear Costco brand alavert,
WHERE ARE YOU? WE BOUGHT YOU AND BROUGHT YOU HOME AND NOW I CAN’T FIND YOU AND HAVE YOU SEEN THE POLLEN COUNT??? IS THAT THE SCARIEST THING EVER FOR SOMEONE WITH SEVERE ALLERGIES? I’m lucky I can BREATHE! I NEED YOU! COME BACK TO ME!
Really? no comments?
did I wear you all out with the Sadie picture in the previous post?
If there was an agree button here I would click agree (1 bazillion) about the crockpot liners! You can’t marry them — they are MINE ALL MINE!!!!!
Dear Evil Science Chick,
Why you gotta go steal all the good letter writing campaigns? What does a girl have left to say?
Sadly, I do SO LITTLE cooking I don’t even know what a crock pot liner IS.
Crock pot liner???
Dear Shake & Bake,
I love you.
Love,
LMDP