Cooking instructions on the back of a package of shirataki noodles:
Drain water and parboil for 2-3 minutes before use to reduce the authentic aroma of Shirataki
reduce????
they see me knittin’; they hatin’
Cooking instructions on the back of a package of shirataki noodles:
Drain water and parboil for 2-3 minutes before use to reduce the authentic aroma of Shirataki
reduce????
Friday: moe’s nachos
Saturday: much sleeping and sexing it up. Borat at the cheapie theaters, then hot dog and churros at Costco. Borat kind of sucked.
Sunday: church, and then to the trendy fancy yarn store to purchase very long circular needles so I can try out the magic loop technique with my next pair of socks. I walked out of there an hour later, with the circulars, and also, for some reason, a sock book. The details were fuzzy. There was ooo-ing and ahhh-ing, and yarn fumes, and then somehow the book ended up in my bag. It’s all very vague.
A run to the international farmers market for fresh veggies and seafood..and olives. Then a major clean of the condo, followed by spicey basil noodles out. because after purchasing all that glorious fresh food, I didn’t actually feel like cooking anymore. Realized I totally missed Nanner’s trip to Atlanta, because she called and left a message on my home phone. And no one calls the home phone except telemarketers. And my grandma. So, sorry Nanner - totally flaked out on that one.
and in between all that, much number crunching and table formatting for the thesis. The end is in sight. The defense date is almost set. I WILL FINISH AND THEN BE UNEMPLOYED! AN UNEMPLOYED SCIENCE CHICK WITH IMPRESSIVE LETTERS AFTER HER NAME!!!
yeah, that sounds about right.
Just had to share this one gem of a web search that somehow found my blog:
“she gets hit by a car and doesn t die. hottie gets the guy a jacket and waffle house gift certificates.”
what????
so you thought the war on evolution was bad, huh?