“hello, beautiful”
“hey baby. you gonna rock my world?”
“oh…I want to so bad, but I am so full from dinner.”
“Ok…you gonna nudge my world?”
“definately”
Are you ready to dance?
“hello, beautiful”
“hey baby. you gonna rock my world?”
“oh…I want to so bad, but I am so full from dinner.”
“Ok…you gonna nudge my world?”
“definately”
This falls under the category of “only funny if you’re a grad student.”
I found these at a website for a comic called Piled higher and Deeper (PhD…get it?)
Never ask me when do I think I’ll finish. I will hit you. Unless you’re family. But it’s getting to the point where I’m going to start hitting them, too.
Sad, but true. I have a graph (a huge graph, but a single one none the less) that has 5 years worth of data on it.
I think I’ll get this one on a T-shirt
Search terms that have led to my site recently, and my theories on them:
everybody loves outkast - I hate outkast! This person was disappointed…
my photo blog, nipples - this person was also disappointed. or this person was Jay (bwaahaha!)
lislaz - For the umpteenth time! our lovable Fleece continues to be very popular, but why they’re finding my site and not hers remains a complete mystery.
bull penis putter, pure bull - Got two of these. I knew that bull penis putter entry would be trouble…
rants about tattoos gone wrong - this person has a heart tattoo with “moom” written in it
al frankin lies - this person still lives with their perents and voted for Bush (hehe…)
less sweets, lost weight - this person is president of The Association of People who Google Really Obvious Things, or APGROT
winky winky - the whole world will be singing this song….BWAAAHAHAHAHA!
but mostly rants - scary! stalker maybe?
hope everyone’s having a nice weekend! the beer butt chicken was delicious, and it was so great to see my friends again. The highlight of the evening was when we were playing Cranium. There was a club cranium card (where all teams participate) that was a charades-type activity. The word was “missionary.” Hilarity ensued. The other two teams were trying to be good about it, and do the more religious meaning. Not kevin. At one point he lifted both my legs up off the couch and acted it out. None of the guessers figured it out, but since none of us could breathe for laughing so hard, it didn’t seem to matter.
I love that game. I love my friends. I love Kevin.
I was probably around 13 when I went up one of the twin towers with my family. Standing next to the buildings and looking straight up, I couldn’t imagine that something could be that tall - they seemed to go up forever. On a previous trip we had done the empire state building, but the WTC dwarfed King Kong’s favorite NY hangout.
I remember the looooong elevator ride, thinking hat I hope the elevator didn’t break down because I did NOT want to have to climb all those stairs.
The view from the top was amazing. You could see everything…and waaaay in the distance, a tiny statue of liberty. There was a railing in front of the observation windows, probably to keep people from leaning on them. I stood up on the lower railing and leaned just my head on the glass to get the best veiw down. And something was climbing up the building! AAAAAAGH!
It was a neat little machine that cleaned the windows. It looked like it ran on vertical tracks, up and down the building. cool! We spent probably around 45 minutes there, before riding the elevator down down down and on to the next tourist stop. Never imagining that 11 years later it would be gone.
We’re not doing anything special today, really. Some good friends of mine that moved to Charleston are back in town, so we’re all going over to another couple’s place for dinner and game night. I volunteered Kevin to make his famous beer butt chicken (I’ll take pics for the recipe site).
After 9/11, people said that nothing would ever be the same again, but there are still get-togethers with beer butt chicken and good wine and great friends. The terrorists failed to crush us, and I hope their souls are in a dark, hot, tortuous hell, and I hope they realize they failed and I hope that’s the worst pain of all.
I’m bored. Kevin is working late every night to make up for vacation last week.
Here’s something weirdly entertaining
Anyone have any questions? Any picture requests?
There was a praying mantis on my front door this morning. I think it was a boy, he was small and dark. The females are bigger and green, right? I asked him what he was doing on my door. He should be out on the nice greenery, meeting a nice big green female so he can make sweet love to her and have her eat his head afterwards. Then I figured he was better off on my door.
Songs from the very first mixed cd I made from downloaded music about 5 years ago:
Blink 182 - what’ s my age again
Proclaimers - I would walk 500 miles
Cake - never there
Fastball - out of my head
Sublime - What I got
Lisa Loeb - Stay
Green Day - time of your life
Nina Gordon - Tonight and the rest of my life
Sixpence none the richer - Kiss me
Cake - short skirt long jacket
U2 - The sweetest thing
Sublime - Santeria
The offspring - get a job
Everclear - I will buy you a new life
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