Monthly Archive for December, 2006

merry weekend!

Yes, this blog participates in the WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!!

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Prosperous Kwanza, Joyous Yule, or whatever you choose to celebrate over the next few days. We’ll be celebrating Christmas. In alabama!

So I will be without a decent internet connection for the weekend, though we will be traveling back on christmas day. I have all the gifts wrapped, and I just made gingerbread and sugar cookie dough, in an effort to force a tradition on Kev’s mostly traditionless family. WE WILL DECORATE COOKIES! YOU THERE! AWAY FROM THE TV! I NEED M&M BUTTONS, STAT!

so that should be fun.

our cable is fixed!  I hope.  he replaced some cable wires, gave us a new cable box (it’s so tiny!) and told me that the cable wiring behind the walls was old, and should really be updated, except it would be difficult to gain access because these were condos.

Whatever. I have channels now, I am happy.

Have a happy and safe holiday, and I’ll catch you all next week!

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you may now kiss the bride!

you may now kiss the bride

in front of the family?

wrapping presents

Kev: ohhh…your presents are small. it looks like they can all be stocking stuffers

ESC: oh, poor ESC. only a few small presents for her. and allll these big presents for Kev…

Kev: goddammit! you are going to love your gifts! you are going to love your gifts SO MUCH, you’re going to give me BUTTSEX!

ESC: HAHAHAHAHBLOGGING THAT!

Kev: dammit.

wedding image of the day:

right before walking down the aisle

damn you, cable!

cable problems! and the comcast guy on the phone was WAY too cheerful about it.

while I suffer, here’s another fun picture. spliced together for added cuteness. click on it for bigification.
piano pose

fat rant

OK, I have had just about ENOUGH of the talk shows and made for tv movies featuring skinny girls who wear the fat suit and then oh suddenly they understand the plight of the fat woman.

I am all for fat power. I am all for changing society, for forcing people to understand that not everyone is a size 3 and that all women (and men) deserve respect and awesome clothes, regardless of waist size.

But holy hell, do these tv programs take it way too far. Let me break it down for you:

1. skinny pretty girl gets put in ridiculous fat suit and usually a velvet jumpsuit of some kind

2. faux fat girl goes out in public, looking noticeably nervous and terrified

3. faux fat girl is ignored or openly made fun of. no one will help her when her car breaks down. people point and stare and laugh when she orders ice cream

4. later, as fat suit is removed, skinny pretty girl cries and confesses that she had NO IDEA that being fat was SO TERRIBLE!

OK, seriously…wtf?

I am a fat girl. There is no getting around it. The scale does not lie. I am big and curvaceous and hey yeah, look at this belly. Let me suck that back in for ya.

When I was younger, MUCH younger, like, say 6 years old, yes. I got made fun of. Fat rock! fat kid! oooo! fatty fatty fatterson!

clever things like that. and I would be lying if I said that didn’t cut me to my young bones. I ran home crying many a day.

As I got older, I didn’t get any thinner, but the taunting stopped. Why? Because we GREW UP! If you are still pointing, staring, laughing at, and making fun of an overweight person, and you are over the age of 11, you are a total loser. Seriously.

Yeah, I didn’t date in high school, but that was a self esteem issue. No one was mean or rude to me because of my weight. I was well liked by most social cliques, and even the “popular” crowd were friendly and chatty with me.

And today, I can do things like GO SHOPPING and ORDER PIE and as far as I can tell, NO ONE points and laughs. Or calls me “fatty.” Or even raises one damn eyebrow. I have had complete strangers assist me when I have problems with my car or a ripped shopping bag, or WHATEVER. Because we are grownups.

(OK, the exception to all this might be “circus fat.” If you are circus fat, and there has been a Discovery Health Channel special done on you, like maybe something entitled “the xxxxlb man”, then maybe people might point and stare and snicker. But then you are an extreme case. I’m talking about the regular fatties here.)

Yes, there are prejudices out there, and maybe if I walked into some trendy couture clothing shop and tried to find something that fit me, the salesladies might look at me odd and suggest I try another store. But I KNOW that already. I know where I can shop and where I can’t.

I am a fat girl.

And yet, people still like me. I can buy ice cream without shame.
Shocking! SHOCKING, I SAY!

So please, skinny pretty talk show hosts? Stay skinny and pretty and stick to rating the best mascaras or showing off this year’s hottest trends, and lifetime channel for women? Stick to showing movies about women who are abused by their drug-addicted husbands/boyfriends. Us fatty fatty fattersons are OK. We are not lepers or social outcasts. You being “fat” for one day doesn’t help anyone.

end rant.

I want some ice cream.

delayed thoughtfulness

Today I finally mailed off my Christmas gifts, with a prayer that they get there on time. 2 boxes and 1 big envelope PLUS an international big envelope shipment.

$36

Also, as I panicked yesterday about the fact that we would NOT be sending out christmas cards, someone at work mentioned that she will occasionally receive Happy New Year cards, and how cool it was because they came after the christmas cards stopped coming.

OH SWEET!

We’re not LATE getting cards out! We’re just choosing to send out new years’s cards instead! Thoughtful!

I ordered them today - picked one of our wedding pics for it. And I only ordered a certain amount, so I can’t do that “hey if you want a card, send me your address” thing. Chances are, if I already have your address, you’re on the list for a card.

And here’s something else to keep you animals happy.

rings on bouquet

I think my bouquet was my absolute favorite part of that whole day. Besides the whole “marrying my best friend and soul mate” thing. My bouquet, though….wow. It just rocked my world.