So healthwise, things are looking up here. I am still stuffy headachey, but the zombie feeling has left - you know, where you wander around in a fog of oxygen deprivation, throbbing sinuses, and various cold medications? What fun. I freaked the fuck out of a bunch of people at Target on Saturday. That was amusing. More »« Less
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I am off to bitch out some poor bed bath and beyond employee. Because my mother made a very nice gesture - to finish buying the set of our nice dishes from our registry. BB&B was having a special would price match a Macy’s sale on an 8 place setting set of Mikasa’s dishes, plus you got some other stuff, like sugar and creamer, and a serving plate - 45 pieces in total. And she could use the 20% off coupon. So to make everything easier, she had them ship it to me. Very nice, right? More »« Less
Oh geez. For everyone giggling about the colander pic in the previous post? Just stop. It was a warm day, and I was wearing grey jerzee shorts and and black Tshirt. What you can see there is my gloriously pale legs…and that’s it. So if you want to oogle my legs, be my guest. More »« Less
Dear Reynolds wrap slow cooker liners,
You are the best invention ever for lazy cooks. I think I love you. Will you marry me?
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Dear The South,
Thank you for teaching my husband that a crock pot full of beans can be considered an entire meal. Now, let’s find some common ground on cornbread. More »« Less
I was going to post this picture first, no matter what my next post was about. HI GRACE! EXCITED MUCH?? More »« Less
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