Last night, I dreamt that I was at an unfamiliar school with lots of friends whom I didn’t recognize. I was in graduate school, I think, but studying what? Who knows. Actually, I think the school was in a mall. Classy. Anyway, we were all excited because a good friend (again, someone I don’t currently know) was opening up a brand new store, and teaching a class in it.
We all eagerly piled into her store, and she began teaching, and it was GREAT because she was our friend. At one point, she pulled out a very complicated machine and said she was going to demonstrate blood dialysis. Then a guy stood out, obviously a school administrator who looked vaguely like this actor, and started yelling. He told the instructor that she was out of line doing this demonstrationg, that it was innappropriate and dangerous, because the dialysis machine’s battery was unstable. There was lots of yelling from all of us. I was yelling, too, and I was DETERMINED to write a letter of complaint to…someone.
Then my friends and I left with the instructor. We were hanging out, and someone had…pot. I think it might have been the instructor. She expertly sprinkled some on a wrapper, rolled it up, licked it, and lit up. Then she handed me the bag and left. I looked in the bag - it looked like pot pourri. It was a mess. I tried to pick out what looked like the good bits, but I had never smoked pot before so I didn’t really know what I was doing. I tried to roll it into the paper, but it looked all wonky and wrong. I kept licking the edge to seal it, until the paper ripped. I was too nervous to ask for another one because I didn’t want my friends thinking I was lame.
Eventually, I got something that looked about right, but there were too many people around to light up. I put it in my pocket. For the rest of my dream, I wandered around this mall/campus looking for a place to smoke it, and completely paranoid that I would get caught. I kept looking around for drug sniffing dogs.
And that was my dream. By the way, I’ve NEVER smoked pot before, so I have NO idea where this all came from.
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